Super User slonezp Posted July 31, 2014 Super User Posted July 31, 2014 Better phone the authorities and file a missing squatch report 1 Quote
Super User bigbill Posted October 7, 2015 Super User Posted October 7, 2015 This is no joke. Seen one in my neighbors field. Reddish hair color about 9' tall. When it seen me it covered 25 yards in a few steps. It was standing at the edge of the field in a group of trees if it didn't move I would of missed it. There's a bfro report of a night fisherman having a encounter at roraback,ct. It's not far from my new place. I've heard Bigfoot roars from my porch at night. At my camp in vt I had many encounters. Two of them woke me up they were outside at my window talking some gibberish language. By the time I got up they were gone. My place has the only watering hole. I hear rocks being banged together at 1am. Bigfoot are half human. There jokesters, playful. Curious. Do not hurt one. Read the story about the Russian farmer who shot one. Our government knows they are there. Somethings are better left alone. OMG were not on top of the food chain.???? I'm not scared. We still go for midnight rides on dirt bikes. 1 Quote
Global Moderator Bluebasser86 Posted October 7, 2015 Global Moderator Posted October 7, 2015 Very entertaining thread.. I've always enjoyed a good fairytale myself. Quote
Super User gardnerjigman Posted October 7, 2015 Super User Posted October 7, 2015 sure it wasn't a chupacabra? 1 Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted October 7, 2015 Super User Posted October 7, 2015 It was Mr. Grey.... Quote
The Real Bigfoot Posted October 7, 2015 Posted October 7, 2015 It was Mr. Grey....   No it was me. I was minding my own business at my secluded cabin in the Okiefinokie swamp, when I got a suprise visit from Tupac (Tupac lives). So we played a couple games of Madden when out of the blue he asked "Have you checked BR lately?" I said "Naw, you know I quit fishing when they outlawed the Alabama Rig in competition." he said "Well there's this clown that goes by Raider talking smack, saying he's gonna turn you into a coat." So I grabbed my iphone exed out of Candy Crush Saga, and couldn't believe my eyes. There's a welder, pipe fitter, and an electrician sayin' they gonna snipe me from a roof in Georgia.  Well, I doubt I am even big enough to make a coat for you, mabye an ill-fitting blazer, but not a Squatch fur coat. I can't believe this, me and your sister went to prom, then you talk behind my back? C'mon Raider. I challenge you and your tradesmen friends to Ultimate Paintball, against me and Tupac. We are undeafeated, against the Leperchauns and Chubacabras, so far. 3 Quote
Super User Redlinerobert Posted October 7, 2015 Super User Posted October 7, 2015 Amazing.  I never imagined Bigfoot's grammar would be better than Tipptruck's.  I think you two should have a spelling contest. Winner shaves the loser. Quote
tipptruck1 Posted October 7, 2015 Posted October 7, 2015 Amazing.  I never imagined Bigfoot's grammar would be better than Tipptruck's.  I think you two should have a spelling contest. Winner shaves the loser. What is with you and body hair? 1 Quote
Super User Redlinerobert Posted October 7, 2015 Super User Posted October 7, 2015 What is with you and body hair? Dunno, but I have a lot of it. 2 Quote
Super User deaknh03 Posted October 7, 2015 Super User Posted October 7, 2015 Amazing. I never imagined Bigfoot's grammar would be better than Tipptruck's. I think you two should have a spelling contest. Winner shaves the loser. If you intentionally spelled every word incorrectly and never used punctuation, your grammar would be better than tipptruck's 1 Quote
Super User Redlinerobert Posted October 7, 2015 Super User Posted October 7, 2015 If you intentionally spelled every word incorrectly and never used punctuation, your grammar would be better than tipptruck's  If you used your feet to type on a keyboard while blindfolded, your grammar would still be better than tipptruck's. 3 Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted October 8, 2015 Super User Posted October 8, 2015 No it was me. I was minding my own business at my secluded cabin in the Okiefinokie swamp, when I got a suprise visit from Tupac (Tupac lives). So we played a couple games of Madden when out of the blue he asked "Have you checked BR lately?" I said "Naw, you know I quit fishing when they outlawed the Alabama Rig in competition." he said "Well there's this clown that goes by Raider talking smack, saying he's gonna turn you into a coat." So I grabbed my iphone exed out of Candy Crush Saga, and couldn't believe my eyes. There's a welder, pipe fitter, and an electrician sayin' they gonna snipe me from a roof in Georgia.  Well, I doubt I am even big enough to make a coat for you, mabye an ill-fitting blazer, but not a Squatch fur coat. I can't believe this, me and your sister went to prom, then you talk behind my back? C'mon Raider. I challenge you and your tradesmen friends to Ultimate Paintball, against me and Tupac. We are undeafeated, against the Leperchauns and Chubacabras, so far. That is the greatest post ever made!!! ROFLMFAO!!! I am in tears. :D :D Quote
Super User slonezp Posted October 8, 2015 Super User Posted October 8, 2015 If you used your feet to type on a keyboard while blindfolded, your grammar would still be better than tipptruck's.   If you intentionally spelled every word incorrectly and never used punctuation, your grammar would be better than tipptruck's   Amazing.  I never imagined Bigfoot's grammar would be better than Tipptruck's.  I think you two should have a spelling contest. Winner shaves the loser. Cut the guy a break. He grew up in the birthplace of Ed Gein, Jeffery Dahmer, and Milwaukee's Best. Some pretty scary stuff right there Quote
tipptruck1 Posted October 8, 2015 Posted October 8, 2015 If you intentionally spelled every word incorrectly and never used punctuation, your grammar would be better than tipptruck's If you left you my computer in a room full of monkeys, Their grammar would still be better then mine.  Cut the guy a break. He grew up in the birthplace of Ed Gein, Jeffery Dahmer, and Milwaukee's Best. Some pretty scary stuff right there I did spend 6 years of my life in Iowa. 1 Quote
Super User Redlinerobert Posted October 8, 2015 Super User Posted October 8, 2015 I was hoping for a photograph. Maybe it'll come back. Quote
Super User bigbill Posted October 8, 2015 Super User Posted October 8, 2015 It's said they migrate using rivers and highways. I get unexplained action all year but the hottest action is in September to November. I did notice the smell of my woodstove smoke goes up, over the mountain well into the next valley. So my smell of my world famous bacon cheeseburgers goes in that direction too. My camp is deep in the national forest away from the farms. I get action all the time. It's no joke, it's out there. It took me many years to see a mountain lion after first seeing the tracks. Even a 200lb cat is elusive. 1 Quote
Super User jbsoonerfan Posted October 8, 2015 Super User Posted October 8, 2015 Some people...... Quote
Super User Sam Posted October 8, 2015 Super User Posted October 8, 2015 Agree with the trail camera. I use one at different spots around my house to capture the wildlife and trespassers. Have camera pointing at the area behind my house where a friend has his deer stand. Hopefully we will catch a few bucks running through the area so he can set up at better times. Quote
Super User bigbill Posted October 9, 2015 Super User Posted October 9, 2015 Something about trail cams they stay away from. I was sitting back to back with my brother on a blow down in the low clouds on top of my mountain above my camp in vt. I started rattling and something on two legs came running at us. It stopped and I could feel it looking at me. I couldn't see what it was. It made all kinds of noise while I rattled. But Was quiet when it left. This area is where BFRO found the two bf beds above my camp. Quote
Catch 22 Posted October 9, 2015 Posted October 9, 2015 Lmao==7+ billion people on this planet and not one valid carcuss,picture or proof of a bigfoot,squatch or what ever. Its only good entertainment for the imagination. BTW keep an eye out for Icabod Crane,the headless horseman. He will appear soon,maybe in the Enchanted Forrest, or in Alice in Wonderland country.  C22 Quote
BassResource.com Administrator Glenn Posted October 9, 2015 BassResource.com Administrator Posted October 9, 2015 Lmao==7+ billion people on this planet and not one valid carcuss,picture or proof of a bigfoot,squatch or what ever. Its only good entertainment for the imagination. BTW keep an eye out for Icabod Crane,the headless horseman. He will appear soon,maybe in the Enchanted Forrest, or in Alice in Wonderland country.  C22  That logic doesn't work. In fact, over 200 new species have been discovered in the last 6 years - just in the Himalayans alone (http://www.cnn.com/2015/10/07/asia/wwf-eastern-himalayas-new-species-report/).  With that in mind, there's just no way humans have discovered all there is on this planet.  Saying you won't believe it unless you're given solid proof makes sense. I get that. But I wouldn't dismiss it. I think it's possible.  If they do exist, I'd really like to understand their role in nature and the ecosystem. I wouldn't fear them, though. If they predated on humans and were dangerous, we'd definitely know about it by now.  Until they're "discovered" and scientists learn more about them, they'll be the fodder for skeptics and comedians. At this point, I'm not convinced, but remain open minded.  Now krakens, Krakens DO exist! You have been warned!! 1 Quote
FinCulture Posted October 9, 2015 Posted October 9, 2015  Maybe get a dog like this one. Bigfoot ===no match  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzXdHdXrDvM lol, tough little guy... Quote
Super User bigbill Posted October 9, 2015 Super User Posted October 9, 2015 I tried to explain about the mountain lion tracks we seen in the snow. More detail. I put my jeep up a old logging road and walked another mile up the mountain. I found my cousins camp were he stayed all summer. We found a sow with her cubs tracks. We seen mountain lion tracks following the bears tracks. We are way beyond were no one walks. No one goes up there. This is in the higher elevations. Now go about 10 to 15 years later we seen a mountain lion near my camp. We're many miles from the tracks we first seen. Ok there's more than one. There breeding, multiplying and coming into the lower areas looking for food. Guess what they claim there is no mountain lion in vt. No one goes in the national forest the way we hunted. We pushed through areas where man hasn't been except for loggers 150/200 years ago. Mountainlions are elusive so is Bigfoot. I talked with a gal about mountainlions in vt. She lives north of my camp. I told her about my experiences I have had at my camp. She asked her dad who is a hunting guide. He answered her "Bigfoot" and said nothing else. What happens to the springtime sheds in the woods? Deer and moose shed there antlers. Mice and what ever eat them. I think the Bigfoot bury there dead. Any bones in the woods the animals chew on. The evidence is gone. Fact our government knows it's there. 1 Quote
Super User jbsoonerfan Posted October 9, 2015 Super User Posted October 9, 2015 Lol @ this thread. Sure, we find thousands of different species every year. MOST of which are insects or a similar species (small). I have yet to hear of a land animal (in the United States) that is 9 feet tall and has been "discovered" in the last century. 1 Quote
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