quanjig Posted July 24, 2015 Posted July 24, 2015 Dear Raider, what is the meaning of life??!! Surprised nobody has asked this yet? Plus, how come I pee a little when I giggle....... Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted July 25, 2015 Author Super User Posted July 25, 2015 Dear Raider Do rats drink tea and become super rats? Reason I ask is I arrived at the parking garage at 4:45 this morning but my pass won't work until 5. So I parked outside a tea and snack shop., Now, I normally see rats running up and down the sidewalks. I can only assume they are eating the homeless peoples leftovers. These particular rats from this morning were running back and forth from their hideaway to the tea shop. They were much larger than the rats I normally encounter. Could I be onto something? Sould I be scared? Dear Slonezp, Yes you are definitely on to something. Until the start shooting laser death rays from their tails, you should be fine. Unless these were construction rats. In which case just shoo them away. Or throw them a penny or dime. They will build whatever you like for pocket change. Heavens knows we got too many of them running around. Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted July 25, 2015 Author Super User Posted July 25, 2015 Dear Raider, what is the meaning of life??!! Surprised nobody has asked this yet? Plus, how come I pee a little when I giggle....... Dear Quanjig, The meaning of life is two things. Fishing and Harley Davidsons. You pee when you giggle for reasons which are unknown to me. Honestly I would seek medical help. That may be a sign of having caught something you can't wipe off. I'm not too sure though. Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted July 25, 2015 Author Super User Posted July 25, 2015 Dear Raider, Pork Bellies or Oranges? Dear Smokinal, Why choose between the two? Pork Bellies stuffed with oranges. Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted July 25, 2015 Author Super User Posted July 25, 2015 Dear .ghoti., I got caught up tonight with some other stuff. I will work on your question at lunch tomorrow. Quote
Big C Posted July 25, 2015 Posted July 25, 2015 Dear Raider, When will the Raiders win a Super Bowl? Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted July 25, 2015 Author Super User Posted July 25, 2015 Dear Raider, When will the Raiders win a Super Bowl? Dear Big C, They will win the superbowl this year. Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted July 25, 2015 Author Super User Posted July 25, 2015 Dear Raider, What happened to Tony Soprano? Dear EvanT123, He is sleeping with the fishes. Which is a shame cause he was such a nice boy, and that's just filthy. Quote
Super User deaknh03 Posted July 25, 2015 Super User Posted July 25, 2015 Dear Big C, They will win the superbowl this year. This proves your a fraud..were better off calling Dionne Warwick. 1 Quote
Super User Lund Explorer Posted July 25, 2015 Super User Posted July 25, 2015 Dear .ghoti., I got caught up tonight with some other stuff. I will work on your question at lunch tomorrow. I'm probably wrong, but the only person I can think of that has a fish for a pet is Mrs. Ghoti! 2 Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted July 25, 2015 Author Super User Posted July 25, 2015 This proves your a fraud..were better off calling Dionne Warwick. Dear deaknh03, I aint never claimed to be a prophet or fortune teller. Quote
Super User deaknh03 Posted July 25, 2015 Super User Posted July 25, 2015 I'm probably wrong, but the only person I can think of that has a fish for a pet is Mrs. Ghoti! and cat in the hat. 1 Quote
Super User Fishing Rhino Posted July 25, 2015 Super User Posted July 25, 2015 Dear Big C, They will win the superbowl this year. That's a trick answer. The Superbowl has already been played this year. That makes it impossible for them to win the Superbowl this year, but no less impossible for them to win it in the foreseeable future. Now, on to more serious matters (the Raiders winning the superbowl is a fantasy that exists only in your mind), if a brother and sister get married in (fill in the state), can she keep her maiden name? Quote
Super User 00 mod Posted July 25, 2015 Super User Posted July 25, 2015 Dear Raider, Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Jeff Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted July 26, 2015 Author Super User Posted July 26, 2015 That's a trick answer. The Superbowl has already been played this year. That makes it impossible for them to win the Superbowl this year, but no less impossible for them to win it in the foreseeable future.Now, on to more serious matters (the Raiders winning the superbowl is a fantasy that exists only in your mind), if a brother and sister get married in (fill in the state), can she keep her maiden name? Dear Fishing Rhino, I'm not sure about other states. However in parts of Alabama and most all of Mississippi, you can divorce your wife and still be brother and sister. 1 Quote
Super User Fishing Rhino Posted July 27, 2015 Super User Posted July 27, 2015 Dear Raider, Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Jeff For the same reason that ships carry cargo, and trucks carry shipments. 4 Quote
Super User Redlinerobert Posted July 28, 2015 Super User Posted July 28, 2015 Dear Big C, They will win the superbowl this year. The irony of the Raiders winning Super Bowl 50 at the 49ers new stadium would be amazing. By the way if you are interested, I'll sell you my 50 yard Super Bowl 50 seats at the discount price of $10k a piece. Quote
Joe H. Posted July 28, 2015 Posted July 28, 2015 Dear Raider, Why is it against the law for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina? Quote
Super User Fishing Rhino Posted July 29, 2015 Super User Posted July 29, 2015 Dear Raider, Why is it against the law for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina? Along those lines, here is another conundrum. If there is a bus crash on the NC/SC border, where do they bury the survivors? Quote
Super User deaknh03 Posted July 29, 2015 Super User Posted July 29, 2015 Along those lines, here is another conundrum. If there is a bus crash on the NC/SC border, where do they bury the survivors? I think Alabama is the only state legal to bury survivors. 3 Quote
Joe H. Posted July 29, 2015 Posted July 29, 2015 Along those lines, here is another conundrum. If there is a bus crash on the NC/SC border, where do they bury the survivors? Lol: Took me a couple minutes figure that out, and I'm the one who posted the first one! Quote
Super User slonezp Posted July 29, 2015 Super User Posted July 29, 2015 See if you can figure this one out Raider Where do you bury a dead survivor? The answer: Mississippi Why??? Quote
Super User Lund Explorer Posted July 29, 2015 Super User Posted July 29, 2015 Why does this remind me of the story about a single engine Cessna that had nosed dived into the middle of a cemetery in a small Yooper village. The news quoted that the local fire chief, Sven Jorgenson stating that they had already recovered 32 bodies! 1 Quote
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