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54. Thank you, but I couldn't eat another bbq rib. 

 

 

lol

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  • Super User
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54. Thank you, but I couldn't eat another bbq rib.

Perfect timing. We just finished dinner at a bar b que restaurant. d**n those ribs were good too.

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55. Dose my butt look big in this dress?

56. I just had a full body wax.

57. I really loved my ex mother in law.

58. I have won a Nobel Peace Prize.

59. I have to go get a manicure and pedicure.

60. All my teeth are real.

61. I have enough ammo.

62. I can tie a Palomar knot.

63. My house is 10,000sq ft.

64. I know what a bait caster is.

65. NASCAR sucks.

66. I am really a Broncos fan.

67. I drive a Prius.

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68. I think I'm gonna give ballroom dancing a try.

69. That Kenny G can really jam.

70. "It's all about that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble….."

  • Super User
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71. Yes I take a DNA test...

72. Yes officer...

73. Just one more beer.

74. Can I have mild wings please

75. I'm counting calories

  • Super User
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76.  What do you mean Over Drawn, I still have like 4 checks left.

 

A-Jay

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  • Super User
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77. I remember everything from last night.

78. I have a coupon for that.

79. Where's your low calorie menu?

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  • Super User
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81.  no, i had to get rid of that gun.  it kicked too hard.

 

and like sam said, raider you are awesome for playing along.... 

  • Super User
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82. My Great Dane will not EAT my Beagle puppy, they are "kin"

83. Guys @ BR ~ Can you remind me who my wife is?, my cousin said it's not her...

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  • Super User
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84 - Yesterday I had to return a scarf - it was way too tight . . . .

 

A-Jay

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86. I attend MIT at 14, and have two PhD's from them.

87. My life partner bubba and I. Are adopting  a Vietnamese baby.

88. I worked for a summer as a model.

89. I have never lived in a trailer.

90. I joined Peta.

  • Super User
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91. I forgot to to DVR the kardashians!

92. You can have the remote honey.

  • Super User
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91. I forgot to to DVR the kardashians!

92. You can have the remote honey.

That would require having cable. I only have we only have internet service.

  • Super User
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82. My Great Dane will not EAT my Beagle puppy, they are "kin"

83. Guys @ BR ~ Can you remind me who my wife is?, my cousin said it's not her...

Mastiff. English Mastiff. Sheesh.

Only in Walker County Alabama can you divorce your wife and still be brother and sister. :D

  • Super User
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Wow. It's amazing how much these have just improved my day. They really have made me laugh. Mostly out loud.

  • Super User
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Wow. It's amazing how much these have just improved my day. They really have made me laugh. Mostly out loud.

Good sport! Lol

  • Super User
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You Rock Raider…You catch a lot of chit but always can find the humor in it

  • Super User
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92. Ken Stabler sucked, Bradshaw rules.

93. Franco Harris did catch that ball.

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  • Super User
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94. yes I'm here to join the gym

95. no thanks I'm on a diet

96. look at this fish i caught

97. check out this buck i shot

98. hang on let me spit this out

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  • Super User
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94. yes I'm here to join the gym

95. no thanks I'm on a diet

96. look at this fish i caught

97. check out this buck i shot

98. hang on let me spit this out

I aint get to go deer hunting once this year. So that actually rings pretty true.

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100. I am going to convert to being Amish.

101. Scrapple is good.

102. I have never tried to make moon shine.

103. I have never stolen cable tv.

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