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Well, I done got kicked out of the large chain Italian restaurant. Wife was armored out in nursing gear where even a gnat couldn't see what was going on. Couple behind her started making ugly comments about it. So I proceeded to make ugly remarks in regards to them. And letting their "kind" in here. They were yuppies. I included a wonderful rant about how I had lost my appetite knowing that they were sharing the same air as us and poisoning my food with their lower class germs. The male yuppie got agitated and told me what he thought of me. I promptly and perhaps rather, my wife says extremely, loudly informed him of something he could put in his mouth. Restaurant fell silent. I went back into uber snob mode and bashed his attire as well as his wanna be stuck up wife's horrid choice in clothes and cheap jewelry. My pinky rings cost more than her entire outfit and all her corny jewlery. Manager came and requested I leave immediately. I managed to get the other couple thrown out as well. I am still madder then hell over this. I would have chased him through the parking lot but we were being watched by the restaurant. Oh well.

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  • Super User
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Raider, pm me a pic of your wife nursing so I can gain better understanding of this complicated situation. Minus the baby and the armour.

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  • Super User
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Raider, pm me a pic of your wife nursing so I can gain better understanding of this complicated situation.

That's kind of disturbing that you want to see that.

Let me rephrase that. She don't armor up at home. So therefore you ain't getting pics.

  • Super User
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Raider I would have done the same thing. You just have more restraint then me. I would have punched the SOB and left.

and by left you mean right..into the cruiser, backseat style.

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  • Super User
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I imagine the evening went like this

 

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  • Super User
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I imagine the evening went like this

 

trailer-park-boys-bubbles.jpg

park1.jpg

NEWS_bubbles_crucial.jpg

Trailer Park Boys are awesome

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  • Super User
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Raider, lol.., didn't you get banned from a Chinese place too? Hmm, maybe someone else..

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WI has some sort of law about protection for loved ones. Not 100% sure on the law. I just know it involves both physical and verbal abuse. What the guy was doing. In many courts would be verbal abuse. So I would spend the night in jail. Chances are the charges would be dropped. To tell you the truth. I bet many states have laws similar to the laws here.

  • Super User
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I couldn't stop laughing after i got to the "My pinky rings cost more than her entire outfit and all her corny jewelry"

 

All i can say is that is what you get for going to that crappy "italian" restaurant.... :)

 

Were there any salad tongs or other kitchen utensils used to get you out of there?

  • Super User
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Don't sugar coat it. He was eating at CiCi's Pizza.

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  • Super User
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Don't sugar coat it. He was eating at CiCi's Pizza.

Fy dolla make you holla

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  • Super User
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I couldn't stop laughing after i got to the "My pinky rings cost more than her entire outfit and all her corny jewelry"

 

All i can say is that is what you get for going to that crappy "italian" restaurant.... :)

 

Were there any salad tongs or other kitchen utensils used to get you out of there?

Fortunately no. Would have been funny if the manager had run me out with the salad tongs. I think I could have taken him though. Even armed with tongs. I mean I survived a ladle attack.

I might also add I wasn't officially banned as of yet. That would involve me having to go back and see if they will serve me.

  • Super User
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Raider, lol.., didn't you get banned from a Chinese place too? Hmm, maybe someone else..

I did actually. He no like my Chinese impersonation.

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Tongs, ladles, snail forks, lobster crackers, finger bowls, cocktail napkins, a cork screw, too many forks, a wine bucket, a salad plate, a wine glass that is not red plastic ,a wine bottle that has a real cork not a screw top, and a real/ not paper napkin. A wine steward, a smoking hot hostess/waitress, and really good food. What could go wrong?  Only in the Raider Nation. I hope you biych slapped the dingle berry and enjoyed your meal.

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  • Super User
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Who the hell wears a pinky ring?

 

Keep your pimp hand strong....

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  • Super User
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Who the hell wears a pinky ring?

 

Keep your pimp hand strong....

When his pinky ring gets grabbed by 460, he'll have to change his name to Raider9fingers

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  • Super User
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When his pinky ring gets grabbed by 460, he'll have to change his name to Raider9fingers

I work with 4160 right now. Ain't no nine fingers about it. That junk will turn you to dust.

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So you humped the mayors wife and burned down city hall . Dude I need to take you out to a non ethnic establishment , you about got cut from the italian al sharpton , and the guy from gangnam style .

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breast feeding champion and wears a pinky ring.

Did she remind you to put your baby borjn back on before you were escorted out and she drove home?

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