Super User Fishing Rhino Posted March 21, 2015 Super User Posted March 21, 2015 Rugby is a sport played by men with odd-shaped balls Roger And, golfers balls have dimples. Quote
Super User A-Jay Posted March 23, 2015 Super User Posted March 23, 2015 I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turned myself around. I stole that, I had to; really made me smile. A-Jay Quote
Super User gulfcaptain Posted March 23, 2015 Super User Posted March 23, 2015 You can medicate just about every illness, but you just can't fix stupid...... guy at the fuel dock in Fouchon LA. I'd rather be lucky then good.....Me There's no crying in Baseball.....Tom Hanks And lastly one I used to use all the time on the charterboats...."Get your thumb off the spool. That's why they put drags in that shinny gold reel of yours." Was even better when they burned their thumb from the fish running. Quote
Wordsmith Posted March 24, 2015 Posted March 24, 2015 1.) "A friend to all is a friend to none." ~Aristotle 2.) "The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice." ~Mark Twain 3.) "This above all: to thine own self be true." ~Shakespeare Quote
BobbyRaeAllen Posted March 24, 2015 Posted March 24, 2015 "Even the blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while." -Pops (and me every time I catch a bass) lol 1 Quote
Super User Sam Posted March 24, 2015 Super User Posted March 24, 2015 Any one of the 104 posts mentioned another one of my favorites from Sean Connery? "You brought a knife to a gun fight." Quote
Super User FishTank Posted March 25, 2015 Super User Posted March 25, 2015 The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. 1 Quote
gunsmoke Posted March 25, 2015 Posted March 25, 2015 1) If you're gonna be stupid you better be tough! 2) You're dead for a long time. 1 Quote
Rivmage Posted March 25, 2015 Posted March 25, 2015 In a free society, offensive speech should not just be tolerated, its regular presence should be celebrated as a symbol of democratic health -- however odorous the products of a democracy may be Quote
Super User slonezp Posted March 25, 2015 Super User Posted March 25, 2015 You mess with the bull and you get the horns Quote
papajoe222 Posted March 26, 2015 Author Posted March 26, 2015 If you call a bra an 'over the shoulder boulder holder, do you call a jock strap an 'under the butt nut hut? Quote
ColdSVT Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 " that lure is too big for a bass to eat son" Quote
ColdSVT Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. Great flick! Quote
Thornback Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 "The greatest scam in the history of the world is selling bottled water." Quote
Super User Ratherbfishing Posted March 26, 2015 Super User Posted March 26, 2015 If the cost of higher education continues to rise, eventually only the very rich and the very foolish will be educated. Quote
Super User slonezp Posted March 26, 2015 Super User Posted March 26, 2015 If you think education is expensive try ignorance Quote
BassThumbAddict Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 "We talking bout practice" "Pick on me, I'm a man, I'm 40" "Straight cash homie" Quote
Super User Choporoz Posted March 26, 2015 Super User Posted March 26, 2015 Playoffs? Don't talk about....Playoffs?? You kiddin me? Playoffs? 2 Quote
Super User slonezp Posted March 27, 2015 Super User Posted March 27, 2015 Sit Ubu sit...Good dog 1 Quote
reb67 Posted March 27, 2015 Posted March 27, 2015 "Reach up and pull your ear until you hear a pop, That will be your head coming out of your a** "Always remember no matter where you go there you are" Quote
Super User RoLo Posted March 27, 2015 Super User Posted March 27, 2015 To virgins everywhere...thanks for nothing. Roger 2 Quote
FSUFish Posted March 28, 2015 Posted March 28, 2015 The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. Playoffs? Don't talk about....Playoffs?? You kiddin me? Playoffs? ^x2, plus 'I haven't slept for 10 days...because that would be too long" -Mitch Hedberg "What would happen is this bullet would go right through your ******* head!" -Billy Costigan "High five!" -Borat Quote
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