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For those of you thinking that my previous post is a typo, it's not. What that means is Raider must give me $15 mil to take her off his hand.

I knew what it meant. I actually expected that. :D

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Raider I have a few questions first.

1. What dose it cost to feed her daily? 

2. Is the cost by the lb or quarter. Like you can buy cows and pigs.

3. Would she be considered a exotic animal?

4. If she is classified as exotic. Is she safe enough to have around kids. Also could I use her for safaris like they do rhinos. You know the ones that use a dart gun. I bet I could make a killing doing that.

  • Super User
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Tipptruck, do I hear wedding bells in your future? 

I wasn't expecting that, very nicely done.

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Not at all. You know my thoughts on that all ready. Plus she is way to short. I like my women closer to 6ft. I also don't mind meat on the bones. Just a 5x5 is to munch. Not enough jack or Guinness in the world. To make that look good.

 

I am looking at this as a way to make money. I could let her run around in the woods. While rednecks pay me. So they can hunt her.

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5 feet tall x 5 feet round....I'll bet that fireball puts off some heat at night! Sleeping beside her would probably warm a man to the core.

Does it Raider?

Ask her 125 lb husband. I wouldnt touch that girl with your junk and tipptrucks butt pushing.
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Quote name="tipptrsure," post="1491619" timestamp="1396122153"]Raider I have a few questions first.

1. What dose it cost to feed her daily? 

2. Is the cost by the lb or quarter. Like you can buy cows and pigs.

3. Would she be considered a exotic animal?

4. If she is classified as exotic. Is she safe enough to have around kids. Also could I use her for safaris like they do rhinos. You know the ones that use a dart gun. I bet I could make a killing doing that.

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Raider I do not want my butt used for that. My mind is now intrigued though. Maybe I should hit the bars to find a 5x5. I will take a hit for all mankind. Just to find out the amount of heat they put out.


 

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Raider I do not want my butt used for that. My mind is now intrigued though. Maybe I should hit the bars to find a 5x5. I will take a hit for all mankind. Just to find out the amount of heat they put out.

ROFLMFAO!

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You know I am on to some thing right here. I can see it know. 

 

Hi Tipptruck Mays here. We all have furnaces for the winter. But what happens when its still too cold in the house? You could turn up the thermostat. What will that do really? It will take hours to warm the house a few degrees. While you are still freezing you butt off. Then there are them electric blankets. They are also nice. But why risk your family's life with them. When I got some better for you. For the low cost of a bag of corn, or a hay bale daily. You to can have your own 5x5. They are great for ball games. Great for lazy weekends inside. They are really great for keeping you warm in bed. So why deal with furnaces or outdated electric blankets. When for the low cost of 19.99 plus freight shipping of 500 dollars. You can have your very own 5x5. If you act now. I will include another for a friend. But that is not all. If you act now. I will drop the price to 15.99. I will also include the nagging mother in law. That is right folks. For the low cost of 15.99. You get one 5x5 for you and a friend. Plus a nagging mother in law for you and a friend.

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So you are telling me Raider. That both your sister in law and mother in law are 5x5s. Would you do a package deal for them both? I will let you be the first to hunt them.

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Holy crap son! That's a picture of my Mother In Law! I ain't even about joking! :surprised:

If thats what your mother in law looks like, I pray for your future, as you know what they say....

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