Super User Scott F Posted March 2, 2015 Super User Posted March 2, 2015 "If I had asked what the people wanted, they'd have said a faster horse". Henry Ford Quote
Super User Sam Posted March 2, 2015 Super User Posted March 2, 2015 Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Quote
Super User K_Mac Posted March 2, 2015 Super User Posted March 2, 2015 None can love freedom heartily but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. John Milton Quote
Super User RoLo Posted March 3, 2015 Super User Posted March 3, 2015 > Time is a Great healer, but one Lousy beautician Roger 3 Quote
long island basser Posted March 3, 2015 Posted March 3, 2015 All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. Gandalf 1 Quote
Catch 22 Posted March 3, 2015 Posted March 3, 2015 "You can buy those ? " Jake on Two and One Half Men "You can`t stand the truth" "Go ahead,make my day" Quote
Super User Scott F Posted March 3, 2015 Super User Posted March 3, 2015 "That's what she said" Michael Scott 1 Quote
Super User Gone_Phishin Posted March 3, 2015 Super User Posted March 3, 2015 "Hey Whitey, where's your hat" - Al Czervik I was thinking the same thing. "You wanna earn 14 dollars the hard way?" "What time you due back in Boys Town?" Quote
Super User RoLo Posted March 3, 2015 Super User Posted March 3, 2015 I was the Best Man at her wedding, so why is she marrying him? Quote
Super User F14A-B Posted March 3, 2015 Super User Posted March 3, 2015 I've cut this board twice and it's still to short! Unknown.. Quote
plumworm Posted March 3, 2015 Posted March 3, 2015 "To really live, you must almost die" Viet Nam '69. "Life is a vacation in eternity" Me in my ( I am totally untouchable post VN years) until I married, had 3 kids and realized that (whoops) work, family and home is where it's at. Life ain't a *****, it's a beach. Quote
topwaterbob Posted March 3, 2015 Posted March 3, 2015 You can't look for the end unless you find the beginning. Quote
BasshunterJGH Posted March 3, 2015 Posted March 3, 2015 ~ "According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy." - Jerry Seinfeld ~ "I have a friend. He keeps trying to convince me he's a compulsive liar, but I don't believe him." - Ben Bailey ~ "The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. -Jay Leno Quote
Super User Bankbeater Posted March 3, 2015 Super User Posted March 3, 2015 There is nothing like marriage if you marry the right woman, and if you marry the wrong woman, there's nothing like marriage. - What my old boss told me the day before I got married. Quote
Global Moderator Bluebasser86 Posted March 3, 2015 Global Moderator Posted March 3, 2015 If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple bill payments. Steven Wright I want to go to Washington, if only to be near my money. Bob Hope Quote
Crappiebasser Posted March 3, 2015 Posted March 3, 2015 Our team has one common goal, to keep my job. Lou Holtz Quote
Super User Fishing Rhino Posted March 3, 2015 Super User Posted March 3, 2015 Trust me. Han Solo. Star Wars. Gossip is like a pile of manure. The more you stir it, the worse it stinks. My dad. Don't know where he got it. Why is it that you always find something in the last place you look? Unknown (to me) Quote
spsmith713 Posted March 3, 2015 Posted March 3, 2015 "If you think healthcare is expensive now, wait till you see what it costs when it's free." - PJ O'Rourke "Everyone will have an opinion, it doesn't matter whether it's right or not." - Good friend "Opinions are like a-holes, everyone has one and, quite frankly, most of them stink." - Another good friend "If you think time files at your age, wait till you get my age (I'm 36, he's 72)" - My dad "Socialism is for the people, not the socialist." - Andrew Wilkow Quote
Super User slonezp Posted March 3, 2015 Super User Posted March 3, 2015 Keep you pecker in your pants-Mom 5 Quote
RSM789 Posted March 3, 2015 Posted March 3, 2015 A rude person would say you are the only male she ever said that to... Quote
Super User Scott F Posted March 3, 2015 Super User Posted March 3, 2015 "There are more horses a$$es then there are horses." 1 Quote
Super User slonezp Posted March 4, 2015 Super User Posted March 4, 2015 A rude person would say you are the only male she ever said that to... It's a good thing you're not a rude person 1 Quote
Matthew2000 Posted March 4, 2015 Posted March 4, 2015 It's a good thing you're not a rude person Easy boys.. That was a good one though. Quote
Super User slonezp Posted March 4, 2015 Super User Posted March 4, 2015 Easy boys.. That was a good one though. No need to worry about me. Glenn pays me big bucks to keep his mods on their toes. Quote
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