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So you are telling me Raider. That both your sister in law and mother in law are 5x5s. Would you do a package deal for them both? I will let you be the first to hunt them.

You'd have to throw in a couple FUPA friendly wheelbarrows to make it worthwhile.

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  • Super User
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If thats what your mother in law looks like, I pray for your future, as you know what they say....

My Mother In Law is a alcoholic that won't leave her chair to get a cup of water. She drinks 7 days a week 365 days a year. Once 5 o'clock hits. Its home for the night. 2 bottles of wine, a bottle of champagne, and 14 Icehouse Tallboys. On the weekends its 2 bottles of champagne, 2 bottles of wine, and 24 pack of Icehouse Tallboys.

My wife goes to the gym and is somewhat active.

  • Super User
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So you are telling me Raider. That both your sister in law and mother in law are 5x5s. Would you do a package deal for them both? I will let you be the first to hunt them.

My mother in law is 5ft 9in.

ROFLMAO!

  • Super User
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My Mother In Law is a alcoholic that won't leave her chair to get a cup of water. She drinks 7 days a week 365 days a year. Once 5 o'clock hits. Its home for the night. 2 bottles of wine, a bottle of champagne, and 14 Icehouse Tallboys. On the weekends its 2 bottles of champagne, 2 bottles of wine, and 24 pack of Icehouse Tallboys.

My wife goes to the gym and is somewhat active.

Good to know she doesn't go too overboard on the weekends...

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I have alot of tire tracks in the soft ground in my yard, would she be good for rolling them flat? Does she come with an extension handle? If so, i'm willing to give you what your asking, plus a banana.

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Im going to up the ante here. If she can eat a couple pine boards and crap me out a book shelf I would be very interested. I have a small pile of finger and toenail clippings, a vintage "mountain" lp and a signed vhs from susan powter, all to trade.

  • Super User
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You calling someone else a beach ball, now thats funny. 

 

Go fishing and quit griping.

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  • Super User
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You calling someone else a beach ball, now thats funny. 

 

Go fishing and quit griping.

I view myself as more of a beach melon. Not as round as I am tall. :grin:

  • Super User
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Im going to up the ante here. If she can eat a couple pine boards and crap me out a book shelf I would be very interested. I have a small pile of finger and toenail clippings, a vintage "mountain" lp and a signed vhs from susan powter, all to trade.

  

I have alot of tire tracks in the soft ground in my yard, would she be good for rolling them flat? Does she come with an extension handle? If so, i'm willing to give you what your asking, plus a banana.

Sounds like a bidding war!

  • Super User
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I think I can see an icehouse tallboy hiding in her belly button. Down near her cankles.

  • Super User
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"The looser the waistband the deeper the quicksand, or so I have read"-This is Spinal Tap

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"The looser the waistband the deeper the quicksand, or so I have read"-This is Spinal Tap

lol love that movie

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Raider I pray that your sis in law never finds this thread.....

 

But yet it is friggin hilarious!! Thanks for keeping my night shift going....

  • Super User
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Exactly what is peeking out from under the moo-moo???

I think it's a knee?

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That's her belly button....take another look things that belong somewhere else are somewhere else.

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Quote name="tipptrsure," post="1491619" timestamp="1396122153"]Raider I have a few questions first.

1. What dose it cost to feed her daily? 

2. Is the cost by the lb or quarter. Like you can buy cows and pigs.

3. Would she be considered a exotic animal?

4. If she is classified as exotic. Is she safe enough to have around kids. Also could I use her for safaris like they do rhinos. You know the ones that use a dart gun. I bet I could make a killing doing that.

Probably around two tonnes of feed daily.

Possibly exotic. I'm not terribly sure though. Could glue a horn to her head and actually pass her off as a rhino. Using her as exotic hunting would work greatly. Probably make a fortune.

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That's her belly button....take another look things that belong somewhere else are somewhere else.

I didn't say it was her knee I think she's holding someone against their will down there

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