Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted March 3, 2014 Author Super User Posted March 3, 2014 I thought no political threads on BR? Oh wait, I forgot. This is make believe. This I about as political as a bear using the potty in the woods. However in some states that may be considered political. So I'm gonna say no. Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted March 3, 2014 Author Super User Posted March 3, 2014 Sweet! Wait do I have to wear a suit and tie for this job. If not I vote the banana hammock as official work wear.I was gonna go with camo pants and sleeveless shirts. However if you wanna rock a banana hammock while overseas then by all means. Quote
Super User Root beer Posted March 3, 2014 Super User Posted March 3, 2014 My guess is that there's going to be an executive order for ban on use of ladle. 1 Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted March 3, 2014 Author Super User Posted March 3, 2014 My guess is there going be an executive order on ban of use of ladle. That's my first piece of legislation. Quote
Super User Long Mike Posted March 3, 2014 Super User Posted March 3, 2014 My guess is there going be an executive order on ban of use of ladle. LMAO! Quote
VolFan Posted March 3, 2014 Posted March 3, 2014 As far as moving the White House...you know that's harder than puttin' the wheels back on and moving it to a new park, right? 3 Quote
Super User Redlinerobert Posted March 3, 2014 Super User Posted March 3, 2014 Raider, I like what you've done with the place. 5 Quote
Super User Jigfishn10 Posted March 3, 2014 Super User Posted March 3, 2014 Who the hell are you callin a Yankee? I was born in Arkansas and grew up in Louisiana. Yankees, Ptooie! That said, I must regretfully decline Raider's kind offer to be speech writer. For one thing I would find it impossible to keep the words simple enough for him to even understand them, much less speak them. Secondly, all of my time is being devoted to my new book on fishing. It will be devoted to identifying fish by only their tails, and then pursuing them. It will be titled "How to chase tail." Just as well Mike, I was gonna fire you...LMAO Good luck on the book, I'll look for it on Amazon... Quote
Stlbob Posted March 3, 2014 Posted March 3, 2014 I am also from the great state Arkansas,where the best white lightin' is made..I shall be the am'bass' ador of corn squezzen's.Nothing but the best,served in the offical glass of white lightin' a mason jar..all hail Raider 1 Quote
Super User Fishing Rhino Posted March 3, 2014 Super User Posted March 3, 2014 So is that a yes or no to your nomination? I have no qualifications, integrity, or character. Of course I accept it. 1 Quote
aceman387 Posted March 3, 2014 Posted March 3, 2014 Rumor has it that you have brought back Monica Lewinsky to be a member of your staff team, is this correct information ? 1 Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted March 3, 2014 Author Super User Posted March 3, 2014 Rumor has it that you have brought back Monica Lewinsky to be a member of your staff team, is this correct information ? It might be. I'm not currently able to answer that inquiry though. Quote
Super User Hi Salenity Posted March 3, 2014 Super User Posted March 3, 2014 Thought for the day......RaiderCare Can we get some details on your "visions" of this? 1 Quote
Super User Jigfishn10 Posted March 3, 2014 Super User Posted March 3, 2014 Thought for the day......RaiderCare Can we get some details on your "visions" of this? I think you should head up the Department of Health...Anyone who can sit down and consume a vender's pack of Slim Jim's and lived to tell about it should definitely be the Heath Department head!...LOL 3 Quote
jonesey1961 Posted March 4, 2014 Posted March 4, 2014 Stlbob are you from Sugar grove some of the best can be found there. Quote
Super User .ghoti. Posted March 4, 2014 Super User Posted March 4, 2014 I was going apply for Speaker of the House. I'm qualified. I can speak, and I have a house. But, my IQ is significantly higher than room temperature, which makes me completely unsuited for the job. 1 Quote
Super User Hi Salenity Posted March 4, 2014 Super User Posted March 4, 2014 I think you should head up the Department of Health...Anyone who can sit down and consume a vender's pack of Slim Jim's and lived to tell about it should definitely be the Heath Department head!...LOL I just saw this, I'm in! 1 Quote
Super User Jigfishn10 Posted March 4, 2014 Super User Posted March 4, 2014 I just saw this, I'm in! As Raider's Secretary of the Labor Department, your hired! Ahem, just let me run that by Raider before you tell your family... Quote
Super User Fishing Rhino Posted March 4, 2014 Super User Posted March 4, 2014 As the Secretary of State, I hereby declare this thread to be a sorry state of affairs. 1 Quote
Super User Hi Salenity Posted March 4, 2014 Super User Posted March 4, 2014 I've built Dozens of AKs,ARs, PSL and a G3, I was hoping for Master Of Arms but 1 box of Slim Jim's and I get to lead the Health Department. I am sad to say I've been ordered to BANN Scrapple from the powers above me. 1 Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted March 5, 2014 Author Super User Posted March 5, 2014 There will be an uprising! Yeah of love and admiration. Now bow before your Ruler! I mean uhhh.... President. Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted March 5, 2014 Author Super User Posted March 5, 2014 Of Scrappling! Who's with me?!?!?!?! That filthy meat is an abomination. Only fit for peasents and urchins. I would be willing to allow it. IF I were to instate a Scrapple tax in order to help cover Raidercare. The way you Northerner's go through Scrapple. I could say, institute a 25 cents on the pound tax. That in and of itself would generate billions. Quote
VolFan Posted March 5, 2014 Posted March 5, 2014 Hey basshat...I'm a REAL southerner; unlike you, you carpetbaggin' tool jockey. You're all hat and no cattle. Scrapple and souse in every pot! Cornbread for all! Collards and catfish will rule the day! :-) 1 Quote
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