dave Posted March 10, 2014 Posted March 10, 2014 From ESPN callers: Chuck Norris has a bear skin rug. The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move. Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding. When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number, you pick up the wrong call. Quote
Super User Munkin Posted March 10, 2014 Super User Posted March 10, 2014 Chuck Norris made Journey stop believing Chuck Norris makes webbles fall down Allen Quote
Mike2841 Posted March 10, 2014 Posted March 10, 2014 go to google, type in "where is chuck norris" and click I'm feeling lucky. Quote
EvanT123 Posted March 11, 2014 Posted March 11, 2014 Chuck Norris doesn't always fish braid but when he does he cuts it with his stubble. Quote
Super User Root beer Posted March 11, 2014 Super User Posted March 11, 2014 Chuck Norris was actually ran out of a Chinese restaurant by its ladle wielding owner. 1 Quote
scrutch Posted March 11, 2014 Posted March 11, 2014 Mosquitos don't bite him out of pure respect. Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... While it's raining. 1 Quote
Super User SirSnookalot Posted March 11, 2014 Super User Posted March 11, 2014 24883099_BG1.jpg Got to be the ugliest guy I have ever seen in my live.........he did ridie off in the sunsets with Jessica Alba in Machete. Quote
Super User iabass8 Posted March 11, 2014 Super User Posted March 11, 2014 Chuck norris doesnt age Quote
The Rooster Posted March 11, 2014 Posted March 11, 2014 Chuck norris doesnt age The rest of the world gets younger. That's how you have to finish that. Quote
Ima Bass Ninja Posted March 12, 2014 Posted March 12, 2014 Chick Norris died 20 years ago. Death is just to afraid to tell him. Quote
basshole8190 Posted March 12, 2014 Posted March 12, 2014 Chuck noriss and lance armstrong got into who had the most balls contest... chuck norris won by 12 Quote
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