Super User slonezp Posted March 30, 2014 Super User Posted March 30, 2014 So you are telling me Raider. That both your sister in law and mother in law are 5x5s. Would you do a package deal for them both? I will let you be the first to hunt them. You'd have to throw in a couple FUPA friendly wheelbarrows to make it worthwhile. 1 Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted March 30, 2014 Author Super User Posted March 30, 2014 If thats what your mother in law looks like, I pray for your future, as you know what they say.... My Mother In Law is a alcoholic that won't leave her chair to get a cup of water. She drinks 7 days a week 365 days a year. Once 5 o'clock hits. Its home for the night. 2 bottles of wine, a bottle of champagne, and 14 Icehouse Tallboys. On the weekends its 2 bottles of champagne, 2 bottles of wine, and 24 pack of Icehouse Tallboys. My wife goes to the gym and is somewhat active. Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted March 30, 2014 Author Super User Posted March 30, 2014 So you are telling me Raider. That both your sister in law and mother in law are 5x5s. Would you do a package deal for them both? I will let you be the first to hunt them.My mother in law is 5ft 9in.ROFLMAO! Quote
Super User Jigfishn10 Posted March 30, 2014 Super User Posted March 30, 2014 My Mother In Law is a alcoholic that won't leave her chair to get a cup of water. She drinks 7 days a week 365 days a year. Once 5 o'clock hits. Its home for the night. 2 bottles of wine, a bottle of champagne, and 14 Icehouse Tallboys. On the weekends its 2 bottles of champagne, 2 bottles of wine, and 24 pack of Icehouse Tallboys. My wife goes to the gym and is somewhat active. Good to know she doesn't go too overboard on the weekends... Quote
Chris186 Posted March 30, 2014 Posted March 30, 2014 I have alot of tire tracks in the soft ground in my yard, would she be good for rolling them flat? Does she come with an extension handle? If so, i'm willing to give you what your asking, plus a banana. 1 Quote
Super User deaknh03 Posted March 31, 2014 Super User Posted March 31, 2014 Im going to up the ante here. If she can eat a couple pine boards and crap me out a book shelf I would be very interested. I have a small pile of finger and toenail clippings, a vintage "mountain" lp and a signed vhs from susan powter, all to trade. Quote
Super User fishinfiend Posted March 31, 2014 Super User Posted March 31, 2014 You calling someone else a beach ball, now thats funny. Go fishing and quit griping. 1 Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted March 31, 2014 Author Super User Posted March 31, 2014 You calling someone else a beach ball, now thats funny. Go fishing and quit griping. I view myself as more of a beach melon. Not as round as I am tall. Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted March 31, 2014 Author Super User Posted March 31, 2014 Im going to up the ante here. If she can eat a couple pine boards and crap me out a book shelf I would be very interested. I have a small pile of finger and toenail clippings, a vintage "mountain" lp and a signed vhs from susan powter, all to trade. I have alot of tire tracks in the soft ground in my yard, would she be good for rolling them flat? Does she come with an extension handle? If so, i'm willing to give you what your asking, plus a banana. Sounds like a bidding war! Quote
Super User slonezp Posted March 31, 2014 Super User Posted March 31, 2014 Holy Cow Nothing holy about that cow 1 Quote
Super User deaknh03 Posted March 31, 2014 Super User Posted March 31, 2014 I think I can see an icehouse tallboy hiding in her belly button. Down near her cankles. Quote
Super User Grizzn N Bassin Posted March 31, 2014 Super User Posted March 31, 2014 I think I can see an icehouse tallboy hiding in her belly button. Down near her cankles. i dont what to look that indepth .ill take your word for it Quote
Super User slonezp Posted March 31, 2014 Super User Posted March 31, 2014 "The looser the waistband the deeper the quicksand, or so I have read"-This is Spinal Tap 2 Quote
Super User fishinfiend Posted March 31, 2014 Super User Posted March 31, 2014 "The looser the waistband the deeper the quicksand, or so I have read"-This is Spinal Tap lol love that movie Quote
Super User Root beer Posted April 1, 2014 Super User Posted April 1, 2014 Make that -$45,000,000 with a prenup should I get tired of her. Quote
quanjig Posted April 2, 2014 Posted April 2, 2014 Exactly what is peeking out from under the moo-moo??? 1 Quote
KritterGitter Posted April 4, 2014 Posted April 4, 2014 Raider I pray that your sis in law never finds this thread..... But yet it is friggin hilarious!! Thanks for keeping my night shift going.... Quote
Super User Hi Salenity Posted April 4, 2014 Super User Posted April 4, 2014 Exactly what is peeking out from under the moo-moo??? I think it's a knee? Quote
Maico1 Posted April 4, 2014 Posted April 4, 2014 That's her belly button....take another look things that belong somewhere else are somewhere else. Quote
Super User Fishing Rhino Posted April 4, 2014 Super User Posted April 4, 2014 Does she have GOODYEAR tattooed along her sides? Quote
Super User Fishing Rhino Posted April 4, 2014 Super User Posted April 4, 2014 Quote name="tipptrsure," post="1491619" timestamp="1396122153"]Raider I have a few questions first. 1. What dose it cost to feed her daily? 2. Is the cost by the lb or quarter. Like you can buy cows and pigs. 3. Would she be considered a exotic animal? 4. If she is classified as exotic. Is she safe enough to have around kids. Also could I use her for safaris like they do rhinos. You know the ones that use a dart gun. I bet I could make a killing doing that. Probably around two tonnes of feed daily. Possibly exotic. I'm not terribly sure though. Could glue a horn to her head and actually pass her off as a rhino. Using her as exotic hunting would work greatly. Probably make a fortune. Quote
Super User Hi Salenity Posted April 4, 2014 Super User Posted April 4, 2014 That's her belly button....take another look things that belong somewhere else are somewhere else.I didn't say it was her knee I think she's holding someone against their will down there Quote
Super User Fishing Rhino Posted April 4, 2014 Super User Posted April 4, 2014 Rodney Dangerfield in Back To School. "Does she look at a menu and say Yes!" Quote
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