Super User Redlinerobert Posted June 22, 2015 Super User Posted June 22, 2015 Aren't very smart. http://i.imgur.com/Z3fFFcj.gifv 1 Quote
halochef Posted June 22, 2015 Posted June 22, 2015 Yea right....my cat 5.44 am every morning...MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW translation..."feed me now" 1:30 each day MEOW MEOW MEOW translation...."Treat time treat time".....5.45pm MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW. translation "DINNER...don't be using morning dry food and just mix in wet....NEW!" during the rest of the day...........sleep. other cat.... MEOW---MEOW. translation "sleep all day and eat later" Quote
Big C Posted June 22, 2015 Posted June 22, 2015 At the end of it that guy can't believe he pulled it off without the lady seeing it. 1 Quote
Super User slonezp Posted June 23, 2015 Super User Posted June 23, 2015 Yea right....my cat 5.44 am every morning...MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW translation..."feed me now" 1:30 each day MEOW MEOW MEOW translation...."Treat time treat time".....5.45pm MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW. translation "DINNER...don't be using morning dry food and just mix in wet....NEW!" during the rest of the day...........sleep. other cat.... MEOW---MEOW. translation "sleep all day and eat later" Sounds like they've got you trained pretty well 1 Quote
Super User Maxximus Redneckus Posted June 23, 2015 Super User Posted June 23, 2015 Sounds like they've got you trained pretty welli was gonna say same thing no offense but nothing smart about that.now show me a cat that can bring you a beer and answer a phone then your talking. Quote
Super User HoosierHawgs Posted June 23, 2015 Super User Posted June 23, 2015 At the end of it that guy can't believe he pulled it off without the lady seeing it. He sees it and thinks to himslef, "Oh my god, it's a freaking cat!" Quote
Super User retiredbosn Posted June 23, 2015 Super User Posted June 23, 2015 The only good cat is a dead one: batter dipped, deep fried and served with sweet and sour sauce. Quote
Catch 22 Posted June 23, 2015 Posted June 23, 2015 Aren't very smart. http://i.imgur.com/Z3fFFcj.gifv I guess you could say"the fur was flying" A cat was sitting on the rear housing[pumpkin ball] of my 62 Chev 327,4 speed and remained there,unknown to me,until I slammed 2 nd gear . I looked in the mirror to see the cat tumbling along the road.I laughed so hard I darn near wrecked. C22 1 Quote
Super User gardnerjigman Posted June 23, 2015 Super User Posted June 23, 2015 Yea right....my cat 5.44 am every morning...MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW translation..."feed me now" 1:30 each day MEOW MEOW MEOW translation...."Treat time treat time".....5.45pm MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW. translation "DINNER...don't be using morning dry food and just mix in wet....NEW!" during the rest of the day...........sleep. other cat.... MEOW---MEOW. translation "sleep all day and eat later" Cat wakes me up at 5:44 every morning I bet I get a dog. Fix the cat problem, and the breakfast problem for the dog. I'm not a cat fan! 2 Quote
Super User gardnerjigman Posted June 23, 2015 Super User Posted June 23, 2015 I guess you could say"the fur was flying" A cat was sitting on the rear housing[pumpkin ball] of my 62 Chev 327,4 speed and remained there,unknown to me,until I slammed 2 nd gear . I looked in the mirror to see the cat tumbling along the road.I laughed so hard I darn near wrecked. C22 Is it bad that the mental image of this made me get a very Grinch like smile? Quote
Super User Redlinerobert Posted June 23, 2015 Author Super User Posted June 23, 2015 I'm not a cat fan either, but we adopted two sister kittens last year. They stay outdoors, take care of field mice (we have a small ranch) and get fed once a day. They do their job. Quote
Smalliesrule Posted June 23, 2015 Posted June 23, 2015 The only good cat is a dead one: batter dipped, deep fried and served with sweet and sour sauce. That's uncalled for. Quote
Super User retiredbosn Posted June 23, 2015 Super User Posted June 23, 2015 Yep, just got through feeding the little monster. He is an absolute terror on birds, snakes, lizards, even brought in a wood rat almost half his size the other day! Cats are one of the few animals that hunt and kill for the pure joy of hunting Quote
Super User slonezp Posted June 23, 2015 Super User Posted June 23, 2015 Cat wakes me up at 5:44 every morning I bet I get a dog. Fix the cat problem, and the breakfast problem for the dog. I'm not a cat fan! I've had dogs and have cats now. Dogs get on a schedule to go out and they don't care how late you were at the bar because 6am rolls around and it's time to go. On the bed off the bed on the bed off the bed until my tired half drunk ass would get out of bed on a weekend morning to take them out. Cats tick in a box. My stepdaughter brought me (2) 3 week old kittens 2 years ago and begged me to take them in. They're pretty much maintenance free, but they shed like nobody's business Quote
Super User retiredbosn Posted June 24, 2015 Super User Posted June 24, 2015 ......They're pretty much maintenance free, but they SHED like nobody's business Amen brother, my daughter has a long haired worthless cat, white of course. Went to see her a few weeks ago, I'm still finding long white cat hair, main reason ours stays outside. Quote
Super User gardnerjigman Posted June 24, 2015 Super User Posted June 24, 2015 Yah, I can't get over the smell or hair of a cat. My dad has an outdoor one that I swear thinks it's a dog. Only cat I've been able to tolerate so far. Quote
Global Moderator Bluebasser86 Posted June 24, 2015 Global Moderator Posted June 24, 2015 I don't mind cats, but thankfully my wife is allergic to them so I don't have to worry about having one in the house. Quote
Super User fishinfiend Posted June 24, 2015 Super User Posted June 24, 2015 Cats are one of the few animals that hunt and kill for the pure joy of hunting Thats why i love them them so much more them a lame dog that count on others for their happiness. Cats don't give a single …. Quote
Super User Redlinerobert Posted June 24, 2015 Author Super User Posted June 24, 2015 lol. Cats are amazingly lazy. When they're not hunting. Lately our two have been leaving prizes at the mud room door mat. innards, mouse snouts, some feathers at times, a mole now and then. Proof I suppose so we don't get rid of them. Quote
Super User Lund Explorer Posted June 25, 2015 Super User Posted June 25, 2015 Cats might be dumb, but some are braver than dogs! http://newstome.blog.ajc.com/2015/06/22/cat-wins-hero-dog-of-the-year-award/ Quote
Super User Redlinerobert Posted June 25, 2015 Author Super User Posted June 25, 2015 Epic. I remember that story. I wonder what happened to that dog. Quote
Super User fishinfiend Posted June 25, 2015 Super User Posted June 25, 2015 Epic. I remember that story. I wonder what happened to that dog. its owner put the dog down for being a lil beech Quote
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