If He Lived In.......

[Sam]

GUN COLLECTING

You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had (by rough estimate) 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel. By Southern California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds would be called "mentally unstable."

 

Just imagine if he lived elsewhere:

In Michigan, he’d be called “The last white guy still living in Detroit.”

In Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector."

In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun collector."

In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared," but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.”

In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would want to have for a friend."

In Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy.”

In Alabama, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."

In Georgia, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."

In North Carolina, Virginia, Louisiana, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky and South Carolina he would be called "a deer hunting buddy."

 

And in Texas he's just "Bubba” who's a little short on ammo."

[nick76]

Lol, that was pretty funny. The Michigan one is a little off though. There are no white guys left in Detroit so they would probably assume he belonged to the Michigan Militia.

[Brian Needham]

out of fear of this topic being severely moderated or locked...... I would change "last white guy in detroit" to something else.

[Cgrinder]

There are a lot of white dudes in midtown Detroit. They are just hipsters though.

[ak47soulja22]

He seems to just be prepared. It's not like he can carry all that at once lol.