bassguytom Posted February 26, 2014 Posted February 26, 2014 " Fat bottomed girls you make the Rocken world go round!" - Queen. Said when I hook into a slob. Quote
EdsBar Posted February 26, 2014 Posted February 26, 2014 "Kick Bass" The "B" is in a different letter color. "Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime."--Jimmy Cannon And my personal favorite... "Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is just as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl."- Ernest Hemingway Quote
jeremyryanwebb Posted February 26, 2014 Posted February 26, 2014 "I really need to get better at fly fishing, but id rather have my hook stay in the water" Quote
macmichael Posted February 27, 2014 Posted February 27, 2014 Here's what I always tell my wife. We can go on my boat and catch some fish or We can go on your boat, ( riverboat casino), and be the fish!!! Quote
davi754 Posted February 27, 2014 Author Posted February 27, 2014 I go fishing so I can live. But I live to go fishing - Me Quote
FrogFreak Posted February 27, 2014 Posted February 27, 2014 this may be the worst fishing one liner. Should've been here yesterday. Just once I wish I had been there yesterday! Quote
plumworm Posted February 27, 2014 Posted February 27, 2014 All I "really ever wanted to do was go fishing" or," All I ever really wanted to do was go fishing" . " To know me, you must know this" . " I fish, therefore I am" . My Dads favorite: "dammit, I need to go fishing or I'll go nuts" My wife of 44 years: " If you don't get out of here and go fishing, I'll either kill you or myself" My daughter in law, " I hate you, you taught Mitch to fish when he was 5 and all he wants to do is fish".(guilty) . "Born to fish, forced to work " , Geeze, I got a bunch, but I'll quit with these. Tight lines my brothers of the angle/dangle. Quote
Super User Catt Posted February 27, 2014 Super User Posted February 27, 2014 The #1 key to consistently catching bass is between your ears not between the folds of your wallet! 1 Quote
Super User Ratherbfishing Posted February 27, 2014 Super User Posted February 27, 2014 A modification of the original: My wife said, if I went fishing again she was going to leave me. I sure wish she had said that years ago. Quote
macmichael Posted February 27, 2014 Posted February 27, 2014 another one I like is, Hey, you wanna hook up? 1 Quote
plumworm Posted March 1, 2014 Posted March 1, 2014 And your answer to that was: "sure, lets go upstream and spawn you smooth talker" Quote
kanasbassfisher08 Posted March 1, 2014 Posted March 1, 2014 60 percent of the time it works a 100 percent of the time! BOOYAH! i like it when you take a buddy fishing and he says oh man its raining guess we are leaving (as im putting on my rain gear) All the women want me and fish fear me! MERICA!!! Quote
Super User Sam Posted March 1, 2014 Super User Posted March 1, 2014 "Caught a lot of small ones." Tournament talk when you don't hit your limit or got skunked. 1 Quote
BuckMaxx Posted March 2, 2014 Posted March 2, 2014 "I gotta poop" I use it to get in my nonboaters head. Quote
Global Moderator Mike L Posted March 2, 2014 Global Moderator Posted March 2, 2014 "Where Ya going Papa, can I go"? "Gonna go rip some lip's baby" "Ok then see ya when you get back" Mike Quote
mnbassman23 Posted March 2, 2014 Posted March 2, 2014 I love fat girls. I wish I could find a t-shirt with that phrase. I don't think I'd wear it around my wife though. Make wise decisions Quote
Super User 00 mod Posted March 2, 2014 Super User Posted March 2, 2014 Heard this one over the weekend and I like it. When reeling in a dink, "This one is going for ski lessons!" Jeff 1 Quote
rangerboy Posted March 3, 2014 Posted March 3, 2014 at the end of every tournoment you always hear that some one lost the fish that would of won. Quote
Talonman Posted March 3, 2014 Posted March 3, 2014 When asked "where did you catch him at?' A curl up my finger like a fishing hook, stick it in my mouth, and mumble in broken language... "Oh right about here" Quote
AQUA VELVA Posted March 3, 2014 Posted March 3, 2014 When someone asks'', Are you a pretty good fisherman?'', I like to reply,'' You bet, I caught three bass twice once !'', just to see the expression on their faces. Quote
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