Something Scary Is Happening

[iabass8]

I once loaned big foot 3.50.. He was wearing a tuxedo t-shirt. He gave me a piggy back ride to dairy queen, too. True story.

[Catch 22]

This thread is always good for a laugh.

I missed the show when BF was captured. Did that cage hold him/her/it

[F14A-B]

This thread is always good for a laugh.

I missed the show when BF was captured. Did that cage hold him/her/it

I think it shape shifted into a key.. I think

[bigbill]

They left the chain n lock off the door on the cage overnight it got out. Why didn't it first escape on the night they caught it before they locked the door in the daylite.

Before the commercial break they showed a deer with antlers on the floor of the cage. After the break the deer was gone and bf was in the cage. Looks like the old furry bait and switch.

Something looks fishy????

[Redlinerobert]

I once loaned big foot 3.50.. He was wearing a tuxedo t-shirt. He gave me a piggy back ride to dairy queen, too. True story.

 

Sorry I forgot.  I need your address please to send you back your $3.50. 

[The Real Bigfoot]

I once loaned big foot 3.50.. He was wearing a tuxedo t-shirt. He gave me a piggy back ride to dairy queen, too. True story.

 

 

Partially true, except for the fact I actually got you for $20...SUCKER!

[The Real Bigfoot]

I missed the show when BF was captured. Did that cage hold him/her/it

 

PSHH...you didn't miss it, it didn't happen.  I ain't going in no cage that some creeps in the woods left for me.

[bigbill]

I will gladly let you stay in my cabin for a few nights. Once it gets dark and what ever it is comes back it 100x scarier than you would think. Just the thought of a 9 foot 800 pound thing that could easily tear me limb from limb roaming around outside my cabin is just a little freaky

If we lived closer I'd stay with you. I'd go outside too. I'd make bf my world famous bacon cheeseburgers.

[iabass8]

Partially true, except for the fact I actually got you for $20...SUCKER!

I feel you could have done so much more with that but got too excited and squandered a solid opportunity.

D+

[Raider Nation Fisher]

I will gladly let you stay in my cabin for a few nights. Once it gets dark and what ever it is comes back it 100x scarier than you would think. Just the thought of a 9 foot 800 pound thing that could easily tear me limb from limb roaming around outside my cabin is just a little freaky

I'll come stay at your cabin. I've had a slight change in heart. I need this squatch to add to my army of monsters. I got demons, spirits, and a few other dark creatures. A Southern Yeti should fit in nicely. And then, then I shall take over the world with my army of darkness!!!

For what man can stand before an army of darkness and voodoo spirits. Being led by a freaking Southern Yeti!?! HP Lovecraft himself couldn't even come up with a more fearsome beast!!!!

[Turkey sandwich]

Is Bigbill secretly Clay Mathews?

[bigbill]

Bigfoot In the nfl. Sign him quick but he's a tad small he should be 12" taller and wider?

[Fishing Rhino]

I'll come stay at your cabin. I've had a slight change in heart. I need this squatch to add to my army of monsters. I got demons, spirits, and a few other dark creatures. A Southern Yeti should fit in nicely. And then, then I shall take over the world with my army of darkness!!!

For what man can stand before an army of darkness and voodoo spirits. Being led by a freaking Southern Yeti!?! HP Lovecraft himself couldn't even come up with a more fearsome beast!!!!

Any Yeti that gets caught is transformed into a cooler. 

[The Real Bigfoot]

I feel you could have done so much more with that but got too excited and squandered a solid opportunity.

D+

 

 

Well, I could have told the real story how it was your mom giving the piggy back rides to DQ.  When Biggie Littlesfoot AKA Raider showed up. You two got in a knock down drag out fight over the last Dilly bar, and got us all kicked out.  To top it all off while I was squatchin' home I almost got a picture taken of me by BigBill, but that was something I would have rather forgotten.

[iabass8]

Well, I could have told the real story how it was your mom giving the piggy back rides to DQ.  When Biggie Littlesfoot AKA Raider showed up. You two got in a knock down drag out fight over the last Dilly bar, and got us all kicked out.  To top it all off while I was squatchin' home I almost got a picture taken of me by BigBill, but that was something I would have rather forgotten.

You're trying too hard at this point. 

 

Also, you should really be careful about who you are making "your mom" jokes to when you do not know the person. 

[bigbill]

Keep it civil don't pick on anyone it's going to be a long winter.

[Master Bait'r]

I've got a Bigfoot story. Never been so scared in my life. Before I got shacked up with my girl, I used to hike and camp a ton. More than fishing even. I also do a lot of trail work for skiing and like to use the game trails to get to a lot of places that are total bushwhacks otherwise. It's not totally uncommon for moose or deer to pass by your tent so I'm no stranger to big traffic either. I will usually tuck my tent in a place where I won't be stepped on and just stay quiet and let them pass unless something is sniffing around.

So a few years back, I had my whole exped pack, cutting gear, camping stuff and food and was hanging out in my tent at camp up on the peak after eating some dinner, completely exhausted. Like... Sleep of the dead exhausted. My eyes were super heavy, by body was rocked from hiking and working and I couldn't wait to crash. I was drifting off in pure sleeping bag bliss- And then I heard it. More like a howl or scream, but at a volume and bass level I've never experienced. It wasn't close, but it was close enough to rip me back awake and make my hair stand up on end. Even the echo was intense! I was no longer tired. In fact, I was now wide awake. Straining my ears. Waiting and listening in the pitch black. I'd say about 30 seconds or so after I heard the noise, there was a distant crashing noise- breaking of sticks and crushing of leaves at a frantic rate- something was running through the woods and not the game trail. Now my heart is bating fast and I'm trying to breathe quietly so I can hear, and it is getting louder really quickly. Definitely getting closer and it's really REALLY noisy, usually you don't hear anything substantial like that in the woods. Now my heart is pounding and I'm practically holding my breath as I hear the noises coming closer and closer to me until I hear a massive crashing noise and then a ridiculous struggle. Leaves, branches, everything- you could hear a massive struggle and then what sounded like a dear trying to scream or bellow and then being choked out or something. It sounded positively horrific. I've heard coyotes get something near my camp before but this was big and guttural. Not even close. So here I am, pitch black, listening to a life and death struggle probably 20 yards or so away and I'm convinced it's a bear. Has to be. What else could take down a deer like that? Then it came again. The howl. Like a siren, it was so close and so loud it went right through me. I may have wet myself or perhaps I just instantly sweated out a gallon I still don't know. My blood went ice cold, my hair stood on end, my heart probably stopped and now I'm definitely holding my breath. No more struggling noise but definitely light rustling going on over there. After about two minutes (or was it a hundred years??) it stopped. Not a single noise was heard for at least 30 seconds and I have never listened harder in my life.

Then a twig snapped literally AT my tent. RIGHT THERE. IT WAS RIGHT FKN THERE!!! I stayed statue still. Not one breath. Praying in the pitch black OHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASE I smelled the most foul smell and then... I heard it's breath! Low and deep, I strained my ears... Listening... Waiting... For a chance to tell you that this story is completely made up. BOO!!!

[bigfruits]

Well, I could have told the real story how it was your mom giving the piggy back rides to DQ.  When Biggie Littlesfoot AKA Raider showed up. You two got in a knock down drag out fight over the last Dilly bar, and got us all kicked out.  To top it all off while I was squatchin' home I almost got a picture taken of me by BigBill, but that was something I would have rather forgotten.

 

lame

[bigbill]

Lame story.

In Mass search the Bridgewater triangle, in mass and the bennington triangle in vt.

[bigbill]

Master Bait'r. Your in western mass. Southwestern?

You should spend some time camping in the green mountains then you can give us a real story.

[soflabasser]

Very interesting subject...I wonder how many of these sightings actually took place with solid proof that can be shown.

[gardnerjigman]

Very interesting subject...I wonder how many of these sightings actually took place with solid proof that can be shown.

Considering there is still no proof that it exists, I'm gonna go with none. Dinosours, crazy animals, insects all have been discovered by either their remains, or alive and well... with all the hype around this flipping subject in the world wouldn't you think if it were out there someone by now could prove it???

[soflabasser]

Only time will tell.There have been other "mythical" animals that have been proved to exist such as Oarfish and Giant Squid.My favorite are the Oarfish videos people put up on youtube.Now thats a catch of a lifetime!Lots of proof in those cases.I just hope people are honest in what they see and are not making stories up for attention.

[NorcalBassin]

Waiting... For a chance to tell you that this story is completely made up. BOO!!!

 

Ah man, that was cold blooded!

[Master Bait'r]

Master Bait'r. Your in western mass. Southwestern?

You should spend some time camping in the green mountains then you can give us a real story.

Yes my home base is just outside Springfield. I spend a TON of time in the Green Mountains during the winter though. I'm really big into backcountry skiing (climbing up and skiing down) and the greens especially from the Mad River Valley to Jay Peak. Great snow and great terrain for sure. I've got all kinds of stories but none about Bigfoot (thankfully!)