Super User clayton86 Posted September 13, 2015 Super User Posted September 13, 2015 Have my sense of humor while your gf is in labor. I'm at the hospital with my gf who's in labor contractions every 5 min and I'm sitting here making jokes bout her breathing and taking pictures of the faces she makes. I've been told I'm going to get stabbed many times and that she hates me haha then the contraction stops and she loves me again hahahahahahaha. Quote
Super User slonezp Posted September 13, 2015 Super User Posted September 13, 2015 Tell her to hurry up. Football starts in an hour 1 Quote
bassh8er Posted September 13, 2015 Posted September 13, 2015 Wow, future father of the year here. 1 Quote
Super User clayton86 Posted September 13, 2015 Author Super User Posted September 13, 2015 Haha she's out and in my arms Lydia Grace 8-1 20.5" 1 Quote
Super User slonezp Posted September 13, 2015 Super User Posted September 13, 2015 Cool! Football starts in 14 minutes 1 Quote
Super User clayton86 Posted September 13, 2015 Author Super User Posted September 13, 2015 Not a football fan sorry unless we're talking fat smallmouth bass Quote
Super User slonezp Posted September 13, 2015 Super User Posted September 13, 2015 I'm just playin with ya. Congrats Quote
Super User F14A-B Posted September 13, 2015 Super User Posted September 13, 2015 d**n, not a football fan either? Hey at least your women delivered in less than 36 hours (my son ) & less than 23 hours ( my daughter ) .. After a while I would say " I'm tired how much longer? She has never forgot... Congratulations on your new baby.. 1 Quote
Super User clayton86 Posted September 13, 2015 Author Super User Posted September 13, 2015 d**n, not a football fan either? Hey at least your women delivered in less than 36 hours (my son ) & less than 23 hours ( my daughter ) .. After a while I would say " I'm tired how much longer? She has never forgot... Congratulations on your new baby.. Didn't take long we got here around 730 8 and went to the triage they checked she was 6cm so they gave us a room checked again about 10ish and she was 8cm another hour went by so they broke her water and she was here about 10minutes later. Quote
Catch 22 Posted September 13, 2015 Posted September 13, 2015 Congrats on the new addition. Daddy`s little girls are special. About the labor thing. My policy is to stay out of arms reach of a women in labor and ignore anything said at that time. Quote
Super User clayton86 Posted September 13, 2015 Author Super User Posted September 13, 2015 Congrats on the new addition. Daddy`s little girls are special. About the labor thing. My policy is to stay out of arms reach of a women in labor and ignore anything said at that time. Yeah that was my plan but then they wanted me to help and I seen things things a man should never see lol. But it's over I'm done having kids this is my 4th counting my adopted daughter but I was there for that birth also but it was a section. This gives me two girls and two boys all fishing fanatics well this one will be I'm sure cuz her mama sure loved fishing everyday while pregnant. Quote
Super User deaknh03 Posted September 13, 2015 Super User Posted September 13, 2015 Congrats!! You all done adding to your cult? Quote
Super User clayton86 Posted September 13, 2015 Author Super User Posted September 13, 2015 Congrats!! You all done adding to your cult? Oh yeah done she's getting tied and I'm gonna go get snipped if the VA will cover it if not guess the ole farmers rubber band trick will have to do lol. Quote
Super User deaknh03 Posted September 13, 2015 Super User Posted September 13, 2015 Oh yeah done she's getting tied and I'm gonna go get snipped if the VA will cover it if not guess the ole farmers rubber band trick will have to do lol. Thanks for ruining dinner. 2 Quote
Super User J Francho Posted September 13, 2015 Super User Posted September 13, 2015 Congrats bro! Quote
Super User F14A-B Posted September 13, 2015 Super User Posted September 13, 2015 I'm hesitant to say anything about rubber-bands.. Quote
Super User gardnerjigman Posted September 14, 2015 Super User Posted September 14, 2015 Congrats buddy! Quote
FinCulture Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 Congrats! Glad to see she looks healthy! Quote
Super User Oregon Native Posted September 14, 2015 Super User Posted September 14, 2015 Another keeper....congrats Quote
Catch 22 Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 Oh yeah done she's getting tied and I'm gonna go get snipped if the VA will cover it if not guess the ole farmers rubber band trick will have to do lol. Some will not know what that means ,but my reaction is owweeee FWIW===A friend got snipped after two daughters . The hubby and wife decided they wanted more kids after the girls reached their late teens,so he went to Chicago with $1K cash in hand to see a Dr who reconnected him. And yes, they had two sons as a result. All normal great people. C22 Quote
Super User clayton86 Posted September 14, 2015 Author Super User Posted September 14, 2015 This is my 4th two of each counting my adopted daughter I'm more then done. 1 Quote
Super User Sam Posted September 15, 2015 Super User Posted September 15, 2015 The towel is used all over the country. I have one from when my grandson was born five years ago. Used the same ones on my granddaughter bourn three years ago. Quote
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