Word To The Wise

[Raider Nation Fisher]

Without going into any details. And I will NOT go into details.

If your wife ever tells you she is cool with something and gives you the green light. Make for dang certain she truly is cool with it. Before you do whatever it may be. Also make sure there is no alcohol involved either.

Otherwise you end up like me. In a WHOLE world of crap.

Y'all may not be hearing from me for a while.

Peace out,

Raider Nation Fisher

[deaknh03]

Without going into any details. And I will NOT go into details.

If your wife ever tells you she is cool with something and gives you the green light. Make for dang certain she truly is cool with it. Before you do whatever it may be. Also make sure there is no alcohol involved either.

Otherwise you end up like me. In a WHOLE world of crap.

Y'all may not be hearing from me for a while.

Peace out,

Raider Nation Fisher

Dude, your such a rookie..theyre NEVER cool with it.

[Lund Explorer]

Sounds like a classic case of "Can't See the Sarcasm Font" on the old lady's face.

[retiredbosn]

"that's fine" woman code means do it and die

[speed craw]

First there is always a back story with a woman . Discuss everything and explain everything in detail or your wrong . Second you have to take into accordance of their feelings on EVERYTHING . Ask them their thoughts on whatever or god help you . I have learned a few things , I had a few family members move in to help out and I LEARNED A LOT HAVING  3 women and 3 girls in 1 house .  Just because something is not said does not mean it wasn't there to be talked about it . 

[A-Jay]

That doesn't sound good at all.

 

A-Jay

 

[slonezp]

and if involves another woman....................

Those are the things you do before the ring goes on her finger, not after.

[Oregon Native]

Oh my.....you lead an interesting life.

Hope things get better.

[flyfisher]

Good luck bro

[.ghoti.]

Raider my friend, you have obviously fallen victim to the old Chinese curse; "may you live in interesting times".

[Raider Nation Fisher]

Raider my friend, you have obviously fallen victim to the old Chinese curse; "may you live in interesting times".

You can say that again. Ain't nothing normal about my life. Or the times I spend doing stuff. Well, back to being dog cussed and called a heathen.

[Raider Nation Fisher]

"that's fine" woman code means do it and die

You can say that again.

[Jolly Green]

"He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind..."

 

I'm no Bible scholar but I think in the New Raider Version it translates to "Even if she says 'OK' trust your gut or risk a double ladleful of whoop-@$$."  Best of luck to ya.

[flyfisher]

"He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind..."

 

I'm no Bible scholar but I think in the New Raider Version it translates to "Even if she says 'OK' trust your gut or risk a double ladleful of whoop-@$$."  Best of luck to ya.

Don't bring up ladles.....he will have flashbacks

[Raider Nation Fisher]

"He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind..."

 

I'm no Bible scholar but I think in the New Raider Version it translates to "Even if she says 'OK' trust your gut or risk a double ladleful of whoop-@$$."  Best of luck to ya.

Oh, I inherited the wind. Ain't never seen her get that mad, before. Ain't calmed down much either.

[Raider Nation Fisher]

Don't bring up ladles.....he will have flashbacks

I'm lucky she didn't have access to a ladle. Or I would have gone from bleeding black and silver to being black and blue.

[tipptruck1]

Just another chapter for your memoir. As it stands right now it would be longer then Moby Dick and war and peace combined.

[clayton86]

Oh, I inherited the wind. Ain't never seen her get that mad, before. Ain't calmed down much either.

Did you tell her to calm down? Because 100% of the time that does the opposite

[clayton86]

[scrutch]

Raider, if you need a place to stay for awhile I got an little space for ya here at my house if you don't mind gassy six year olds and a dog in the bed!

I'm here for ya bro.

[Raider Nation Fisher]

Raider, if you need a place to stay for awhile I got an little space for ya here at my house if you don't mind gassy six year olds and a dog in the bed!

I'm here for ya bro.

I appreciate that. Dogs and six year olds. Even the gassy variety. Don't bother me.

[tipptruck1]

I got a old tool shed you can stay in. Then it will be just you, the mice, and wasps. The last two are the reason why I don't go in it.

[VolFan]

I'll take the mice and wasps over my angry wife...Every. Time.

#shescaremebro

[tipptruck1]

I'll take the mice and wasps over my angry wife...Every. Time.

#shescaremebro

I am more scared of wasps and mice then any woman. I do not like wasps at all. I swell up bad when I get stung by them. As for mice. I can not even describe my fear of them.

[Raider Nation Fisher]

I am more scared of wasps and mice then any woman. I do not like wasps at all. I swell up bad when I get stung by them. As for mice. I can not even describe my fear of them.

Ain't never met my wife have you? She's 5ft 11in of pure hatred. I'll take a rabid wolverine with a hornets nest on its back over her ticked off self.