Global Moderator Mike L Posted September 27, 2015 Global Moderator Posted September 27, 2015 Ditto Mike 1 Quote
Crappiebasser Posted September 27, 2015 Posted September 27, 2015 Just a flat sheet cake with a writ of divorce written on the top. It'll save her some time later. 2 Quote
Super User J Francho Posted September 28, 2015 Super User Posted September 28, 2015 Pre-nup - no reason to jump the gun, lol. Quote
tipptruck1 Posted September 28, 2015 Posted September 28, 2015 Just be glad you guys didn't getting a weeding invite yet. A oiled up muscle man wearing a thong delivers every one by hand. I almost shot the poor guy in till he told me Raider sent him. He then hands me a rainbow colored box. That I am guessing has is around 5lbs. Since it came from Raider. I am not dumb enough to take it in my house, or open it my self. I just leave it on my front yard, and call bomb control. Now this is were I feel sorry for the guys. They come and blow it up, and get covered in glitter. The whole box was filled with glitter. Along with a weeding invite. Now my lawn looks like a lady gaga concert was held on it. My dog has been pooping glitter for days now. As he eats the stupid stuff. Moral of the story. If you see a naked oiled up muscle man coming up your drive way. Just shoot him. 1 Quote
Super User deaknh03 Posted September 28, 2015 Super User Posted September 28, 2015 Just be glad you guys didn't getting a weeding invite yet. A oiled up muscle man wearing a thong delivers every one by hand. I almost shot the poor guy in till he told me Raider sent him. He then hands me a rainbow colored box. That I am guessing has is around 5lbs. Since it came from Raider. I am not dumb enough to take it in my house, or open it my self. I just leave it on my front yard, and call bomb control. Now this is were I feel sorry for the guys. They come and blow it up, and get covered in glitter. The whole box was filled with glitter. Along with a weeding invite. Now my lawn looks like a lady gaga concert was held on it. My dog has been pooping glitter for days now. As he eats the stupid stuff. Moral of the story. If you see a naked oiled up muscle man coming up your drive way. Just shoot him. Why did you need to get an invite? I thought you were the 2nd groom.. Quote
VolFan Posted September 28, 2015 Posted September 28, 2015 Why did you need to get an invite? I thought you were the 2nd groom.. I thought he was the bride... Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted October 4, 2015 Author Super User Posted October 4, 2015 Just be glad you guys didn't getting a weeding invite yet. A oiled up muscle man wearing a thong delivers every one by hand. I almost shot the poor guy in till he told me Raider sent him. He then hands me a rainbow colored box. That I am guessing has is around 5lbs. Since it came from Raider. I am not dumb enough to take it in my house, or open it my self. I just leave it on my front yard, and call bomb control. Now this is were I feel sorry for the guys. They come and blow it up, and get covered in glitter. The whole box was filled with glitter. Along with a weeding invite. Now my lawn looks like a lady gaga concert was held on it. My dog has been pooping glitter for days now. As he eats the stupid stuff. Moral of the story. If you see a naked oiled up muscle man coming up your drive way. Just shoot him. ROFLMMFAO Quote
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