baluga Posted April 21, 2015 Posted April 21, 2015 'OLD' IS WHEN....Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 'OLD' IS WHEN....Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!''OLD' IS WHEN....Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. 'OLD' IS WHEN....You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.'OLD' IS WHEN....You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.'OLD' IS WHEN.... ...'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take a laxative today.'OLD' IS WHEN....'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot..'OLD' IS WHEN....An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.'OLD' IS WHEN....You're not sure if these are facts or jokes. 1 Quote
Super User F14A-B Posted April 21, 2015 Super User Posted April 21, 2015 Geez, that sorta made me feel "OLD" lol Quote
Super User kickerfish1 Posted April 22, 2015 Super User Posted April 22, 2015 Hilarious! Add: Getting old is wearing elastic waist band pants, Hawaiian shirts, and bandaid colored shoes! Quote
Super User Scott F Posted April 22, 2015 Super User Posted April 22, 2015 Getting old is not liking any music made in the last 20 years. It's needing "cheaters" to be able to read. It's groaning every time you get out of a chair. Quote
Fisher-O-men Posted April 22, 2015 Posted April 22, 2015 Getting old is not liking any music made in the last 20 years. It's needing "cheaters" to be able to read. It's groaning every time you get out of a chair. I resemble that remark! Quote
Super User FishTank Posted April 22, 2015 Super User Posted April 22, 2015 Getting old to me is.... Finding things you never knew you lost. 1 Quote
Super User gulfcaptain Posted April 22, 2015 Super User Posted April 22, 2015 Hilarious! Add: Getting old is wearing elastic waist band pants, Hawaiian shirts, and bandaid colored shoes! And your shoe's laces are replaced with velcro straps. 1 Quote
Super User SirSnookalot Posted April 22, 2015 Super User Posted April 22, 2015 Old is what you hope to be one day, only an old person would understand that. 2 Quote
Super User .ghoti. Posted April 22, 2015 Super User Posted April 22, 2015 Old is being wise enough to know the statement "the early bird gets the worm" really means the worm should have stayed in bed. 2 Quote
Super User A-Jay Posted April 22, 2015 Super User Posted April 22, 2015 Old is when you realize that Gravity is a most formidable Opponent. A-Jay 1 Quote
Super User Ratherbfishing Posted April 22, 2015 Super User Posted April 22, 2015 Old is when you haven't even done something to yourself and you still hurt. 2 Quote
Super User A-Jay Posted April 22, 2015 Super User Posted April 22, 2015 Old is when you haven't even done something to yourself and you still hurt. That's me today. A-Jay Quote
Super User F14A-B Posted April 22, 2015 Super User Posted April 22, 2015 You might be "old" when your flirting w a forty something female stylist ( hair ) and she constantly refers to you as sir.. ( happened to me Saturday) lol.. 2 Quote
Super User A-Jay Posted April 22, 2015 Super User Posted April 22, 2015 You might be "old" when your flirting w a forty something female stylist ( hair ) and she constantly refers to you as sir.. ( happened to me Saturday) lol.. At least you still have a reason to go to that establishment. Kind of hard to Style a Scalp. A-Jay 1 Quote
Super User F14A-B Posted April 22, 2015 Super User Posted April 22, 2015 At least you still have a reason to go to that establishment. Kind of hard to Style a Scalp. A-Jay That's funny! A-Jay.. A dear friend of mine had a haircut done, as he went to pay her, & tip her.. She said this " I'm only going to charge you half price, you hardly have any hair to cut" ouch.. Poor Danny.. He talked about that for years! 2 Quote
Super User .ghoti. Posted April 22, 2015 Super User Posted April 22, 2015 At least you still have a reason to go to that establishment. Kind of hard to Style a Scalp. A-Jay Nah, give your wife a set of color sharpies, and let her put her imagination to work. We need to see some pics. Quote
Super User A-Jay Posted April 22, 2015 Super User Posted April 22, 2015 Nah, give your wife a set of color sharpies, and let her put her imagination to work. We need to see some pics. Yea - that's creative Not really my style but could be a good ice breaker at parties. A-Jay 2 Quote
Super User F14A-B Posted April 22, 2015 Super User Posted April 22, 2015 As my daughter would say " OMG " Personally I'm cracking up at those pics A-Jay! 1 Quote
Super User A-Jay Posted April 22, 2015 Super User Posted April 22, 2015 As my daughter would say " OMG " Personally I'm cracking up at those pics A-Jay! Me Too. A-Jay Quote
Super User F14A-B Posted April 22, 2015 Super User Posted April 22, 2015 There is yet another product that may well be a less exspensive alternative to male balding.. Ronco use to market a spray paint product, you just match the color of "ANY" existing hair & order your color and Bam! Spray on scalp... Ronco, my man! Geez... Quote
Super User A-Jay Posted April 22, 2015 Super User Posted April 22, 2015 There is yet another product that may well be a less exspensive alternative to male balding.. Ronco use to market a spray paint product, you just match the color of "ANY" existing hair & order your color and Bam! Spray on scalp... Ronco, my man! Geez... Now there's a quality product right there ~ "The Babes are Back ! " A-Jay https://youtu.be/2GeF7A05zQ8 1 Quote
gr8outdoorz Posted April 22, 2015 Posted April 22, 2015 Old is being wise enough to know the statement "the early bird gets the worm" really means the worm should have stayed in bed. It's funny that you say that. When I was growing up, my military father always said the 'early bird' saying. My response was 'but the early worm gets eaten by the bird'. Yea...he didn't like that too much. Got a few beat downs for that one. Thanks for the memories ghoti! Quote
Catch 22 Posted April 22, 2015 Posted April 22, 2015 No matter the subject,old is when you can only "think it" Quote
Super User gulfcaptain Posted April 23, 2015 Super User Posted April 23, 2015 Old is when you have to carry an extra bag just for your medication on any overnight trip away from home. 1 Quote
baluga Posted April 23, 2015 Author Posted April 23, 2015 Old is when you can clearly remember your high school friend's name and birthdate but can't remember if you already taken your meds for the day. 1 Quote
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