Super User webertime Posted February 23, 2014 Super User Posted February 23, 2014 You always go out after fat girls and end up bringing home little boys... 3 Quote
Super User geo g Posted February 23, 2014 Super User Posted February 23, 2014 Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn once in a while! Quote
mjseverson24 Posted February 23, 2014 Posted February 23, 2014 "here fishy fishy fishy" this usually doesn't come out till about 1:00 PM on a tournament day that isn't going well... Mitch 1 Quote
Super User *Hootie Posted February 23, 2014 Super User Posted February 23, 2014 Give a man fish...feed him for a day! Teach a man to fish... And you'll feed him for a lifetime, because he will spend all his money on fishing gear. Hootie Quote
seancombs Posted February 24, 2014 Posted February 24, 2014 "It was really tough out there today." I always wonder if the guy(s) saying that would rather be working..... Quote
gr8outdoorz Posted February 24, 2014 Posted February 24, 2014 The art of fly tying lies not in the beauty of a fly, but in the ability of a fly to fool a beauty 2 Quote
Super User bigbill Posted February 24, 2014 Super User Posted February 24, 2014 My saying is fact; It's not luck in fishing, the luck at the casino, it's skill in catching fish. A tough of fishing is still better than a good day at work. I'd rather be fishing than sitting on my easy chair watching fishing shows, maybe unless it's Hank Parker, Jimmy Houston, Bill Dance, fisherman guys, dime store fisherman, Jerry Mckinnis. Charlie the mad fisherman too. Quote
Jolly Green Posted February 24, 2014 Posted February 24, 2014 Whenever I'm driving past water with the boys I always yell, "Bye fish, catch ya later!" because I'm a firm believer in getting to your kids before they get to you. 2 Quote
pbrussell Posted February 25, 2014 Posted February 25, 2014 "How much does this fish weigh?" -Popular thread title at bassresource 2 Quote
MarksHooked Posted February 25, 2014 Posted February 25, 2014 "I got a new bass boat for my wife....helluva trade!" 1 Quote
Super User Bankbeater Posted February 25, 2014 Super User Posted February 25, 2014 "God does not deduct, from man's alloted time, those hours spent fishing". "A bad day fishing is still better than a day at work". 1 Quote
ColdSVT Posted February 25, 2014 Posted February 25, 2014 If i hook and lose a fish without seeing it she was a 5lber Quote
papajoe222 Posted February 25, 2014 Posted February 25, 2014 I love fat girls. I wish I could find a t-shirt with that phrase. I don't think I'd wear it around my wife though. 2 Quote
FrogFreak Posted February 25, 2014 Posted February 25, 2014 I usually say this when I start the day fishing: The lord sure paints the prettiest pictures. Then half way through the day without fish I say: Oh lord, please help me here. Then when I get a good bass buttoned up I say: Thank you lord! Then when I'm done and I've stayed out too long I say: Lord, I hope she's in a good mood. All in all I'm pretty sure the almighty is an avid fan of fisher people everywhere.since he is mentioned a lot during the day. 1 Quote
z7master167 Posted February 25, 2014 Posted February 25, 2014 My lines are People ask u havin any luck, i say no luck here all skill People ask what did u catch em on? I say 2/0 hook People ask what they're bitin on i say mosquito brains. Or everytime im jiggin or drop shotting a place n not gettin bit i always say i know theres a 5lber down there Quote
indianabasshunter Posted February 26, 2014 Posted February 26, 2014 "Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day." Quote
Boomer_bassin Posted February 26, 2014 Posted February 26, 2014 I have a metal sign i picked up at a car show that reads: Show off your rod, fish naked. My wife won't let it come near the house its permanant residence is the garage... 1 Quote
Basswhippa Posted February 26, 2014 Posted February 26, 2014 If she were a bass, she'd be on somebody's wall ! Quote
hookset on 3 Posted February 26, 2014 Posted February 26, 2014 We’ll It’s Late in the Day and the Suns Getting’ LowI Caught Me A Big ‘Un But I Let ‘Em GoI Sure Had Fun Just A Watchin’ Him Stretch My Line. Quote
Super User .ghoti. Posted February 26, 2014 Super User Posted February 26, 2014 this may be the worst fishing one liner. Should've been here yesterday. Quote
Super User Teal Posted February 26, 2014 Super User Posted February 26, 2014 this may be the worst fishing one liner. Should've been here yesterday. Gosh, I hate hearing that. Quote
grampa1114 Posted February 26, 2014 Posted February 26, 2014 Yeah...I fished here once.....but it was a long time ago..... 1 Quote
5 Dollar Fishing Game Posted February 26, 2014 Posted February 26, 2014 "Man, I hooked into a lunker but I lost it" Quote
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