Super User clayton86 Posted August 31, 2014 Super User Posted August 31, 2014 Went for a walk this evening with my daughter to get her to sleep. Walked threw town to the opposite end to a ice cream shop. Apparently a single guy pushing a hot pink stroller with a baby girl in it is the ticket. I got more girls honking and yelling and whistling at me then ever well not that it's ever happened before but it was different lol. Now to move this show to the mall next weekend haha. 1 Quote
tipptruck1 Posted August 31, 2014 Posted August 31, 2014 Baby's work well. Puppies work even better. Quote
Super User clayton86 Posted August 31, 2014 Author Super User Posted August 31, 2014 I beg to differ Quote
ThatZX14Fella Posted August 31, 2014 Posted August 31, 2014 I beg to differ Unless you're as young as I am. I'm sure a 19 year old walking around with a stroller is more of a deterrent than a puppy. Quote
Super User clayton86 Posted August 31, 2014 Author Super User Posted August 31, 2014 Lol yeah probably Quote
Super User Sam Posted August 31, 2014 Super User Posted August 31, 2014 Cute dogs work, too. My son's and daughter-in-law's Australian Shepard would be petted and loved by everyone he came into contact with. He was a blue merle and a great dog. Had to put him down a few months ago as his hips and lower back went out on him and he was deaf. But he was a hit at Bass Pro Shops, Home Depot, Lowe's and anywhere else we took him. Quote
tipptruck1 Posted August 31, 2014 Posted August 31, 2014 I beg to differ I will debate you on this one. I am a single guy. Not 100% sure on weather I have a kid or not. Long story behind that one. So if some woman sees me walking a kid down the street. If they approach me. They will more then likely ask if I am the father. I would say no. I am just watching a buddies kid. The chance the woman just walks away then. Are very good. I could lie and say its mine. Well that might score me a few dates. You know as well as I do. Soon or a later. She will want to come over to my house. Then the jig will be up. No way could my house pass as a house with a baby living in it. As for a puppy. I have mastered a trick with them. I see a woman coming or out in their yard. I get down and act like I am adjusting the collar. Well in reality I am taking it off. I just leave it hanging aorund the dogs neck. So when I pull the leash. The collar comes off. Of course we all know puppies. It doesn't take the dog long to know its free. We all know how dogs are. If they see another human. They will go running towards them. The said woman will hear me yelling my dogs name. Of course if you see some one chasing a puppy. You will stop to help the person. The dog has broken the ice. PLus I don't have to use a Corney pickup line. Quote
Super User deaknh03 Posted August 31, 2014 Super User Posted August 31, 2014 I will debate you on this one. I am a single guy. Not 100% sure on weather I have a kid or not. Long story behind that one. So if some woman sees me walking a kid down the street. If they approach me. They will more then likely ask if I am the father. I would say no. I am just watching a buddies kid. The chance the woman just walks away then. Are very good. I could lie and say its mine. Well that might score me a few dates. You know as well as I do. Soon or a later. She will want to come over to my house. Then the jig will be up. No way could my house pass as a house with a baby living in it. As for a puppy. I have mastered a trick with them. I see a woman coming or out in their yard. I get down and act like I am adjusting the collar. Well in reality I am taking it off. I just leave it hanging aorund the dogs neck. So when I pull the leash. The collar comes off. Of course we all know puppies. It doesn't take the dog long to know its free. We all know how dogs are. If they see another human. They will go running towards them. The said woman will hear me yelling my dogs name. Of course if you see some one chasing a puppy. You will stop to help the person. The dog has broken the ice. PLus I don't have to use a Corney pickup line. sounds like a lot of work..try washing your undies and you might meet women a little easier. 1 Quote
tipptruck1 Posted August 31, 2014 Posted August 31, 2014 sounds like a lot of work..try washing your undies and you might meet women a little easier. Thats a lot more work. When I did have a dog. I had to take him for a walk every day any way. That was the only time I had. To even try to get a woman. Right now I do not have the time. That would be required to keep a woman happy. Quote
Super User slonezp Posted September 1, 2014 Super User Posted September 1, 2014 Thats a lot more work. When I did have a dog. I had to take him for a walk every day any way. That was the only time I had. To even try to get a woman. Right now I do not have the time. That would be required to keep a woman happy. Incorrect. If you make them happy, they will surely get bored. You need to keep them interested Quote
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