Matthew2000 Posted March 4, 2015 Posted March 4, 2015 No need to worry about me. Glenn pays me big bucks to keep his mods on their toes. In that case, fire away. Did she say that too? Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted March 4, 2015 Super User Posted March 4, 2015 No need to worry about me. Glenn pays me big bucks to keep his mods on their toes. I recall saying something similar to that and it came back and bit me. Quote
Super User slonezp Posted March 4, 2015 Super User Posted March 4, 2015 I recall saying something similar to that and it came back and bit me. Well then I take back everything Quote
Super User RoLo Posted March 4, 2015 Super User Posted March 4, 2015 The older I get....the better I was 1 Quote
Global Moderator Bluebasser86 Posted March 4, 2015 Global Moderator Posted March 4, 2015 Fishing relaxes me. It's like yoga, except I still get to kill something. Ron Swanson Quote
Super User Lund Explorer Posted March 4, 2015 Super User Posted March 4, 2015 Those who know the least, always know it the loudest! - unknown 1 Quote
long island basser Posted March 4, 2015 Posted March 4, 2015 Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut up. Quote
Super User Catch and Grease Posted March 4, 2015 Super User Posted March 4, 2015 "A mans got to do what a mans got to do" - John Wayne Quote
Super User .ghoti. Posted March 4, 2015 Super User Posted March 4, 2015 Never argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level, and beat you with experience. Quote
Super User .ghoti. Posted March 4, 2015 Super User Posted March 4, 2015 The evening news begins with "Good evening", and proceeds to detail precisely why it isn't. 3 Quote
Super User *Hootie Posted March 4, 2015 Super User Posted March 4, 2015 Objects in mirror are more expensive than they appear. Hootie Quote
Thornback Posted March 4, 2015 Posted March 4, 2015 If your little brother drowns don't bring him home. Quote
Super User retiredbosn Posted March 5, 2015 Super User Posted March 5, 2015 One of my favorite was Gen Stormin Norman Swartzkopff, a reporter had asked "General, how many tomahawk missiles were fired from submarines." "What's a submarine?" Was the response. Quote
Super User Choporoz Posted March 5, 2015 Super User Posted March 5, 2015 "I don't have my hearing aid turned on, tell me again." -Admiral James Stockdale Quote
Super User kickerfish1 Posted March 5, 2015 Super User Posted March 5, 2015 "What is the best $100 rod or reel" - signed your anonymous forum member Quote
Super User RoLo Posted March 6, 2015 Super User Posted March 6, 2015 FIFTY years in love with the same woman, if my wife finds out she'll kill me! Roger 1 Quote
SDoolittle Posted March 6, 2015 Posted March 6, 2015 "Mongo only pawn in game of life." ~ Mongo 1 Quote
Thornback Posted March 6, 2015 Posted March 6, 2015 Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the live lobsters in the ship's kitchen. Quote
Super User Fishing Rhino Posted March 7, 2015 Super User Posted March 7, 2015 The best one liner I've heard came from Tony Beets on the Gold Rush series. Upon finally getting his gold dredge operating, and seeing gold in the pan said, "This is the most fun I've had with my clothes on." Quote
Super User DogBone_384 Posted March 7, 2015 Super User Posted March 7, 2015 "You can observe a lot just by watching." - Yogi ! Quote
Thornback Posted March 7, 2015 Posted March 7, 2015 When a sheriff was asked by the news media why his deputies shot a suspected cop killer 54 times the sheriff replied, "That was all the bullets we had." 2 Quote
Super User slonezp Posted March 7, 2015 Super User Posted March 7, 2015 I've lost more money chasing women than I've lost women chasing money- Bass Resource thread Author Unknown Quote
Super User Catt Posted March 7, 2015 Super User Posted March 7, 2015 When I'm good, I'm very good! But when I'm bad, I'm better! Mae West Quote
lecisnith Posted March 8, 2015 Posted March 8, 2015 "Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo." Fletch Quote
Jd_Phillips_Fishin Posted March 8, 2015 Posted March 8, 2015 “I taught Sunday School for two years. And I got fired. I abused my authority. I used to teach class like this, “OK, if one more person talks, everybody is going to Hell.” – Maragaret Cho Quote
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