Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted May 13, 2014 Super User Posted May 13, 2014 Well I have officially quit cigarettes. As of this morning when I woke up. Now on to the show. What is with all the stupid, idiotic, dumb **** drivers in this ******* state!?! How hard is it to not drive 90 when its raining ? Then when you crash into a ******* guard rail, and total your d**n car you look surprised by this!?! My God! You just backed up traffic for 15 miles, and made my commute take 45 minutes longer than the typical hour I already drive! Then your stupid self is gonna stand there and look surprised by what happened!?! No **** sherlock, wet roads are ******* slippery! Always have been always will be! Nothing has changed in the last ******* 80 years of driving on wet paved roads! Sweet Mother Mary, its not ******* rocket science! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! Quote
Super User Jar11591 Posted May 13, 2014 Super User Posted May 13, 2014 Isn't it amazing to see how people drive? It's like, "how did you make it this far?" Don't judge someone until you've seen them behind the wheel of a car! Sadly I think less than 1% of people know how to safely and timely get to their destination while allowing others to as well. 1 Quote
Super User Marty Posted May 13, 2014 Super User Posted May 13, 2014 What is with all the stupid, idiotic, dumb **** drivers in this ******* state!? I don't think your state has a monopoly on your colorful description of drivers. Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted May 13, 2014 Author Super User Posted May 13, 2014 I don't think your state has a monopoly on your colorful description of drivers. They do today. Quote
Super User deaknh03 Posted May 13, 2014 Super User Posted May 13, 2014 This is what I was talking about yesterday. These posts, apre nicotine..it can only get better. Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted May 14, 2014 Author Super User Posted May 14, 2014 This is what I was talking about yesterday. These posts, apre nicotine..it can only get better. Don't poke the Raider. Quote
Super User aavery2 Posted May 14, 2014 Super User Posted May 14, 2014 Just remember once they make a poor enough decision about how to drive in poor conditions they are most likely to never contaminate the gene pool again. 1 Quote
tipptruck1 Posted May 14, 2014 Posted May 14, 2014 All kidding aside. The drivers up here are bad also. They go 90 when its a blizzard. When its barely raining or snowing. They go 30 under the speed limit. 1 Quote
Super User Raul Posted May 14, 2014 Super User Posted May 14, 2014 Am I the only one that sees something really wrong or is it my imagination the bear is being poked where it's skin swirls ? Quote
Super User aavery2 Posted May 14, 2014 Super User Posted May 14, 2014 This looks like a lot more fun than cow tipping. Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted May 14, 2014 Author Super User Posted May 14, 2014 Am I the only one that sees something really wrong or is it my imagination the bear is being poked where it's skin swirls ? Why now that you mention it. I believe it is. Quote
Super User SirSnookalot Posted May 14, 2014 Super User Posted May 14, 2014 Must be something to on line forums, whether it's fishing related or something else...........members are always perfect and the problem is with others. Just so you know, I'm a lousy driver, terrible fisherman, had a hard time keeping a job, too much booze and I bitchslap my wife a few times a day, other than that I'm perfect. 2 Quote
Super User Fishing Rhino Posted May 14, 2014 Super User Posted May 14, 2014 It's odd, but my wife always complained about slow drivers blocking up the road by not driving at, or above the speed limit. You need to know that because of accidents, Route 88 which runs from Horseneck Beach to I-195 is a two lane highway with a Jersey Barrier down the middle, making it one lane in each direction. So traffic would back up behind someone driving the speed limit, let alone driving ten mph or so below the limit. I told her to leave a couple of minutes earlier to avoid being behind one person who, like clockwork was always ahead of her, with her in the trail of commuters in their wake. It would be much simpler for folks to leave five minutes earlier rather than dealing with the annoyance day after day, after day. But in today's rat race, too many folks have their time rationed so strictly in their daily routine that they do not, cannot, or will not alter their schedule by a few minutes. If they get delayed in one area, they'll try to make up for it by speeding. It is dumb, but that appears to be the common mentality. I'm the type that would rather be fifteen minutes early than to be five minutes late, so I will leave early, and usually arrive early, rather than become agitated by minor slowdowns along the way. Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted May 14, 2014 Author Super User Posted May 14, 2014 Must be something to on line forums, whether it's fishing related or something else...........members are always perfect and the problem is with others. Just so you know, I'm a lousy driver, terrible fisherman, had a hard time keeping a job, too much booze and I bitchslap my wife a few times a day, other than that I'm perfect. See you figured it out too. I AM perfect. Thank you for acknowledging this fact. I am the perfect example of what happens when you combine Ketamine with PCP and then slam them up your nose. However, enough about me right now. Snook I'm worried about ya. Ya don't need to slap on the wife a few times daily. That's not healthy. Now me an my old lady beat the hell out of each other with Louisville Sluggers wrapped in concertina wire. Its much more therapeutic and does wonders for your psyche. Also I don't think your a terrible fisherman. Don't be so down on the world homie. Life is great. Don't take my rantings so seriously. Otherwise I'm gonna have to drive to Florida and give ya a big old Raider hug. Also for the record. I don't do drugs or illicit substances. They just make for good analogies. Quote
Super User *Hootie Posted May 14, 2014 Super User Posted May 14, 2014 Hang in there Raider, you can do it. I quit 37 years ago. Probably the best thing I ever did for my health. I hope this is the proper response. Not quite sure if this topic is about driving or quitting smoking...lol. Hootie Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted May 14, 2014 Author Super User Posted May 14, 2014 Hang in there Raider, you can do it. I quit 37 years ago. Probably the best thing I ever did for my health. I hope this is the proper response. Not quite sure if this topic is about driving or quitting smoking...lol. Hootie Its both. I will post a proper quitting smoking thread tonight. Quote
Super User Fishing Rhino Posted May 14, 2014 Super User Posted May 14, 2014 Raider, I think you've missed your life's calling. You'd make a great ringmaster at the circus. That, or maybe the host of a television show like Jerry Springer. 2 Quote
Super User Raul Posted May 14, 2014 Super User Posted May 14, 2014 Hang in there Raider, you can do it. I quit 37 years ago. Probably the best thing I ever did for my health. I hope this is the proper response. Not quite sure if this topic is about driving or quitting smoking...lol. Hootie It´s gotta do with both, he quit smokin´ now he´s in a bad mood and lookin´ with whom he may get even, now it´s drivers, tomorrow -----> . Nicotine withdrawl. 1 Quote
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