Super User slonezp Posted April 17, 2014 Super User Posted April 17, 2014 "Honey, You're officially the oldest woman I've ever slept with." I thought it was funny 6 Quote
Super User Jigfishn10 Posted April 17, 2014 Super User Posted April 17, 2014 Yeah, that might get you bobbited Quote
Super User Raul Posted April 17, 2014 Super User Posted April 17, 2014 "Honey, You're officially the oldest woman I've ever slept with." I thought it was funny You nutz ? Quote
bassin is addicting Posted April 17, 2014 Posted April 17, 2014 uh..... first of all.....don't call her the "ol(old) lady"... to me, that is totally disrepectful.. Quote
Super User slonezp Posted April 17, 2014 Author Super User Posted April 17, 2014 uh..... first of all.....don't call her the "ol(old) lady"... to me, that is totally disrepectful.. She's been my ol' lady for 18 years. We're not married. I don't believe it to be a disrespectful term. 1 Quote
bassin is addicting Posted April 17, 2014 Posted April 17, 2014 She's been my ol' lady for 18 years. We're not married. I don't believe it to be a disrespectful term. i guess you can call her what you want...but imo that IS disrespectful. maybe that is why you are NOT married?? we should probably just agree to disagree on that term. 1 Quote
Nice_Bass Posted April 17, 2014 Posted April 17, 2014 i guess you can call her what you want...but imo that IS disrespectful. maybe that is why you are NOT married?? we should probably just agree to disagree on that term. my ol' lady would disagree that it is disrespectful as well... 2 Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted April 17, 2014 Super User Posted April 17, 2014 My ol' lady calls me her ol' man. We dont find it disrespectful at all. Its actually an extremely common term in many parts of the world. Particularly those that speak the Queens English or a variation there of. There's no I'll intent or disrespect meant. An example. Sometimes I call her my Filthy Little W****. She often calls me Oh God!. There is no offense meant by either of those names. I guess its all in the context. Its not like I'm calling her a Manky Ol' Slag. Or a Old Bean Bag. Another example. Since you are over thinking a humorous thread. I may refer to you as an Old Fart or an Old Fuddy Duddy. As in. Lighten up ya Ol Fuddy Duddy. I mean no disrespect by either of those terms. You are simply older than me and you may fart. Or you may be a Fuddy Duddy. Don't believe me? Just ask Sir Snook. Thank you for viewing Raider Nay Shays educational post of the day. Addendum: We have been married for almost 9 blissful years. Been together for 11 years. Known each other for 24 years. Which is saying something cause I ain't but 30. i guess you can call her what you want...but imo that IS disrespectful. maybe that is why you are NOT married?? we should probably just agree to disagree on that term. 4 Quote
Super User MCS Posted April 17, 2014 Super User Posted April 17, 2014 My ol lady and me are going on 10 yrs. She has better things to yell at me about than that 4 Quote
Super User Jigfishn10 Posted April 17, 2014 Super User Posted April 17, 2014 My ol' lady calls me her ol' man. We dont find it disrespectful at all. Its actually an extremely common term in many parts of the world. Particularly those that speak the Queens English or a variation there of. There's no I'll intent or disrespect meant. An example. Sometimes I call her my Filthy Little W****. She often calls me Oh God!. There is no offense meant by either of those names. I guess its all in the context. Its not like I'm calling her a Manky Ol' Slag. Or a Old Bean Bag. Another example. Since you are over thinking a humorous thread. I may refer to you as an Old Fart or an Old Fuddy Duddy. As in. Lighten up ya Ol Fuddy Duddy. I mean no disrespect by either of those terms. You are simply older than me and you may fart. Or you may be a Fuddy Duddy. Don't believe me? Just ask Sir Snook. Thank you for viewing Raider Nay Shays educational post of the day. Addendum: We have been married for almost 9 blissful years. Been together for 11 years. Known each other for 24 years. Which is saying something cause I ain't but 30. The Queens English reference...I'm impressed Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted April 18, 2014 Super User Posted April 18, 2014 The Queens English reference...I'm impressed As you rightfully should be good sir. I dumb down my prodigious vernacular when typing on this site. So as not to befuddle the other users of this wondrous forum. Or it could just be the fact spell check on my phone sucks. I'll stick with my original reason though. 1 Quote
Super User Grizzn N Bassin Posted April 18, 2014 Super User Posted April 18, 2014 My ol' lady calls me her ol' man. We dont find it disrespectful at all. Its actually an extremely common term in many parts of the world. Particularly those that speak the Queens English or a variation there of. There's no I'll intent or disrespect meant. An example. Sometimes I call her my Filthy Little W****. She often calls me Oh God!. There is no offense meant by either of those names. I guess its all in the context. Its not like I'm calling her a Manky Ol' Slag. Or a Old Bean Bag. Another example. Since you are over thinking a humorous thread. I may refer to you as an Old Fart or an Old Fuddy Duddy. As in. Lighten up ya Ol Fuddy Duddy. I mean no disrespect by either of those terms. You are simply older than me and you may fart. Or you may be a Fuddy Duddy. Don't believe me? Just ask Sir Snook. Thank you for viewing Raider Nay Shays educational post of the day. Addendum: We have been married for almost 9 blissful years. Been together for 11 years. Known each other for 24 years. Which is saying something cause I ain't but 30. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote
Super User Grizzn N Bassin Posted April 18, 2014 Super User Posted April 18, 2014 As for slonezp im with you! i think im going to use that when im married. Defiantly Bookmarking this page ! 1 Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted April 18, 2014 Super User Posted April 18, 2014 LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Well I'm now confused. Please explain.Surely your not laughing at my math work. 44years is a lot of time. 1 Quote
Super User ww2farmer Posted April 18, 2014 Super User Posted April 18, 2014 I'm staying out of this one. Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted April 18, 2014 Super User Posted April 18, 2014 I'm staying out of this one. Awww come on. Trolling is fun. Plus, I promise not to mock or ridicule you. Share your opinion. We are all friends here. Quote
Super User slonezp Posted April 18, 2014 Author Super User Posted April 18, 2014 Well I'm now confused. Please explain. Surely your not laughing at my math work. 44years is a lot of time. The queens English has nothing on the peasants math. 1 Quote
CayMar Posted April 18, 2014 Posted April 18, 2014 Tomorrow's my anniversary Slonezp. How does this sound for the card? Happy Anniversary I can't believe your still here 5 years after what I had planned to be a one night stand. I love ya now get back to the kitchen! 4 Quote
Super User slonezp Posted April 18, 2014 Author Super User Posted April 18, 2014 She got me back. She said I needed to lose some weight because my boobs were almost as big as hers. 5 Quote
Cgrinder Posted April 18, 2014 Posted April 18, 2014 Pro tip: when dating a young lady of ample size, do not let her hear you refer to her as "my better three-quarters". Don't ask me how I know this. 4 Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted April 18, 2014 Super User Posted April 18, 2014 Pro tip: when dating a young lady of ample size, do not let her hear you refer to her as "my better three-quarters". Don't ask me how I know this. That's on par with my BIL trying to be romantic and calling my SIL his Chubby Wubby. She lit into him like a coon hound on a geriatric raccoon. Along the same lines. NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, tell your wife she is soft like a pig. Then when she starts bawling you out, DO NOT call her Mrs. Large and in Charge. That was 9 years ago, and I still haven't heard the end of it. Sheesh Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted April 18, 2014 Super User Posted April 18, 2014 The queens English has nothing on the peasants math. ROFLMFAO!!! Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted April 18, 2014 Super User Posted April 18, 2014 She got me back. She said I needed to lose some weight because my boobs were almost as big as hers. I just snorted my Monster outta my nose when I read this. That junk ******* burns. Quote
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