Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted March 31, 2014 Super User Posted March 31, 2014 Made y'all look!!!!! Bwahahahahahahahaha! :D Quote
Super User Redlinerobert Posted March 31, 2014 Super User Posted March 31, 2014 In before the lock! Quote
Super User Jigfishn10 Posted March 31, 2014 Super User Posted March 31, 2014 Love it when Raider gets bored, this is like the third time he's pulled this stunt...Never gets a warning, must be because he's the President... Quote
Super User Nitrofreak Posted March 31, 2014 Super User Posted March 31, 2014 Ah yes , the oldest trick in the book !! madeth thou look ... LOL !!! Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted March 31, 2014 Author Super User Posted March 31, 2014 Love it when Raider gets bored, this is like the third time he's pulled this stunt...Never gets a warning, must be because he's the President... Second time. Its been over a year since the last one. I am bored today too. Had to take a urine test for the new job tomorrow. So no work til tomorrow. Quote
Super User Redlinerobert Posted March 31, 2014 Super User Posted March 31, 2014 How far do you have to pee to pass the test? Quote
Super User slonezp Posted March 31, 2014 Super User Posted March 31, 2014 How far do you have to pee to pass the test? Last one I took I needed to get it in bucket #6. There was a silver dollar in there as well. 1 Quote
Super User Jigfishn10 Posted March 31, 2014 Super User Posted March 31, 2014 Last time I had to go for a urine test I became cup shy...They made me sit there for a 1/2 hour and drink a half gallon of water to which I became cup shy again. I eneded up rescheduling for the next day By the time I got home I could stop going...LOL 1 Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted March 31, 2014 Author Super User Posted March 31, 2014 Last time I had to go for a urine test I became cup shy...They made me sit there for a 1/2 hour and drink a half gallon of water to which I became cup shy again. I eneded up rescheduling for the next day By the time I got home I could stop going...LOL Old method was asking for help. My philosophy is. If your gonna stand and watch you might as well be helpful. My new mwthod, I make a 15 second attempt before dropping trowel and taking a #2 while wizzing in the cup. Done it on the last 4 test. I find it makes the watcher extremely uncomfortable. One before this choked gagged and stuck his head out of the room. 1 Quote
Super User Jigfishn10 Posted March 31, 2014 Super User Posted March 31, 2014 Old method was asking for help. My philosophy is. If your gonna stand and watch you might as well be helpful. My new mwthod, I make a 15 second attempt before dropping trowel and taking a #2 while wizzing in the cup. Done it on the last 4 test. I find it makes the watcher extremely uncomfortable. One before this choked gagged and stuck his head out of the room. OMG, I'm in tears here...I have absolutely no response for that, the visual is enough. Quote
Super User deaknh03 Posted March 31, 2014 Super User Posted March 31, 2014 Old method was asking for help. My philosophy is. If your gonna stand and watch you might as well be helpful. My new mwthod, I make a 15 second attempt before dropping trowel and taking a #2 while wizzing in the cup. Done it on the last 4 test. I find it makes the watcher extremely uncomfortable. One before this choked gagged and stuck his head out of the room. and that was before you dropped your drawers. Quote
tipptruck1 Posted March 31, 2014 Posted March 31, 2014 You ever ask for a magazine while you are in there. Quote
Super User Grizzn N Bassin Posted March 31, 2014 Super User Posted March 31, 2014 Lmao every time Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted March 31, 2014 Author Super User Posted March 31, 2014 I believe the mods have gotten used to my shenanigans. Last time they swarmed my thread like a freaking swat team. This time not even a peep. Quote
Super User slonezp Posted March 31, 2014 Super User Posted March 31, 2014 Old method was asking for help. My philosophy is. If your gonna stand and watch you might as well be helpful. My new mwthod, I make a 15 second attempt before dropping trowel and taking a #2 while wizzing in the cup. Done it on the last 4 test. I find it makes the watcher extremely uncomfortable. One before this choked gagged and stuck his head out of the room. Monkey see...monkey doo doo 1 Quote
Super User Redlinerobert Posted March 31, 2014 Super User Posted March 31, 2014 I believe the mods have gotten used to my shenanigans. Last time they swarmed my thread like a freaking swat team. This time not even a peep. That's because they're still wiping the coffee/soda/tea/Budweiser off of their screen and keyboard. Quote
Super User 00 mod Posted April 1, 2014 Super User Posted April 1, 2014 I believe the mods have gotten used to my shenanigans. Last time they swarmed my thread like a freaking swat team. This time not even a peep. Oh we still "peeped". At least I did! That's because they're still wiping the bourbon/tequila/good beer off of their screen and keyboard. Fixed it for ya! Jeff 3 Quote
Super User Fishing Rhino Posted April 1, 2014 Super User Posted April 1, 2014 Old method was asking for help. My philosophy is. If your gonna stand and watch you might as well be helpful. My new mwthod, I make a 15 second attempt before dropping trowel and taking a #2 while wizzing in the cup. Done it on the last 4 test. I find it makes the watcher extremely uncomfortable. One before this choked gagged and stuck his head out of the room. Trowel? I though you were a wannabe electrician, not a mason. I have to ask, why do you bring a trowel into the bathroom with you? Quote
Super User slonezp Posted April 1, 2014 Super User Posted April 1, 2014 Trowel? I though you were a wannabe electrician, not a mason. I have to ask, why do you bring a trowel into the bathroom with you? It's for a clean finish. 1 Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted April 1, 2014 Author Super User Posted April 1, 2014 It's for a clean finish. ROFLMFAO! I honestly just laughed out loud. Quote
Super User Fishing Rhino Posted April 1, 2014 Super User Posted April 1, 2014 It's for a clean finish. Why not a pointing tool. You know, the thingy they use to hollow out the mortar in the gaps. 2 Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted April 1, 2014 Author Super User Posted April 1, 2014 Why not a pointing tool. You know, the thingy they use to hollow out the mortar in the gaps. ROFLMFAO!!!! Quote
Global Moderator Bluebasser86 Posted April 1, 2014 Global Moderator Posted April 1, 2014 I believe you were a day early on the April Fool's gag there Quote
Super User SirSnookalot Posted April 1, 2014 Super User Posted April 1, 2014 Last time I needed a urine sample I had Arlo Guthrie to stand in for me. Quote
Super User deaknh03 Posted April 1, 2014 Super User Posted April 1, 2014 Last time I needed a urine sample I had Arlo Guthrie to stand in for me. Thats like having Charles Bukowski attend an AA meeting for you. Quote
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