gunsmoke Posted March 28, 2015 Posted March 28, 2015 Sleep? There'll be enough time for that when your dead Quote
Thornback Posted March 28, 2015 Posted March 28, 2015 If you keep that, you'll always have it. 1 Quote
matuka Posted March 29, 2015 Posted March 29, 2015 In "Ghost", Demi Moore asks Patrick Swayze why he kept an ugly chair when they moved to a new apartment. Moore: "it doesn't go with anything!" Swayze: (sitting in the offensive chair) "it goes with me" Quote
Super User slonezp Posted March 29, 2015 Super User Posted March 29, 2015 The easiest way to mislead someone is to tell them the truth Quote
Super User F14A-B Posted March 29, 2015 Super User Posted March 29, 2015 vincit omnia veritas truth conquers all things. Or... in vino veritas in wine there is truth. lol.. Quote
Catch 22 Posted March 30, 2015 Posted March 30, 2015 I used to be schizophrenic, but we`re OK now I respect your opinion, I just don`t want to hear it If your not the lead dog, the view never changes All I want is a little more than I`ll ever get Gun control means using both hands If I`d shot her when I wanted to , I`d be out by now If all else fails , lower your standards [all are stickers on my mc helmet] 1 Quote
Catch 22 Posted March 30, 2015 Posted March 30, 2015 Guaranteed for life just three easy payments Quote
Super User Catt Posted March 30, 2015 Super User Posted March 30, 2015 Complete this one! Put me on the cover Quote
Thornback Posted March 30, 2015 Posted March 30, 2015 Free sample -- just have your credit card ready. . It'll feel better when it quits hurting. . Anyone know what I'm looking for? . This might sting a little, hold him down. 1 Quote
BrownBear Posted April 1, 2015 Posted April 1, 2015 From Dazed and Confused: (My favorite movie ever!) 1. All I'm saying is that if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life - remind me to kill myself. 2. I love those redheads! 3. That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. 4. All right, all right, all right. Quote
Catch 22 Posted April 1, 2015 Posted April 1, 2015 Just $19.15 + shipping and handling We`re number One Guaranteed for life. #2 first place loser I just lost a hog Quote
Super User Senko lover Posted April 2, 2015 Super User Posted April 2, 2015 I watched Princess Bride the other day. That movie is FULL of one liners. Anybody want a peanut? That would put a damper on our relationship. You seem like a decent fellow. I hate to kill you. YOU seem like a decent fellow. I hate to die. Quote
Super User retiredbosn Posted April 2, 2015 Super User Posted April 2, 2015 My sixth grade teacher Otis Miles when we would have a battle of wills...... "on MacDuff and woe be to he who cries enough..." Another of his favorites was "Boy you should be happy because ignorance is bliss." And finally "Don't make me get George" George was his paddle! Quote
wytstang Posted April 3, 2015 Posted April 3, 2015 From the movie Unforgiven Gene Hackman- "You sir are a cowardly sum b%tch, you just shot an unarmed man!" Clint Eastwood- "Well he should have armed himself" Bumper sticker on my last Ranger (in my avatar) "The more people I meet, the more I like my dog" Quote
Super User RoLo Posted April 4, 2015 Super User Posted April 4, 2015 Due to the elevated price of ammo, do not bank on a warning shot! 2 Quote
yugrac Posted April 5, 2015 Posted April 5, 2015 High school girlfriends mom told me, ----- "the best birth control is an asprin held firmly between the knees" Quote
Super User RoLo Posted April 5, 2015 Super User Posted April 5, 2015 Some people are just like 'Slinkies'. They're really not good for anything, but when you push them down the stairs, they bring a smile to your face. Roger 1 Quote
Catch 22 Posted April 5, 2015 Posted April 5, 2015 If I had known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself. Just sign on the dotted line kid Old fishermen never die,they just smell that way. You will never see Brinks truck following a hearse I got a hot tip for ya Quote
Super User A-Jay Posted April 5, 2015 Super User Posted April 5, 2015 If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong. The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas. A-Jay 3 Quote
Super User RoLo Posted April 5, 2015 Super User Posted April 5, 2015 If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong. The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas. A-Jay If I agreed with the above, we'd both be right Roger 2 Quote
Super User slonezp Posted April 6, 2015 Super User Posted April 6, 2015 There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.Will Rogers Quote
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