Raider For President

[Raider Nation Fisher]

Hey basshat...I'm a REAL southerner; unlike you, you carpetbaggin' tool jockey. You're all hat and no cattle. Scrapple and souse in every pot! Cornbread for all! Collards and catfish will rule the day!

:-)

Naw. Northern Southern maybe. You ain't gonna find a man in the Deep South that eats Scrapple. Now Souse meat is another story.

Easy with that carpet bagging talk. I still got relatives to the north of you. They ain't as easy going as me. My granpop was pure blooded Ukrainian. The Italians won't even mess with us.

Also the tool jockey remark was uncalled for. I'm what they called skilled labor. Don't refer to me as a common laborer.

Your fiesty. How would you like a cabinet position?

[tipptruck1]

Hey Radier, Not all of use Yankees eat scrapple. I have never seen it, or had it in my 28years.

[Raider Nation Fisher]

Hey Radier, Not all of use Yankees eat scrapple. I have never seen it, or had it in my 28years.

I don't think any of my Yankee relatives have either. Well aside from the ones in New Jersey.

[VolFan]

All German here baby, we'll get you before you know it's coming. And Southern, so all my friends will jump in while our girlfriends/wives/baby mamas talk ish for us (not necessarily different people). You keep your dandy relatives in the North where they can buy their crocodile shoes, velvet skinny pants and such. You need some guys with late model trucks, olds 88s, and anything else that fits on blocks in the yard. You don't need the White House, you need the Biltmore. Listen Wire Rider, you want to bring the noise as El Jefe, you need to hit a couple chitlin suppers to put some hair on your chest and get you out with real people.

[VolFan]

AND ANOTHER THING...you're a RAIDERS fan! You're not even a good front runner! I'll bet you still like Hanson and the Backstreet Boys. I mean...the window was narrow. You still rock in' critter pants and boat shoes? Driven' a Fiero? We need a man in the House that can skin and gut a squirrel (in the same motion mind you) and handle Putin at the same time!

[VolFan]

So...yeah...can I be Secretary of the Interior?

[slonezp]

So...yeah...can I be Secretary of the Interior?

Only if you look good in a skirt

[VolFan]

For dog and country? I'll give it a shot...

[Raider Nation Fisher]

AND ANOTHER THING...you're a RAIDERS fan! You're not even a good front runner! I'll bet you still like Hanson and the Backstreet Boys. I mean...the window was narrow. You still rock in' critter pants and boat shoes? Driven' a Fiero? We need a man in the House that can skin and gut a squirrel (in the same motion mind you) and handle Putin at the same time!

MmmmmmmBop smoke some rock an listen to do whop.(Apparently the real spelling is a wordy dird) Or something like that.

[Hi Salenity]

I see this being ran like a 1% club I want my Cut!

[Raider Nation Fisher]

I see this being ran like a 1% club I want my Cut!

That's the general gist of it. Rocking those three piece patches!

[Raider Nation Fisher]

All German here baby, we'll get you before you know it's coming. And Southern, so all my friends will jump in while our girlfriends/wives/baby mamas talk ish for us (not necessarily different people). You keep your dandy relatives in the North where they can buy their crocodile shoes, velvet skinny pants and such. You need some guys with late model trucks, olds 88s, and anything else that fits on blocks in the yard. You don't need the White House, you need the Biltmore. Listen Wire Rider, you want to bring the noise as El Jefe, you need to hit a couple chitlin suppers to put some hair on your chest and get you out with real people.

Ain't never heard wire rider before!

ROFLMAO!!

[tipptruck1]

RFFR

[Jigfishn10]

RFFR

Pardon my ignorance, but translation please?

[tipptruck1]

Its biker club/gang slang. What I said. Raider forever forever Raider. I just shorted it. Since some one said this has the fell of a 1% bike club. I figured I would make sound like a bike club.

[quanjig]

Truly interesting, the goings on of this administration, me likey!! All except the scrapple ban, born and raised Virginia, that stuff is full on goodness!!

[Jigfishn10]

Ah, gotchya tipp

[Dwight Hottle]

You can't do any worse.

[Hi Salenity]

You can't do any worse.

I think we can tweak that into a campaign slogan?

[Redlinerobert]

Raider and Tipptruck.

 

We.  Are.  Doomed. 

[slonezp]

Found our global warming tzar

[tipptruck1]

Raider and Tipptruck.

 

We.  Are.  Doomed. 

Don't worry about me. I might have temper. But I will be in other county's bars, beaches, and fine woman to worry.  Its Raider that has the nuke launch codes. So think about that.

[Raider Nation Fisher]

Don't worry about me. I might have temper. But I will be in other county's bars, beaches, and fine woman to worry.  Its Raider that has the nuke launch codes. So think about that.

Oh yeah baby! I can make places glow in the dark!

[K_Mac]

After reading through this thread, I have a couple of thoughts  . Raider I think you should appeal to Long Mike's patriotism and sense of duty to convince him to take a position in your new administration. You need someone to translate for you and Tip, not only for foreign folk, but for most of the English speaking world. .ghoti.'s greater than room temperature IQ makes him a fine choice for a new position: Ambassador to the Middle East. Heaven knows we need someone with good sense in that region, and he may be as close to that as you have available. I also like Redline for Secretary of the Treasury, although his liking of the finer things may be a potential problem given his access to the printing presses.

 

Finally I would like to offer my services as an adviser. While I have little in the way of qualifications, I can speak in more or less complete sentences and would like to be in a position to take advantage of the largess sure to come from a man of your..er...caliber. 

[slonezp]

After reading through this thread, I have a couple of thoughts  . Raider I think you should appeal to Long Mike's patriotism and sense of duty to convince him to take a position in your new administration. You need someone to translate for you and Tip, not only for foreign folk, but for most of the English speaking world. .ghoti.'s greater than room temperature IQ makes him a fine choice for a new position: Ambassador to the Middle East. Heaven knows we need someone with good sense in that region, and he may be as close to that as you have available. I also like Redline for Secretary of the Treasury, although his liking of the finer things may be a potential problem given his access to the printing presses.

 

Finally I would like to offer my services as an adviser. While I have little in the way of qualifications, I can speak in more or less complete sentences and would like to be in a position to take advantage of the largess sure to come from a man of your..er...caliber. 

The above is fine except for one thing. Your self appointment as an advisor.. I'm not sure Raiders constituents can understand complete sentences.