You Belong With Me

[Raider Nation Fisher]

My wife just introduced me to this song. The version we were listening to was played by the band, For All Those Sleeping. It is completely awesome. I can't post the video here cause of the language at the end of it. Feel free to look it up on you tube. The Taylor Swift version is quite good too. It really brought back memories.

Anyway. The song reminded me of incident from highschool. I was one of the defensive team captains on our football team. Being an amazing defensive tackle has its perks. Anyway. The girl I dated in eleventh grade was a good friend of mine. We had dated off and on in middle school. Well a former friend of mine liked her too. However, he just couldn't measure up to the shear awesomeness that was me. By dating me her popularity soared. She was invited to the "cool kid" parties, which is something I never cared to go too. I preferred skating with my non football buddies. I would make an appearance for a few hours than leave. Her life was grand during our time together. Well, the problem was she was not always very nice to me. She also had this weird idea she could change me. I wore football jerseys, skater shirts, metal band shirts and what not. She was hell bent I was gonna wear collar shirts and designer jeans. Yeah, that went over swimingly. We had a huge fight about it. Well my loser ex friend decided he would make his move and went to comfort her about it. Ungh uh. Hells no. No one makes a play on my girl like that. Filthy opportunist. I found out and was furious about it. The next day at football practice I destroyed this poor guy. I would go full speed and just pound on him all day long. He was a guard. I carried this on for two days until he was black and blue. Even the coaches were telling me to slow up. Well the cry baby went and whined to my girl about it. Freaking heffer took his side and lit in to me later that night on our date, about how I need to be nicer to him, and he did nothing wrong, and I needed to stop beating on him in practice. Y'all can imagine how well that went over with me. I told her I couldn't help the fact that he was unathletic and too small to hang with me. I mean how many 165lb guards can compete against a 240 lb jacked up DT? Exactly. I also told her babe I've seen the man in the shower your better off just staying with the Beast. Heh. She dropped it and we had a wonderful evening. She still kept buying me freaking collared shirts and being an uber b**** for then next couple of months. I still continued hammering on the boy during practice. I finally got sick of the nagging. I decided I was through with her, but ain't want to just let homie have her. So I would go out with other girls when she wasn't around. Well dang it if that filthy little rat ain't catch me hooking up with her two friends under the stands at a basketball game. Then ran squealing to her about it. Guys. Never scorn a 5ft 2in red head. She beat the hell out of me. I probably deserved it, but still. I'm lucky she didn't put me in the hospital. Well, news spread of our breakup. She started dating the rat that next week. Her popularity plummeted. Hey, I made her and without me she wasn't nothing. Heh. She ended up dumping the loser two weeks later. She never could regain her social standing throughout highschool either.

Now before y'all go judging ol Raider. I did apologize to her profusely later on. We even dated for a few months in college. I also with two friends help stomped her 6ft 7in 350lb boyfriend after he threw her through a coffee table three years after we had last dated. As for the loser that ratted on me? He has since become a lawyer. Maybe I misjudged him...... Nah he's still a NERD. Hahahahahahaha.

[preach4bass]

You got all that from a song? Dude, turn the radio off and go to bed!

[Raider Nation Fisher]

You got all that from a song? Dude, turn the radio off and go to bed!

Its been a long week. Music tends to bring back memories in strange ways. I ain't thought about all that in years.

[deaknh03]

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissus_(mythology)

[Raider Nation Fisher]

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissus_(mythology)

Narcissus doesn't even hold a candle to me.

[Fishing Rhino]

And to think, this awesome hunk of manhood got run out of a restaurant by a little old Viet Namese man, armed with nothing more than a ladle. 

 

Football?  Truth be known, you probably tried out for the girls' field hockey team.............................until one of them threatened you with her hockey stick.

[Raider Nation Fisher]

Field Hockey? What the hell is field hockey? Is that some kinda strange Yankee game?

Yeah, the shear awesomeness that is Raider was no match for the true awesomeness that was/is the ladle wielding Vietnamese entrepreneur. I'm sorry to say that little fella humbled me a little bit. Not a whole lot as you can tell. Come on down to Bham you can revel in the total glory which is Raider. I think somewhere my dad even has my old football videos.

And to think, this awesome hunk of manhood got run out of a restaurant by a little old Viet Namese man, armed with nothing more than a ladle. 

 

Football?  Truth be known, you probably tried out for the girls' field hockey team.............................until one of them threatened you with her hockey stick.

[Fishing Rhino]

Field Hockey? What the hell is field hockey? Is that some kinda strange Yankee game?

Yeah, the shear awesomeness that is Raider was no match for the true awesomeness that was/is the ladle wielding Vietnamese entrepreneur. I'm sorry to say that little fella humbled me a little bit. Not a whole lot as you can tell. Come on down to Bham you can revel in the total glory which is Raider. I think somewhere my dad even has my old football videos.

 

 

Field Hockey? What the hell is field hockey? Is that some kinda strange Yankee game?

Yeah, the shear awesomeness that is Raider was no match for the true awesomeness that was/is the ladle wielding Vietnamese entrepreneur. I'm sorry to say that little fella humbled me a little bit. Not a whole lot as you can tell. Come on down to Bham you can revel in the total glory which is Raider. I think somewhere my dad even has my old football videos.

 

 

They'd run you into the ground.

 

 

 

That ladle wielding guy has nothing on these girls.

[Raider Nation Fisher]

They'd run you into the ground.

 

 

 

That ladle wielding guy has nothing on these girls.

Yeah they would. Holy dang. Some of em are quite good looking. I can see how that would end already.

Raider: Dang baby! You look good as all get out.

Field Hockey Girl: Huh?

Raider: Come on over here and feel these massive muscles.

Field Hockey Girl: (raises stick) whack, whack, whack, crunch.

Raider: (Bleeding in a pile on the ground) I guess that means no?

ROFLMAO! I crack myself up.

[.ghoti.]

Raider, you are truly one-of-a-kind. Looking forward to meeting you at the RoadTrip. Stop by the cabim I'm sharing with Rhino and Dinky. I'll make you the best cup of coffee you've ever had.

[Nice_Bass]

Raider, you are truly one-of-a-kind. Looking forward to meeting you at the RoadTrip. Stop by the cabim I'm sharing with Rhino and Dinky. I'll make you the best cup of coffee you've ever had.

are you sure he fishes? 10 to 1 shows up in collared shirt.

[fishinthedacks]

are you sure he fishes? 10 to 1 shows up in collared shirt.

 

 

Hey now I fish after work with a long sleeve dress shirt, khakis, and dress shoes and out fish half the people on the bank in jeans, t-shirt and baseball cap.

[fishinthedacks]

Half is an understatement btw. Just a saying

[Nice_Bass]

Half is an understatement btw. Just a saying

I wear a suit and tie 5 days a week and to charity functions at night...I have yet to wear the suit on the boat but have more than once hooked the boat up prior to changing out of my suit to go fishing! !

more of a dig on raider. ...not collard shirts! I actually prefer to fish summer in old button up dress shirts, nice and breezy

[fishinthedacks]

haha I know. Just saying. I tend to go out for a late dinner when I don't have the kids. So I'll run right to the lake still dressed up. Then go out to a nice spot for dinner with the wife. So you'll see me out fishing in 200.00 in clothes off the bank. Obviously if I get the kayak or go on a boat I'll change.

[fish-fighting-illini]

When I 1st read the thread title I automatically assumed that this was another thread about Raiders sister-in-law!

[Raider Nation Fisher]

When I 1st read the thread title I automatically assumed that this was another thread about Raiders sister-in-law!

Well that was uncalled for. Its not my fault this particular ex girlfriend didn't age well. She is actually kinda manly looking now. Enough so that I'm happy she dumped me. Definitely not rotund like a certain sister in law.

[Raider Nation Fisher]

are you sure he fishes? 10 to 1 shows up in collared shirt.

Half the pot with me and I will make you a rich man. I look d**n good in a collard shirt. I only wear one maybe three times a year. However I'm quite the dapper looking fella in one. If the pool gets large enough I may dust one off for ya.

I don't wear suits hardly ever. Been 4 years since the last time I've worn one of my suits. Hopefully I can get another 4 before I do again. On that note. I look like a straight up Boss in a suit. Straight up mafia style. 3 piece with the hat. The whole get up.

[Raider Nation Fisher]

are you sure he fishes? 10 to 1 shows up in collared shirt.

I'll put a 1000 dollars down says he shows up in a collared shirt. Hope you got deep pockets homie!

[fish-fighting-illini]

I thought that was one of my all time greatest posts.

[Raider Nation Fisher]

I thought that was one of my all time greatest posts.

I laughed out loud when I read it. You completely spun that on me.

[Fishing Rhino]

Half the pot with me and I will make you a rich man. I look d**n good in a collard shirt. I only wear one maybe three times a year. However I'm quite the dapper looking fella in one. If the pool gets large enough I may dust one off for ya.

I don't wear suits hardly ever. Been 4 years since the last time I've worn one of my suits. Hopefully I can get another 4 before I do again. On that note. I look like a straight up Boss in a suit. Straight up mafia style. 3 piece with the hat. The whole get up.

 

I've never heard of a collard shirt.  Do you wear it, or eat it?  Maybe use it to make a salad?

[slonezp]

are you sure he fishes? 10 to 1 shows up in collared shirt.

He'll be in a TDK

[Fishing Rhino]

I'm betting he shows up in a state of confusion. 

[Jigfishn10]

He'll be in a TDK

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!