Super User RoLo Posted June 30, 2014 Super User Posted June 30, 2014 Just the other day, a guy reported a close-call he had with Sasquatch. He was deer hunting, when he heard a loud bellowing sound like a one-ton gorilla! When he turned around, there stood Sasquatch about 50 yards away. Without any provocation at all, Bigfoot began to charge the man and though the man was running full tilt the great ape was closing the gap. Glancing over his shoulder, he seen Bigfoot reaching out to grab him by the shoulders. Then suddenly the skunk ape slipped and piled up in a heap. With little time lost, Bigfoot regained his feet and was soon hot on the heels on his victim. Once again, the great ape was reaching out to grab the man, when suddenly he slipped again and rolled-up in a heap. This gave the man just enough time to reach his cabin and bolt the door behind him. The reporter who was recording the story said: "HOLY SMOKES!, if that were me I would've lost control! The man replied, "Waddaya think he was slipping on?". Roger 6 Quote
Super User F14A-B Posted June 30, 2014 Super User Posted June 30, 2014 He's bowels were cleaned out! Lol!!!! Good time for a colon camera to look him over! That's funny Roger, I thought you were sharing a real story! Maybe it is!!!! Quote
Super User RoLo Posted June 30, 2014 Super User Posted June 30, 2014 He's bowels were cleaned out! Lol!!!! Good time for a colon camera to look him over! That's funny Roger, I thought you were sharing a real story! Maybe it is!!!! I considered titling that post: "TRUE STORY (not) 1 Quote
Nuffsaid23 Posted June 30, 2014 Author Posted June 30, 2014 I hate to argue with anybody but I know that it can't be kids because there has been activity during morning evening day and night. Kids couldn't be here that long and would they keep coming back this long? I hunt a good bit and when I'm in the woods and a rock get thrown at me and I can't find the culprit, it can't be some kids. The behavior is to crazy to be kids. I can't predict what it's going to do next. I have found 6 tree breaks all facing the fame way that weren't there before I started going in the woods looking for evidence. I always get the feeling of being watched in the woods which could just be me and it probably is but when I get growled at and thrown at, that's a different story. Thank y'all so much for your opinions and I won't really know what it is until I see it. I hope I do get to see him soon Quote
Super User slonezp Posted June 30, 2014 Super User Posted June 30, 2014 Maybe it's Raiders sister-in-law 1 Quote
Super User F14A-B Posted June 30, 2014 Super User Posted June 30, 2014 Yea seems kids woulda long lost interest by now, idk sounds creepy though,,, so are you photo- documenting all of this? Quote
Nuffsaid23 Posted July 1, 2014 Author Posted July 1, 2014 Yea seems kids woulda long lost interest by now, idk sounds creepy though,,, so are you photo- documenting all of this? I am taking taking photos of everything I find. I can't post pictures for some reason. When I download them to a file they just won't upload to the site. It's a bummer. I have found a footprint and an of stuck structure just now.(I am in the woods now). It looks like three trees bent over(young trees, probably about as thick as my arm) and two trees bent over them going across holding them down. Almost like a little shelter but no roof. I will check it out again tomorrow. Maybe I interrupted the squatch building a new home. Haha Quote
Super User F14A-B Posted July 1, 2014 Super User Posted July 1, 2014 Give Red Earth a Hollar he may be able to guide you on how to post the photos.... Or ? Quote
Super User BassinLou Posted July 1, 2014 Super User Posted July 1, 2014 I hate to argue with anybody but I know that it can't be kids because there has been activity during morning evening day and night. Kids couldn't be here that long and would they keep coming back this long? I hunt a good bit and when I'm in the woods and a rock get thrown at me and I can't find the culprit, it can't be some kids. The behavior is to crazy to be kids. I can't predict what it's going to do next. I have found 6 tree breaks all facing the fame way that weren't there before I started going in the woods looking for evidence. I always get the feeling of being watched in the woods which could just be me and it probably is but when I get growled at and thrown at, that's a different story. Thank y'all so much for your opinions and I won't really know what it is until I see it. I hope I do get to see him soon Watch the Survivor Man Bigfoot episodes. They go into a nice explanation of what that means. They explained those are boundry markers. If you can get video or pics that would be awesome. I know its easier said than done since you actually live in the woods and I live in a suburb. Quote
Super User Chris at Tech Posted July 1, 2014 Super User Posted July 1, 2014 Go buy a goat and tie it up out back, just to rule out a Chupacabra! Jeff You gotta keep your eye on those little buggers! 1 Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted July 1, 2014 Super User Posted July 1, 2014 Maybe it's Raiders sister-in-law Very well may be. She has been acting stranger than normal lately. Won't let my brother in law shave her back and what have you. She ain't but 5 feet tall and 5 feet around. However I wouldn't rule her out. All the more reason to shoot what ever it is. 2 Quote
Hyrule Bass Posted July 1, 2014 Posted July 1, 2014 I hate to argue with anybody but I know that it can't be kids because there has been activity during morning evening day and night. Kids couldn't be here that long and would they keep coming back this long? I hunt a good bit and when I'm in the woods and a rock get thrown at me and I can't find the culprit, it can't be some kids. The behavior is to crazy to be kids. I can't predict what it's going to do next. I have found 6 tree breaks all facing the fame way that weren't there before I started going in the woods looking for evidence. I always get the feeling of being watched in the woods which could just be me and it probably is but when I get growled at and thrown at, that's a different story. Thank y'all so much for your opinions and I won't really know what it is until I see it. I hope I do get to see him soon do you have a photobucket account or imgur? just upload them to one of those and you can link the pictures here. Quote
tipptruck1 Posted July 1, 2014 Posted July 1, 2014 Maybe it's Raiders sister-in-law She did escape from the game ranch up here a few weeks ago. The only way I could tell. The feed bucket was still full the next day. Plus there was a 5x5 hole in the fence. If it is Raiders sister in law. If you must approach her. You must like you would a sacred dog. Talk in a very soothing manner, and bring a 5 gallon pale of briskets and gravy. What ever you do. Do not scare her off. She wont run but more then 1ft, But here self defense will kick in. Now I bet your wondering what is. She will sit on you in till you stop breathing. To confirm it is raiders sister, and not big foot. Look for a cow bell around her neck. Plus a ear tag that reads. Tipptrucks exotic big girl game ranch. Her tag number is 666. If you bring her back alive. I will give you a case of beer. 5 Quote
fish-fighting-illini Posted July 1, 2014 Posted July 1, 2014 I say put out a bunch of Taco Bell, sleep in and follow the droppings in the morning = problem solved! 4 Quote
speed craw Posted July 1, 2014 Posted July 1, 2014 Some poor hairy fat kid in camo is gonna end up with a tranquilizer dart passed on on your front porch . 3 Quote
Super User slonezp Posted July 2, 2014 Super User Posted July 2, 2014 She did escape from the game ranch up here a few weeks ago. The only way I could tell. The feed bucket was still full the next day. Plus there was a 5x5 hole in the fence. If it is Raiders sister in law. If you must approach her. You must like you would a sacred dog. Talk in a very soothing manner, and bring a 5 gallon pale of briskets and gravy. What ever you do. Do not scare her off. She wont run but more then 1ft, But here self defense will kick in. Now I bet your wondering what is. She will sit on you in till you stop breathing. To confirm it is raiders sister, and not big foot. Look for a cow bell around her neck. Plus a ear tag that reads. Tipptrucks exotic big girl game ranch. Her tag number is 666. If you bring her back alive. I will give you a case of beer. Throw some fresh Wisconsin cheese curds in on that deal and I'm in. 1 Quote
Super User Redlinerobert Posted July 2, 2014 Super User Posted July 2, 2014 I can see it now. Real bigfoot pictures posted on BR. Quote
Super User RoLo Posted July 2, 2014 Super User Posted July 2, 2014 I can see it now. Real Bigfoot pictures posted on BR. Yeah, I can see that too. Quote
Super User RoLo Posted July 2, 2014 Super User Posted July 2, 2014 That video of Bigfoot in the Blue Ridge Mts leaves me with two disturbing questions: 1) Why was the clip shot by a photographer riding on a Pogo Stick? 2) Why was that King Kong costume discontinued by Toys-R-Us? Roger Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted July 2, 2014 Super User Posted July 2, 2014 totally fake. duh Totally real. http://youtu.be/7c0w2Z_OgY0 Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted July 2, 2014 Super User Posted July 2, 2014 That video of Bigfoot in the Blue Ridge Mts leaves me with two unanswered questions: 1) Why was that King Kong costume discontinued by Toys R US? 2) Why was the clip shot by a photographer on a Pogo Stick? Roger Pogo sticks are the best way to chase Sasquatch's. I believe it is on page three of the Big Foot Manual. Which for a short time you can be the proud owner of, for three easy payments of 49.99 plus S&P. The "Big Foot Manual" is written and illustrated by Bass Resources own Raiday Nay Shay Fishay. It is the definitive how to guide on how to catch Big Foot at all his shenanigans. But wait! Act now and we will also include a pair of Tipptrucks stank drawers as a special bonus gift. Just pay separate S&P. 2 Quote
tipptruck1 Posted July 2, 2014 Posted July 2, 2014 Throw some fresh Wisconsin cheese curds in on that deal and I'm in. Ok I will also throw in a pack of 24 WI brats, and a 50 gallon barrel of sour kraut. Dose that sound like a deal. Pogo sticks are the best way to chase Sasquatch's. I believe it is on page three of the Big Foot Manual. Which for a short time you can be the proud owner of, for three easy payments of 49.99 plus S&P. The "Big Foot Manual" is written and illustrated by Bass Resources own Raiday Nay Shay Fishay. It is the definitive how to guide on how to catch Big Foot at all his shenanigans. But wait! Act now and we will also include a pair of Tipptrucks stank drawers as a special bonus gift. Just pay separate S&P. You know I have heard bigfoot stinks. Maybe my stank drawers could attract it. Quote
Super User slonezp Posted July 2, 2014 Super User Posted July 2, 2014 Ok I will also throw in a pack of 24 WI brats, and a 50 gallon barrel of sour kraut. Dose that sound like a deal. I can get the Johnsonvilles down here. Maybe 50 gal of PBR Quote
Kevin Beachy Posted July 2, 2014 Posted July 2, 2014 Totally real. http://youtu.be/7c0w2Z_OgY0 totally fake. duh Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted July 2, 2014 Super User Posted July 2, 2014 totally fake. duh Naw. Jack Links wouldn't lie. Don't wizz on my cloud. Quote
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