What Not To Say To The Ol' Lady On Her Birthday

[fish-fighting-illini]

Save this Raider it could be chapter in your book.

[Raider Nation Fisher]

Save this Raider it could be chapter in your book.

Already got it book marked.

I honestly am going to have to get release forms and dedicate my book to the members of this forum. For being such an inspiration to me.

[slonezp]

I just snorted my Monster outta my nose when I read this. That junk ******* burns.

She's a D cup, "Almost", makes me a C

[Raider Nation Fisher]

She's a D cup, "Almost", makes me a C

ROFLMAO

[roadwarrior]

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

 

 

 

[bassin is addicting]

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

 

 

 

i'm thinking you DEFINITELY don't want to say that to her... since that would mean that YOU are the one in the dress... and if thats the case..."Houston, we have a problem".. 

lol!!

[deaknh03]

She's a D cup, "Almost", makes me a C

Pics or it doesn't exist. Of both of you.

[Raider Nation Fisher]

Pics or it doesn't exist. Of both of you.

Ummmmmmm. Partial ewwwww!

[deaknh03]

Ummmmmmm. Partial ewwwww!

I gotta be PC.

[slonezp]

Pics or it doesn't exist. Of both of you.

You can see my man boobs in the IL fishing reports thread from last summer. I promise you, hers are much nicer. 

[clayton86]

Don't ever let her tell you your outa shape or need to get in shape. Last I checked round is a shape that's what I tell my wife when she asks when I'm gonna get in shape again.

[slonezp]

Don't ever let her tell you your outa shape or need to get in shape. Last I checked round is a shape that's what I tell my wife when she asks when I'm gonna get in shape again.

Here's the problem. She weighed 90lbs when we met. I have gained 90lbs since we've met. Now, by Raiders peasant mathematical skills, it's either a wash or I'm 180lbs heavier than I was 18 years ago. Either way she called me fat.

[*Hootie]

As for slonezp im with you! i think im going to use that when im married. Defiantly Bookmarking this page !

Defiantly? You mean you're going to bookmark it but you definitely don't want to?

Hootie

[deaknh03]

Defiantly? You mean you're going to bookmark it but you definitely don't want to?

Hootie

He's very rebellious.

[Grizzn N Bassin]

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

 

 

 

YEAA!NO

[Grizzn N Bassin]

Defiantly? You mean you're going to bookmark it but you definitely don't want to?

Hootie

definitely my phone is a garbo!!!!!!!! im going to use this  

[Grizzn N Bassin]

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

 

 

 

How about pleasantly plump? I think that is a winner

[Grizzn N Bassin]

Well I'm now confused. Please explain.

Surely your not laughing at my math work. 44years is a lot of time.

NO No your math was surely my laugh of the day 

[FD.]

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

 

 

 

 

 

"No, your fat a** makes you look fat"

 

From the list of things you never say out loud.

[Raider Nation Fisher]

"No, your fat a** makes you look fat"

 

From the list of things you never say out loud.

Naw Ive said that out loud. Got smacked for it too.

[CayMar]

I always direct the question back. Does this make me look fat? Do you think it makes you look fat? Does this look stupid? Does it look stupid to you? Your a smart girl you can figure it out.