Dear Raider,

[roadwarrior]

Dear Raider,

What do you think of guys who are members of a popular fishing forum, but they RARELY discuss fishing or fishing gear.? It would seem they are important and core members but the general community on said forums don't know who they are as fisherman.

Hell I still think said person is the UNDERCOVER moderator and unquestioned ruler of the everything else forum. Lol

 

If said person really exists and is actually domiciled in Alabama, one should expect to make

his acquaintance at the RoadTrip.

[.ghoti.]

If said person really exists and is actually domiciled in Alabama, one should expect to make

his acquaintance at the RoadTrip.

Looks like Birmingham is about two hours from Wilson Lake. No excuses Raider. It's time to crap or fart twice and get off the can.

This crazy Yankee will give up one night's festivities to drive down and pick up your crazy arse.

[Raider Nation Fisher]

Looks like Birmingham is about two hours from Wilson Lake. No excuses Raider. It's time to crap or fart twice and get off the can.

This crazy Yankee will give up one night's festivities to drive down and pick up your crazy arse.

  

If said person really exists and is actually domiciled in Alabama, one should expect to make

his acquaintance at the RoadTrip.

Im planning to go up there for a few nights and days. My current job has drug out longer than expected. They are talking about it running into may now. I'll probably try an take off Friday and head up Thursday night.

[Raider Nation Fisher]

Dear Raider,

What do you think of guys who are members of a popular fishing forum, but they RARELY discuss fishing or fishing gear.? It would seem they are important and core members but the general community on said forums don't know who they are as fisherman.

Hell I still think said person is the UNDERCOVER moderator and unquestioned ruler of the everything else forum. Lol

Dear Teal,

I'm one of the best crankbait fishermen I know. I can finesse a crankbait like others do a jig. I catch fish year round on them. I even have another member here that was custom painting my cranks for me.

[Redlinerobert]

Dear Raider.

 

Which came first?  The chicken or the egg? 

[roadwarrior]

  

Im planning to go up there for a few nights and days. My current job has drug out longer than expected. They are talking about it running into may now. I'll probably try an take off Friday and head up Thursday night.

 

Try to come Thursday afternoon. Long Mike and I are grilling burgers for the gang.

Ms. BassnChris (BeckieC) is baking her special beans, too. You don't need an ID,

you are welcome to 1 of my beers!

[Teal]

Dear Teal,

I'm one of the best crankbait fishermen I know. I can finesse a crankbait like others do a jig. I catch fish year round on them. I even have another member here that was custom painting my cranks for me.

Dear CrankinRaider,

I'm a heavy cover/ shallow cover guy. I have an affinity for jigs, and big sqaurebills. I like to punch too.

I build my own jigs and I fish them year round.

Sincerely JigginTeal

Now we are acquainted as fisherman. Lol.

You know I give you crap. But I look forward to the say when u bring ur bama butt up here and fish with me

[Teal]

Its so hard for me to get off in the month of May. I wish Wilson Lake wasn't 10-11 hrs away.

[Raider Nation Fisher]

Try to come Thursday afternoon. Long Mike and I are grilling burgers for the gang.

Ms. BassnChris (BeckieC) is baking her special beans, too. You don't need an ID,

you are welcome to 1 of my beers!

I will definitely try an make it on Thursday. May not be till 7pm. But I will definitely try for it.

[Raider Nation Fisher]

Dear Raider ~

This is Great. Being able to tap into your vast book of knowledge & experience is such a blessing. I feel so fortunate to have the ability to ask you questions. I just have so many swirling around inside my head. Here's my top ten . . . .

1. What do you do if you fall off a cliff ?

2. What does Grinch Mean Time mean ?

3. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house ?

4. What would happen if you were naked in space ?

5. Why is there no pine or apples in pineapples ?

6. Can you get a Black Belt in origami ?

7. What do you call it when people pull your pants down ?

8. Will tacos one day take over the world ?

9. Is it safe to sleep on the roof ?

10. What does Smurf meat taste like ?

Thanks in advance

A-Jay

Dear A-Jay,

1. You go splatter.

2. Its when the Grinch gets hateful about something.

3. 46 and a 1/2 for the standard size dog house. Using standard pancakes.

4. You would float.

5. Cause then they would taste like apple flavored gin, and smell like a tree.

6. Yes. Up to 7th degree.

7. Pantsing.

8. Only if they can all unite under one sauce.

9. Depends if your tied off in a body harness. Even if not I'm gonna say yes cause I've done it before.

10. Blueberry mixed with mouse.

[Raider Nation Fisher]

11. Why is it called "taking" a dump?

Dear deaknh03,

Only disgusting people "take" a dump. Normal people "leave" a dump.

[FD.]

Dear Raider,

 

If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

[00 mod]

Dear Raider,

What is the meaning of life?

 

00 Mod

[Raider Nation Fisher]

Dear Raider,

 

If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Dear FishinDaddy,

It turns purple. However if you cook a smurf it turns white.

[Raider Nation Fisher]

Dear Raider,

What is the meaning of life?

 

00 Mod

Dear 00 Mod,

Its simple. Fishing is the purpose of life. Fishing and hunting. More so fishing. Meditate on it, and you will see I'm correct.

[Raider Nation Fisher]

Dear Raider.

Which came first? The chicken or the egg?

Dear Redlinerobert,

That's simple the fish.

[Root beer]

Dear Raider, 

 

I'm 24 years old with an accounting degree. I have been trading stocks and derivatives since the age of 19. Now that you know my credential, consider this: when I was in high school I used to work at Kmart. Kmart bought out Sears and it was orchestrated by a man named Edward Lampert, a billionaire hedge fund manager, who is on a slippery slope in the investment world. For the life of all things holy, I cannot figure out what the "K" stood for in "Kmart". Please shine some light onto this foolish debate in my head.

 

Best regards,

 

Your semi-favorite carbonated beverage friend.  

[slonezp]

Dear Raider,

If I choke a smurf it turns purple and cook a smurf it turns white. What happens when I smoke a smurf?

Signed

Peer Pressure is eating me up.

[Fishing Rhino]

The "K" is just a contraction of okay.  Someone asked if it was a good store, and someone else answered "K", not great, not bad, just ok, or "K".  As a nominated Secretarty of State in the Raider Cabinet, you are expected to know these things.

 

What I don't know is what state do I represent as the Secretary of State, and will I only be one of fifty secretaries of state?

[Raider Nation Fisher]

Dear Raider,

If I choke a smurf it turns purple and cook a smurf it turns white. What happens when I smoke a smurf?

Signed

Peer Pressure is eating me up.

Dear Peer Pressure is Eating me up,

If you smoke a smurf they turn either dark gray or black.

[00 mod]

Dear Raider,

 

1.Can you cry underwater?

2.How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

3.Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

4.If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

 

 

 

Signed,

 

More to come....

[Grizzn N Bassin]

Dear Raider,

 

1Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs? 

2)Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

 

3)If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

 

4)At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? 

5) If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

6)Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? 

 7) Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?

8)If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys?

 
9)How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

10)Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions? 

 

thank you for you time

[Redlinerobert]

Why doesn't McDonalds sell hot dogs??

 

[SirSnookalot]

Is this a free service?

Free advice is worthy exactly what it costs.  When I do need advice I ask my wife, that always costs me something.

[Fishing Rhino]

Dear Raider,

 

1Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs? 

2)Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

 

3)If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

 

4)At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? 

5) If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

6)Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? 

 7) Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?

8)If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys?

 

9)How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

10)Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions? 

 

thank you for you time

 

As for question number 3. The only "dog pile" I know of are the piles they "drop" or "take" (this topic has been covered elsewhere) on your lawn.  We do refer to a group of people stacked together as a "pig pile"  When I was a kid, if someone hollered "pig pile"  we'd jump on top of each other.

 

And for 9, there is a simple answer.  Put the handcuff on his wrist.  Wrap the remaining chain around his neck then attach the free handcuff beside the first.  A leg works as well as the neck in some cases.  Special training is required to determine which is the more effective.

 

I take the liberty to answer for Dear Raider only because  as his Secretary of State (see his presidential thread) we have discussed these two issues along with the Director of Homeland Security.