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I don't get women, to many mixed messages. Why can't everyone just be upfront with each other? Why does every relationship have to be a puzzle? I am usually not about venting personal problems, but I feel likes we can all relate.

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I don't get women, to many mixed messages. Why can't everyone just be upfront with each other? Why does every relationship have to be a puzzle? I am usually not about venting personal problems, but I feel likes we can all relate.

Ahem ahem.

I haven't the foggiest idea what you are talking about......

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Women are born nesters, that.s what they do!! Always keep that in the back of your mind, it's always about the nest!!

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I showed my main one these yesterday she didn't find it as amusing as I did.

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She was complaining cuz I was gonna be late coming over. Told her it's hunting season I'll be out late till march 29 th when coyote closes.

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One day you will crack that mystery that is woman. When you do you can join myself and the Most Interesting Man in the World, as the only ones who have solved the mystery. :grin:

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I don't get women, to many mixed messages. Why can't everyone just be upfront with each other? Why does every relationship have to be a puzzle? I am usually not about venting personal problems, but I feel likes we can all relate.

 

 

Because they are woman. Different wiring.

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Go in a bar, go up to each woman and ask them "Spinning or baitcasting?". Eventually you'll get a proper answer, that's your starting point. 

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Communication between different species has always been a problem.

 

Just remember, Men from Mars, Women are ^%#$%ing crazy.

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Go in a bar, go up to each woman and ask them "Spinning or baitcasting?". Eventually you'll get a proper answer, that's your starting point. 

 This may very well be the single most profound statement ever made on Bass Resource. A tip o' the hat to you, amigo.

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Before my dad passed he gave me the greatest advice ever.

Tell them what they want to hear ad do what you want to do.

It has been the happiest two years of my life.

I never knew divorce could be so liberating.

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Divorce is very liberating. It liberates you from half your stuff, and most of your money. Very liberating indeed.

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Divorce is very liberating. It liberates you from half your stuff, and most of your money. Very liberating indeed.

The jokes on everyone else! I don't own anything worth her having. What's she gonna do with iron working and electrical tools? Besides she don't fish or hunt. HaHAHA! Winning!

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The jokes on everyone else! I don't own anything worth her having. What's she gonna do with iron working and electrical tools? Besides she don't fish or hunt. HaHAHA! Winning!

 

You have 2 nuts? She now owns one..You get a paycheck?Not anymore, now you get half a paycheck, actually perhaps less with child support. What she gonna do with tools? Take half and sell them, that's what. But you will be happier, no excess cash to take up your time.

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You have 2 nuts? She now owns one..You get a paycheck?Not anymore, now you get half a paycheck, actually perhaps less with child support. What she gonna do with tools? Take half and sell them, that's what. But you will be happier, no excess cash to take up your time.

Half my butt. My reported income is tiny.

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The jokes on everyone else! I don't own anything worth her having. What's she gonna do with iron working and electrical tools? Besides she don't fish or hunt. HaHAHA! Winning!

Same situation!!! We didn't have a house or nothing. I took the truck(though I hate the thing) all the guns and fishing stuff came with me, kids with me. Only thing she wanted was the apt and the TVs and such I got the rest. She was/is very materialistic she thought she was getting the better stuff but everything she kept was older and her daddy bought her a new car since I took the truck.

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Same situation!!! We didn't have a house or nothing. I took the truck(though I hate the thing) all the guns and fishing stuff came with me, kids with me. Only thing she wanted was the apt and the TVs and such I got the rest. She was/is very materialistic she thought she was getting the better stuff but everything she kept was older and her daddy bought her a new car since I took the truck.

Difference is she didn't catch you in the sack with her BFF, that changes her attitude a we bit when it comes to splitting things up.

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Half my butt. My reported income is tiny.

That doesn't matter, she knows what you make, and if she can prove it, she gets half, and the other half goes to the IRS for back taxes.

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Communication between different species has always been a problem.

Just remember, Men from Mars, Women are ^%#$%ing crazy.

Is that a planet ? Or a dimension ? BTW, I just have to tell you, I always have the last words in any discussion she and I have ......: Yes, dear !
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Is that a planet ? Or a dimension ? BTW, I just have to tell you, I always have the last words in any discussion she and I have ......: Yes, dear !

I frequently use the same last words.

And yes, that's a planet. In the parallel dimension of my choice, women are not crazy, I am.

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Men think primarily with logic.

 

Women think primarily with emotion.

 

If you're going to have a successful relationship, you have to have a strong friendship foundation. 

 

I made it simple.  I married my best friend's sister.

 

Josh

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