Composing My Memoir

[Raider Nation Fisher]

After much thought and contemplation. I have decided to look into composing my memoir. I believe the world could use a laugh right now, and feel I'm the one that can do it. Assuming this goes well I may get Sloneze to cowrite my second installment. I'm gonna win a Pulitzer prize for the astounding look I'm gonna give into the world of Raider.

Also my pregnant wife is a freaking nutcase. Seeing as she won't quit reading over my d**n shoulder.

[Raider Nation Fisher]

My wife has informed me the title of the book is gonna be, "Hello my name is Raider and I'm an attention *****". The cover is gonna be of a "hello my name is..." sticker.

[Fishing Rhino]

It's already been done.

 

[Raider Nation Fisher]

It's already been done.

 

That is shear awesomeness!!

[Jigfishn10]

I'm curious enough to reading this. Anyone else want me to mail the memoir to them when I'm done? LOL

[Fishing Rhino]

Here's the title for your memoirs.

 

MAKING FRIENDS, ONE LADLE AT A TIME

[fish-fighting-illini]

Here's the title for your memoirs.

 

MAKING FRIENDS, ONE LADLE AT A TIME

LMAO

[fish-fighting-illini]

So has she read any of the sister-in-law posts?

Your voice pitch hasn't raised so I assume that she hasn't read any?

[slonezp]

How did I get roped into this? Oh, I'll need a hefty advance before you get my wheels spinning

[Raider Nation Fisher]

So has she read any of the sister-in-law posts?

Your voice pitch hasn't raised so I assume that she hasn't read any?

She certainly has. Laughed her butt off at them too.

[Raider Nation Fisher]

How did I get roped into this? Oh, I'll need a hefty advance before you get my wheels spinning

If my first book goes as planned. I'll get you hefty advance.

[Raider Nation Fisher]

Here's the title for your memoirs.

 

MAKING FRIENDS, ONE LADLE AT A TIME

ROFLMAO

[Redlinerobert]

I just want an autographed first edition. 

[slonezp]

I just want an autographed first edition. 

That should stop the wobble on the kitchen table

[SirSnookalot]

I'm curious enough to reading this. Anyone else want me to mail the memoir to them when I'm done? LOL

Sure, I suppose I can read 2 pages while I'm sitting on the throne.

[Jigfishn10]

LMAO...I'll see if I can get an autographed copy for ya.

[A-Jay]

Will be a Best Seller in no time ~

 

Here's a cover photo for your consideration.

 

A-Jay

 

[Jigfishn10]

Will be a Best Seller in no time ~

Here's a cover photo for your consideration.

A-Jay

Raiders Book Cover.jpg

ROFL...Perfect!

[Raider Nation Fisher]

Will be a Best Seller in no time ~

 

Here's a cover photo for your consideration.

 

A-Jay

 

Raiders Book Cover.jpg

I'm digging that gnarly robe.

[d3bf48]

attention ***** ... sounds about right

[fishinfiend]

This should be on the cover

 

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[deaknh03]

Sure, I suppose I can read 2 pages while I'm sitting on the throne.

Sounds like you could kill 2 birds with 1 stone..

[Fishing Rhino]

 

This should be on the cover

 

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That looks more like decomposing than composing.

[slonezp]

That looks more like decomposing than composing.

New title for the book, with the boots as the cover pic

 

A turd, by any other name.....

[Raider Nation Fisher]

attention ***** ... sounds about right

I am most certainly that. Hell I'm a straight up attention nympho.