I Should Have Charged A Million Dollars For This!

[fish-fighting-illini]

  but I won't, I will give all of you this advice for free as a Christmas present.

 

           Note ....  Before sending a semi racy smart azz'd text to your wife....

                          make sure that she actually has the phone in her hands and not one of your 15yr old daughters!!! 

                          A comment might or might not have been made about her having cold buns! lol

                          

                         (luckily it was a tame comment!)

 

                                              Merry Christmas Everyone

[tomustang]

Who texts their wife? Is that the standard now?

[dave]

For racy texts,  oh yeah...

[fish-fighting-illini]

  On 12/19/2014 at 7:31 PM, tomustang said:

Who texts their wife? Is that the standard now?

My guess anyone whose wife works,

whose wife babysits young kids who might be sleeping,

Whom you might not want your coworkers to be a part of the conversation

Most anyone under 60?

Other than that nobody that. I can think of.

[gardnerjigman]

I've never had that happen, but I could say the same about making sure the message is going to the intended person... And double/triple check if it's scandalous. Lol.

I've been on the receiving end of said message from a very good buddy that thought he was "wooing" his wife! Still can't look at him the same, and his wife was mortified! Lol

[bigbill]

I was a newly we'd and someone gave me a explicit book on the art of....well you know. My son was 3 years old and brought grandma, my mom the book to read to him.

My mom was one of those strict old Italian ladies. Thank god she didn't beat me in front of my wife I did catch the evil look of distaste.

So any more embarrassing moments?

[Bluebasser86]

My brother in law (kanasbassfisher08) called me in the middle of a busy Academy Sports today. I don't know how many people know the "Thunder Buddies" song from Ted, but that's his ring tone. I got more than a couple dirty looks from the people around me.