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So I'm writing a paper on fishing for my literature class and i need a few poems mixed throughout my story. any body wanna help? iI want  to capture the feeling of being out on the lake before sunrise and the transition into day break. that kind of mist that arises between dark and light and all the activity that is taking place in nature. 

  • Super User
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Here I sit on my boat

Hoping that it stays afloat

 

Can't wait for the sun to rise

Got my sunglasses so it doesn't hurt my eyes

 

I hear the birds and critters awake

I hope I brought sunscreen so I don't bake

 

The sun has finally shown itself

I certainly hope I don't hook myself

 

The time has come to catch some fish

At least I can pray and wish

 

 

 

 

LOL!!!! This is the optimistic / pessimistic fisherman's poem.

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  • Super User
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                   The PB

 

Cast after cast from dusk til dawn

We fish so very hard all season long.

 

Dredging the bottom, out in the rain,

Our backs ache, we ignore the pain.

 

Bugs in our eyes, hooks in the hand,

We spends more time on the water

Than we do on the land.

 

Our lawns need cutting; the dog needs a walk,

We ignore all the chores to flip the next dock.

 

Other can’t see it, our life long quest,

We are forever searching for a personal best.

 

A-Jay

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  • Super User
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Here I sit on my boat

Hoping that it stays afloat

 

Can't wait for the sun to rise

Got my sunglasses so it doesn't hurt my eyes

 

I hear the birds and critters awake

I hope I brought sunscreen so I don't bake

 

The sun has finally shown itself

I certainly hope I don't hook myself

 

The time has come to catch some fish

At least I can pray and wish

 

 

 

 

LOL!!!! This is the optimistic / pessimistic fisherman's poem.

i love it !!!! haha I Hope i don't hook myself!

  • Super User
Posted

                   The PB

 

Cast after cast from dusk til dawn

We fish so very hard all season long.

 

Dredging the bottom, out in the rain,

Our backs ache, we ignore the pain.

 

Bugs in our eyes, hooks in the hand,

We spends more time on the water

Than we do on the land.

 

Our lawns need cutting; the dog needs a walk,

We ignore all the chores to flip the next dock.

 

Other can’t see it, our life long quest,

We are forever searching for a personal best.

 

A-Jay

oh yea a jay !!! ' Some good stuff right there! 

  • Super User
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It’s  4  am and the coffee’s  brewed

Picking up my buddy like I always do

There’s the morning summer dew

As I load the truck you can feel the Water in the air

We get to the lake and nobodies there

It’s dark, warm, and noisy

 all the critters are up

The water is calm even though all the fish are swimming around

We get to our spot and float down

I drink some coffee and pack a chew , the morning is just coming through

The sun begins to break the trees

We cast our lines into the shadows

We don’t speak

We’re enjoying view like we always do

It never gets old the view

It’s not about fishing or the catching

It’s about the simple things we were taught

The land time forgot

It will always be our spot

  • Super User
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i need some help with the last few lines. the bottom 4 any ideas to add to this. i want to get that feeling of the enjoying the simple things we benefits from fishing

  • Super User
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The Gassy Fisherman

Here I sit broken hearted.

Came to fish but only farted.

Finally I caught a few bass.

Ripping a crankbait through the grass.

An hour later I decided I would head on in.

My stomach was gurgling and I didn't dare break wind again.

Reached the launch and trailered my boat.

Then i loaded my rods and my lure filled tote.

While driving home I decided to take a chance.

I thought it was a fart, but I crapped my pants.

©Raider Nation Fisher 2014

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  • Super User
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It’s  4  am and the coffee’s  brewed

Picking up my buddy like I always do

There’s the morning summer dew

As I load the truck you can feel the Water in the air

We get to the lake and nobodies there

It’s dark, warm, and noisy

 all the critters are up

The water is calm even though all the fish are swimming around

We get to our spot and float down

I drink some coffee and pack a chew , the morning is just coming through

The sun begins to break the trees

We cast our lines into the shadows

We don’t speak

We’re enjoying view like we always do

It never gets old the view

It’s not about fishing or the catching

It’s about the simple things we were taught

The land time forgot

It will always be our spot

So much for rhyming. Huh?

  • Super User
Posted

The Gassy Fisherman

Here I sit broken hearted.

Came to fish but only farted.

Finally I caught a few bass.

Ripping a crankbait through the grass.

An hour later I decided I would head on in.

My stomach was gurgling and I didn't dare break wind again.

Reached the launch and trailered my boat.

Then i loaded my rods and my lure filled tote.

While driving home I decided to take a chance.

I thought it was a fart, but I crapped my pants.

©Raider Nation Fisher 2014

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

 

i love it! i have to present some poems in front off 50 people tomorrow. i know you have it copyrighted but can i use it? i think they will die in laughter 

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  • Super User
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

 

i love it! i have to present some poems in front off 50 people tomorrow. i know you have it copyrighted but can i use it? i think they will die in laughter

You are more than welcome to.

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