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with all these unprecedented winter storms, there will likely be a huge run on fishing tackle once spring hits.  demand will completely outstrip supply in historical fashion.  stocks will be completely depleted by cabin fever-crazed anglers.  the national guard will be mobilized.  martial law will ensue.  the cost of even a single pack of hooks or weights may soar in excess of the century mark, even more on the black market.  you will have to take out a second mortgage to buy a crankbait.  if you think you need one rod or reel, buy 10.  you might not see another one on store shelves for at least 3 years after april.  anticipate this crisis and get your tackle now whatever it takes.  forget bread and milk.  get online and ensure your fishing future RIGHT NOW!!!  you have been warned. 

 

give this a shot with your wife or girlfriend.  who knows?  it might work.  :wink3:

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My total purchases in the last month have been 4 roostertails, 2 are still in the unopened package.  I'm catching fish everyday, so much for a bait monkey.

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Is this the bait monkey's propaganda?

 

More than likely just the case of another poor soul south of the Mason-Dixon line spotting their first snow flake of the year.

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My girlfriend already sees what I do as a sickness of obscure and incurable sorts so no excuse needed as long as I keep her spoiled too.

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Is this the bait monkey's propaganda?

 

That's not propaganda, those are the cold (!), hard facts!!!

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Around here, the only rush of fishermen you see once spring rolls around are the local trout fishermen who go trout fishing for the first week of the season, and then they never go near the water again the rest of the year. 

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More than likely just the case of another poor soul south of the Mason-Dixon line spotting their first snow flake of the year.

 

Lol I am not the starter of the thread, but here in South Central KY we are getting our first good snow in several years. Looks like we will get 10-12 inches. I know that is nothing for you guys up north, but I would be happy if it never snowed again!

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with all these unprecedented winter storms, there will likely be a huge run on fishing tackle once spring hits. demand will completely outstrip supply in historical fashion. stocks will be completely depleted by cabin fever-crazed anglers. the national guard will be mobilized. martial law will ensue. the cost of even a single pack of hooks or weights may soar in excess of the century mark, even more on the black market. you will have to take out a second mortgage to buy a crankbait. if you think you need one rod or reel, buy 10. you might not see another one on store shelves for at least 3 years after april. anticipate this crisis and get your tackle now whatever it takes. forget bread and milk. get online and ensure your fishing future RIGHT NOW!!! you have been warned.

give this a shot with your wife or girlfriend. who knows? it might work. :wink3:

Log off TW and step away from the computer.

Hootie

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Around here, the only rush of fishermen you see once spring rolls around are the local trout fishermen who go trout fishing for the first week of the season, and then they never go near the water again the rest of the year. 

 

We get them here on this part of the state too. Somewhere on this internet thing there is a picture of a state stocking tankard truck unloading trout out of a tube and a guy wading in the water right next to it with his line in the water. LOL

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Bait monkey makes us buy it regardless of season.

This made me laugh. So matter-o-fact.

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Somewhere on this internet thing there is a picture of a state stocking tankard truck unloading trout out of a tube and a guy wading in the water right next to it with his line in the water. LOL

 

 

Something like this?

 

 

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And I'm not sure about other parts of the country, but this is what the streams looks like on the first day of trout season around here. 

 

 

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Around here, the only rush of fishermen you see once spring rolls around are the local trout fishermen who go trout fishing for the first week of the season, and then they never go near the water again the rest of the year. 

 

 

It's so funny to me because this is exactly how skiers do it too.  Opening weekend there are huge crowds for 3 trails of death ice, and then in the spring when it's warm, sunny, there's tons of snow and you can ski in shorts the place is empty- Just like the fall bite can be super huge but so few are out fishing for it.  It's as if they were more in love with the idea of fishing/skiing than they are in real life.  Kinda cracks me up how quickly people get their fill in most cases.    

 

The places I like to go I rarely see anybody but me though, thankfully.  

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Another side bar to this is, if you see what you want now buy it.  Wait till spring, and it might be on back order.  

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