papajoe222 Posted March 2, 2015 Posted March 2, 2015 On a recent show Jimmy Houston said: "All my winter largemouth speek Spanish." I had tears in my eyes I laughed so hard. What's your favorite one-liner and who said it? That should eliminate all the Yo Mama replies Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted March 2, 2015 Super User Posted March 2, 2015 We will tear your soul apart. -Pinhead- Quote
Super User Long Mike Posted March 2, 2015 Super User Posted March 2, 2015 1. When you come to a fork in the road, take it! Yogi Berra 2. I went to a party the other night. Everybody in the room was there! Blond Bimbo 3. I went to the lake today and noticed that the water came all the way up to the shore. Raider 5 Quote
Fisher-O-men Posted March 2, 2015 Posted March 2, 2015 I feel more like I do right now than I ever have before! Quote
Super User Lund Explorer Posted March 2, 2015 Super User Posted March 2, 2015 "I don't want to know where you were, or what you were doing!" Mom "End up in jail, and pay your own bail!" Dad Seems like I heard those same one liners every Saturday/Sunday morning all the way through my high school years. "Do you realize we're starting to sound like our fathers?" My best friend Mike After a long day on the water when the fish weren't biting and we were left with nothing to do but to reflect on the good old days. Quote
Super User Oregon Native Posted March 2, 2015 Super User Posted March 2, 2015 It'll only pinch a little.....Doctors and Dentsits Quote
Super User roadwarrior Posted March 2, 2015 Super User Posted March 2, 2015 Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - Albert Einstein Quote
Super User A-Jay Posted March 2, 2015 Super User Posted March 2, 2015 "Integrity Is Your Most Important Asset" "Speeches are not plans" "The Harder I work, the luckier I get" ~ Samuel Goldwyn A-Jay 1 Quote
HookdUP Posted March 2, 2015 Posted March 2, 2015 Dad: you have to do what you have to do before you do what you want to do Aunt: put your mind in gear before you put your mouth in motion Quote
ABW Posted March 2, 2015 Posted March 2, 2015 It'll only pinch a little.....Doctors and Dentsits *Dentist stabs gums which start bleeding* "You need to floss more" Quote
jbw252 Posted March 2, 2015 Posted March 2, 2015 “We all know that light travels faster than sound. That's why certain people appear bright until you hear them speak.”― Albert Einstein 5 Quote
Super User buzzed bait Posted March 2, 2015 Super User Posted March 2, 2015 "i'm your huckleberry" -doc holiday, tombstone 6 Quote
Super User F14A-B Posted March 2, 2015 Super User Posted March 2, 2015 War's very object is victory, not prolonged indecision. In war there is no substitute for victory. General Douglas MacArthur There are no great men, just great challenges which ordinary men, out of necessity, are forced by circumstances to meet. Admiral Bull Halsey Quote
Super User .ghoti. Posted March 2, 2015 Super User Posted March 2, 2015 Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt - Abraham Lincoln There are lies, damned lies, and statistics - Mark Twain Quote
Super User buzzed bait Posted March 2, 2015 Super User Posted March 2, 2015 There are lies, damned lies, and statistics - Mark Twain any one liner from mark twain...... a true wordsmith Quote
Global Moderator Mike L Posted March 2, 2015 Global Moderator Posted March 2, 2015 Leave the gun, take the cannoli!...Clemenza from the Godfather Greatest movie line ever Mike 1 Quote
Super User RoLo Posted March 2, 2015 Super User Posted March 2, 2015 When I was 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand that old man, but when I reached 21, I was astonished by how much that old man learned in 7 years. Mark Twain Quote
Super User Lund Explorer Posted March 2, 2015 Super User Posted March 2, 2015 "War doesn't determine who is right, only who is left!" Bertrand Russell Quote
Super User Choporoz Posted March 2, 2015 Super User Posted March 2, 2015 From one of my best bosses many years ago...and it even applies to bass fishing as much as it does to work: "Hope is NOT a strategy." -Tim O'brien He may not have been the first EVER to have said it, but it was said to me long before any other usage I can find Quote
Super User Dwight Hottle Posted March 2, 2015 Super User Posted March 2, 2015 "I did not have sexual relations with that woman." 6 Quote
jbw252 Posted March 2, 2015 Posted March 2, 2015 Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn. ~Chuck Clark 2 Quote
dave Posted March 2, 2015 Posted March 2, 2015 From my high school football coaches office wall: Second or last, there's not a d**n bit of difference. and: I don't give a d**n about anybody or any team, that is interested in coming in second. Quote
Super User Dwight Hottle Posted March 2, 2015 Super User Posted March 2, 2015 Now,now Dwight. Mind your manners. LOL I heard him say it on TV during an interview. Straight from the horses mouth. Quote
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