MFBAB Posted August 21, 2015 Posted August 21, 2015 ....a bass if you caught one that could talk???? I think I would say, why do y'all hit Buzzbaits??? 1 Quote
FinCulture Posted August 21, 2015 Posted August 21, 2015 why the hell aren't you thirty ponds, yo? Eat a sandwich! 2 Quote
Super User scaleface Posted August 21, 2015 Super User Posted August 21, 2015 Bass do talk. I read all the time on here " Let the Bass tell you ... " 9 Quote
lo n slo Posted August 21, 2015 Posted August 21, 2015 Why is fishing worse after a cold front? 1 Quote
FinCulture Posted August 21, 2015 Posted August 21, 2015 I imagine a bass having a voice similar to Joe Swanson from family guy Quote
FinCulture Posted August 21, 2015 Posted August 21, 2015 have you tried getting a bass to talk to you by the way? Quote
MFBAB Posted August 21, 2015 Author Posted August 21, 2015 have you tried getting a bass to talk to you by the way? Not yet, but sometimes I wish they would give me a quick Q & A Quote
FinCulture Posted August 21, 2015 Posted August 21, 2015 Not yet, but sometimes I wish they would give me a quick Q & A and maybe take a quick survey on favorite foods 1 Quote
Super User A-Jay Posted August 21, 2015 Super User Posted August 21, 2015 I would make her guess how much I weighed . . . . A-Jay 12 Quote
papajoe222 Posted August 21, 2015 Posted August 21, 2015 Back in the day, I'm talking late 60's and early 70's, I talked to plenty of fish and they didn't hesitate to reply. I just needed the right amount of drug induced perception to be able to understand them. Most of the time they were just giving me grief about the hook sticking out of their eye socket or in the roof of their mouth. Other times, it was just a stain on the boat's carpet that was talking. 1 Quote
Ski213 Posted August 21, 2015 Posted August 21, 2015 I would imagine that if I caught a bass that could talk it wouldn't be real open to answering questions as much as it would be telling me what it thought about the whole situation. But if I caught one that was cooperative I'd probably try to negotiate some kind of deal where it got alot of free food in exchange for explaining to its associates that I just need to borrow the more well fed ones for a couple hours. Everybody goes back home, everybody wins. 2 Quote
Super User Senko lover Posted August 21, 2015 Super User Posted August 21, 2015 I would ask, "where do you go in this body off water under all conditions/weather/seasons, and what do you feel like eating?" Quote
Super User Catt Posted August 21, 2015 Super User Posted August 21, 2015 Actually them not talking tells how intelligent they are! I wouldn't answer some of these questions either! 1 Quote
Bruce424 Posted August 21, 2015 Posted August 21, 2015 They would all reply "get your thumb out of my mouth!!!!" 3 Quote
MFBAB Posted August 21, 2015 Author Posted August 21, 2015 I would imagine that if I caught a bass that could talk it wouldn't be real open to answering questions as much as it would be telling me what it thought about the whole situation. But if I caught one that was cooperative I'd probably try to negotiate some kind of deal where it got alot of free food in exchange for explaining to its associates that I just need to borrow the more well fed ones for a couple hours. Everybody goes back home, everybody wins. I never even thought about trying to turn one, you are a sick puppy!! Quote
Super User Dwight Hottle Posted August 21, 2015 Super User Posted August 21, 2015 I would ask him/her if they can see my line? 3 Quote
Felixone Posted August 21, 2015 Posted August 21, 2015 I would make it guess how much I weighed . . . . A-Jay Yes, but you know he would guess twice your actual weight... Isn't that how fishermen do it? Quote
Super User A-Jay Posted August 21, 2015 Super User Posted August 21, 2015 Yes, but you know he would guess twice your actual weight... Isn't that how fishermen do it? That's been known to happen. She may say she doesn't have a scale as well. . . . Either way - you know I'd be her PB for sure A-Jay Quote
Super User the reel ess Posted August 21, 2015 Super User Posted August 21, 2015 How come you were always biting better yesterday? How do you know when I take vacation? Why is a nice day for me (bluebird skies) often a bad day for you in terms of biting? Quote
Super User the reel ess Posted August 21, 2015 Super User Posted August 21, 2015 I would ask him/her if they can see my line? I imagine they do see it. They probably say to themselves "I'm no idiot, I can see that string attached to that..OOOH SOMETHING SHINY, I MUST KILL IT!!!" 1 Quote
Super User buzzed bait Posted August 21, 2015 Super User Posted August 21, 2015 I would make it guess how much I weighed . . . . A-Jay these are all good answers, but A Jay wins this one.... That's hilarious. 1 Quote
MFBAB Posted August 21, 2015 Author Posted August 21, 2015 What's the deal with the Solunar charts? What's your favorite lure in my tackle box? What's your favorite color? Real Senkos or Stik-O's? What about scents - are we wasting our time? Oh, and do you really like coffee? What could I do to make you feel more comfortable getting caught by me on a regular basis? What are your turn-ons and turn -offs Be honest, do you guys just sit down there and laugh at our ineptitude sometimes? Does this whole experience feel like an alien abduction to you? Relax, we don't do the anal probe thing, that's actual aliens :) 1 Quote
Super User Deleted account Posted August 21, 2015 Super User Posted August 21, 2015 What would you ask... Where's grandma? Quote
Preytorien Posted August 21, 2015 Posted August 21, 2015 Bass do talk. I read all the time on here " Let the Bass tell you ... " This wins the internet Quote
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