brgbassmaster Posted July 17, 2014 Posted July 17, 2014 Hey guys, Let me start by saying in no believer in Bigfoot, but what's happening right now may change that. Please read this through and hopefully give me some advice. So a few nights ago I was lying in bed reading fishing posts in BR and I heard the loudest bang I've ever heard. So I get up and check around outside and the lid to one of my bear proof trashcans( I live in Blue Ridge, Ga) which has a lever that secures a tightening ring to a 200 pound trash can was nearly placed back on the top if the trash can but not fastened. So I go back inside. The next morning I went out to find a seat cushion from a chair on the ground. I tied it back to the chair. The next morning I go outside to find 4 golf all sized rocks lined up at my door and the cushion back on the ground in the same spot. Tonight I have put apples grapes and bacon around my house to attract what ever it is. And while I was doing that this evening I heard a "roar" that was followed by the sound of a tree branch being snapped. I live in the mountain mountains and know all of my elderly neighbors though I myself am a young lad of 27. Haha but seriously. I am too afraid to sleep at nights now bc the same cushion ends up untied and placed on the ground and rocks are lined up at my door and I am hearing spooky noises all the time. And I have been scared inside multiple times bc of loud almost "almighty exhales" Wow I understand your confusion. That's a big error I didn't catch in my profile, I'm 18 but not much difference. Wouldn't mid being 14 again though! I don't see how I messed up my age that bad, I'm sorry about that. I have clef them and told them about a lot of what's happening but they think it's me and and my new friends messing around. But I will change that mistake right away. So are you 14,27 or 18? Misinformation like this is what causes us not to believe your story. Quote
FirstnameLastname Posted July 17, 2014 Posted July 17, 2014 It's probably some jerk kids. Go out in your drawers with a pistol and machete and fire it off in the air all the while screamong profanities. The point is look crazy, it'll scare em. If it's a Bigfoot rig some spear traps " like in rambo first blood" around the area. Bells on the trap to aleart you of its presence. Then stick your rifle through the Windows and hose the yard down with lead. Kill it, wound it and it will be back for vengeance. 1 Quote
ATX Posted July 17, 2014 Posted July 17, 2014 As much time as I spend in the wilderness camping, hiking, hunting, kayaking, and fishing I must be either the luckiest outdoorsman or the most unaware of my surroundings to never have had any close encounters with any strange creatures. Now I have had close calls with many animals that no doubt could harm me but none that was a shock to see. But who knows, perhaps my next trip out I will see a purple unicorn fly over the river with a troll riding him bareback into the sunset while a mermaid sits on a rock in as much shock as I will be in. But they had better move quick because I always have my camera! There is lots of wilderness to hide strange creators in so you never know what's out there so keep a camera and an old trusty firearm with you at all times. 1 Quote
Super User RoLo Posted July 17, 2014 Super User Posted July 17, 2014 As much time as I spend in the wilderness camping, hiking, hunting, kayaking, and fishing I must be either the luckiest outdoorsman or the most unaware of my surroundings to never have had any close encounters with any strange creatures. Now I have had close calls with many animals that no doubt could harm me but none that was a shock to see. But who knows, perhaps my next trip out I will see a purple unicorn fly over the river with a troll riding him bareback into the sunset while a mermaid sits on a rock in as much shock as I will be in. But they had better move quick because I always have my camera! There is lots of wilderness to hide strange creators in so you never know what's out there so keep a camera and an old trusty firearm with you at all times. Hopefully, no one is taking any of this seriously. For years, my wife & I lived on the top of a mountain in Georgia, where our nearest neighbor was 1/4 mile away and faaar out of sight. Lois and I fed wild animals every night and after installing a motion-sensor light, we seen raccoons, gray fox, deer and opossum every night without fail. (Did I mention sasquatch?). Though I own shotguns, rifles, handguns and bows, never once in 5 years did it ever occur to me to keep a loaded gun nearby (all were unloaded and buried in my den). On the other hand, whenever Lois or I drove into the city of Atlanta, we knew instinctively that our danger level increased a hundred-fold. Roger 1 Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted July 17, 2014 Super User Posted July 17, 2014 As much time as I spend in the wilderness camping, hiking, hunting, kayaking, and fishing I must be either the luckiest outdoorsman or the most unaware of my surroundings to never have had any close encounters with any strange creatures. Now I have had close calls with many animals that no doubt could harm me but none that was a shock to see. But who knows, perhaps my next trip out I will see a purple unicorn fly over the river with a troll riding him bareback into the sunset while a mermaid sits on a rock in as much shock as I will be in. But they had better move quick because I always have my camera! There is lots of wilderness to hide strange creators in so you never know what's out there so keep a camera and an old trusty firearm with you at all times. I just laughed so hard I cried! A purple unicorn and a troll!!!! ROFLMFAO! I award you the Golden Snark. For the most hysterical snarky post I have read in a few weeks. 2 Quote
speed craw Posted July 17, 2014 Posted July 17, 2014 If you see the little guys from fraggle rock tell them I said hello. 1 Quote
Josh Smith Posted July 28, 2014 Posted July 28, 2014 Hey, found this picture I took a few years back: That's too big for a coyote and there are not supposed to be any wolves in Indiana. Josh Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted July 28, 2014 Super User Posted July 28, 2014 Hey, found this picture I took a few years back: That's too big for a coyote and there are not supposed to be any wolves in Indiana. Josh Werewolf.....Then again there ain't supposed to be but 3 black bears in the entire state of Alabama. Yet I've seen six different ones in the last 2 years. So take that for what its worth. Quote
Super User F14A-B Posted July 28, 2014 Super User Posted July 28, 2014 Hey, found this picture I took a few years back: That's too big for a coyote and there are not supposed to be any wolves in Indiana. Josh Josh, not sure what part of the state you live in, but 3 miles down the road from me my brother and his friend deer hunting, swear to be damned that they saw a wolf, Idk... That was 2 years ago, in 2000 Spainhour, Conservation officer told me that they had several sightings reported, asked if we saw something to report it, I have only ever seen large A males pretty good size coyotes, but not wolf size.... Rumors continue to Fly though... It seems to me, someone would have dropped one by now. Quote
Josh Smith Posted July 28, 2014 Posted July 28, 2014 Hi Guys, I live in Indiana. I was engaged to another woman prior to the woman I would eventually marry. She rescued a "dog" from the city park. I knew right off it was a wolf cub, and told her so. Sure enough, training him was a chore. He was a very, very loving, loyal pet, though, and scary smart. I started him on come, sit and stay when he was only a few weeks old. The ex-fiance and I went our separate ways. She took the wolf, though I knew it was a bad idea. Nothing ever happened, but I did just learn that she put it down to please her new husband. The wolf did not like the new husband. It was idiotic, putting him down like that. There's a wolf breeder less than an hour from here who would have taken him. Wolves and coyotes do not coexist as they compete for food, and that print was one among coyotes. The way the tracks read was that the canine with the large paw came through after the coyote pack had last drank at the creek early the night before. It was the only time I saw that track, too, so I can only imagine it was a transient canine of some sort on the move. To this day I simply do not know. It's interesting but not particularly scary. Josh Quote
Super User slonezp Posted July 29, 2014 Super User Posted July 29, 2014 Werewolf..... Therewolf... 1 Quote
tipptruck1 Posted July 29, 2014 Posted July 29, 2014 I am to lazy to read through all the pages again. Has any one thought of man bear pig. It could be that. 2 Quote
Super User Redlinerobert Posted July 29, 2014 Super User Posted July 29, 2014 I check on this thread every once in a while hoping for a picture. And by picture, I don't mean Raider, his sister, mother in law, or, God forbid, Tipptruck sneaking through the woods. 1 Quote
tipptruck1 Posted July 29, 2014 Posted July 29, 2014 Hey I am not that hairy. i also might not like wearing clothes. But I will wear clothes in public after all. I do have some dignity after all. It might not be munch, but I have it. So I will not tun though the woods naked. Plus it would be easy to tell if it was me. I am pasty white. Thanks to my Irish blood. So if Bigfoot is pasty white. With a framers tan, 3in long goatee, a flat top, and holding a bottle of jack. Chances are it is me. If I am holding a bottle of jack. Well then you know why. I am running though the woods naked. 2 Quote
Super User slonezp Posted July 30, 2014 Super User Posted July 30, 2014 Hey I am not that hairy. i also might not like wearing clothes. But I will wear clothes in public after all. I do have some dignity after all. It might not be munch, but I have it. So I will not tun though the woods naked. Plus it would be easy to tell if it was me. I am pasty white. Thanks to my Irish blood. So if Bigfoot is pasty white. With a framers tan, 3in long goatee, a flat top, and holding a bottle of jack. Chances are it is me. If I am holding a bottle of jack. Well then you know why. I am running though the woods naked. I don't think you know the definition of dignity LOL And learn how to spell or turn off spell correct LOL Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted July 30, 2014 Super User Posted July 30, 2014 I check on this thread every once in a while hoping for a picture. And by picture, I don't mean Raider, his sister, mother in law, or, God forbid, Tipptruck sneaking through the woods. Unlike my buddy. I have no shame. I'll run around wherever I please naked. Also I am that hairy. Its that wonderful Ukrainian blood. I don't believe bigfoot is bald headed with hairless arms either. Don't worry redline me and my Wisconsin buddy will come run through the woods by your house. I'll even wear a jock strap. 1 Quote
tipptruck1 Posted July 30, 2014 Posted July 30, 2014 Unlike my buddy. I have no shame. I'll run around wherever I please naked. Also I am that hairy. Its that wonderful Ukrainian blood. I don't believe bigfoot is bald headed with hairless arms either. Don't worry redline me and my Wisconsin buddy will come run through the woods by your house. I'll even wear a jock strap. I will bring the pipe fitter also. He might want in on this action. I don't think you know the definition of dignity LOL And learn how to spell or turn off spell correct LOL Dignity means many things. The way I meant it as self respect. Plus you should not be talking. You are a Bears fan. I am also using spell checker. You should see my rough drafts before I use spell check. Thanks to my learning disabilities, and my giant hands with a small keyboard. Almost every other word has the red line under it. Before you think I am mad at you. How could I be mad at you? Any way thanks for the laugh. So I miss spelled a few words. Oh no shoot the dumb machinist. 1 Quote
Super User slonezp Posted July 30, 2014 Super User Posted July 30, 2014 I will bring the pipe fitter also. He might want in on this action. Dignity means many things. The way I meant it as self respect. Plus you should not be talking. You are a Bears fan. I am also using spell checker. You should see my rough drafts before I use spell check. Thanks to my learning disabilities, and my giant hands with a small keyboard. Almost every other word has the red line under it. Before you think I am mad at you. How could I be mad at you? Any way thanks for the laugh. So I miss spelled a few words. Oh no shoot the dumb machinist. Maybe you're the squatch I was busting your balls about the dignity definition. 1 Quote
tipptruck1 Posted July 30, 2014 Posted July 30, 2014 I know your busting my balls. I would post a pic to prove I am not bigfoot. I think I would get a insta ban for life though. Plus who ever saw it would go blind. I do have one pic that proves I am not big foot. That will not blind people. See no hairy arms or hands. http:// Quote
Super User Redlinerobert Posted July 30, 2014 Super User Posted July 30, 2014 Tipptruck, Your mom (or sister?) has very nice, dainty looking hands. 2 Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted July 30, 2014 Super User Posted July 30, 2014 Tipptruck, Your mom (or sister?) has very nice, dainty looking hands. ROFLMAO!!!!! Quote
tipptruck1 Posted July 30, 2014 Posted July 30, 2014 Hey that is the cleanest they have been in months. Plus woman never complain about my hands bazinga. Well in reality they do. They are usually covered in oil, grease, or metal chunks. For some reason they don't like that stuff. I just do not get why. The shop oil and grease would make killer hair gel though. If it doesn't manage to come off skin for a few days. Just imagine how long it would stay in hair. You would think I woman would love that that. They would save hours a day dealing with their hair. 1 Quote
Nuffsaid23 Posted July 31, 2014 Author Posted July 31, 2014 What ever it was isn't hanging around anymore. It's either dead or if it was a bigfoot then it's gone. I Quote
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