Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted February 11, 2014 Super User Posted February 11, 2014 Hey Yankee's and Northern lying Southerners y'all enjoying that white crap and frozen water yet? The winter storm here is producing rain! Looks like I get to go take the boat out and go fishing for green fish again this weekend. I believe its supposed to be a frigid 60 down here. Just figured I would poke the bear a little. Oh, Slonezp, my little home told me to tell ya something. A pipefitter ain't nothing but a boiler maker that had his brains knocked out! Anyway y'all enjoy the blanket of white goodness covering the ground and everything else. 1 Quote
Jolly Green Posted February 11, 2014 Posted February 11, 2014 Ever seen an ice fishing dipper? It's like a ladle, only with holes in it for increased velocity... 6 Quote
Super User Jigfishn10 Posted February 11, 2014 Super User Posted February 11, 2014 Amazing how one changes his tune real quick after spending 10 hours in a truck because of the white stuff...LOL As far as fishing this weekend in 60* temps, I wish you nothing but the best of luck I hope you catch a cold!...J/K LOL...good luck bud! I will have to say, I am not looking forward to the 12" plus we're suppose to get this Thursday. 3 Quote
Super User flyfisher Posted February 11, 2014 Super User Posted February 11, 2014 Bring on the snow!! i am already off monday so if we could get two more days of "code red" meaning i am not required to go in to work, i could have a 5 day weekend in my future 1 Quote
Super User A-Jay Posted February 11, 2014 Super User Posted February 11, 2014 I Have Snow Fatigue ~ A-Jay 2 Quote
Super User slonezp Posted February 11, 2014 Super User Posted February 11, 2014 How do you know when a union electrician is dead? When the doughnut rolls out of his hand -10 today 5 Quote
Ima Bass Ninja Posted February 11, 2014 Posted February 11, 2014 Hey Yankee's and Northern lying Southerners y'all enjoying that white crap and frozen water yet? The winter storm here is producing rain! Looks like I get to go take the boat out and go fishing for green fish again this weekend. I believe its supposed to be a frigid 60 down here. Just figured I would poke the bear a little. Oh, Slonezp, my little home told me to tell ya something. A pipefitter ain't nothing but a boiler maker that had his brains knocked out! Anyway y'all enjoy the blanket of white goodness covering the ground and everything else. Holy crap you actually fish? 2 Quote
FishinCop646 Posted February 11, 2014 Posted February 11, 2014 All of this snow makes fishing a lot more enjoyable, seeing as how I can't just pack up and go to the lake everyday! Quote
Super User Jigfishn10 Posted February 11, 2014 Super User Posted February 11, 2014 Holy crap you actually fish? Yep, the real reason why Raider was chased out of an restaurant by an Asian man with a ladle was because he was fishing for the koi in the aquarium... Quote
Super User tomustang Posted February 11, 2014 Super User Posted February 11, 2014 I lived in the desert called california before, once that was done I realized a deeper appreciation for real season change and embrace true winter Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted February 12, 2014 Author Super User Posted February 12, 2014 Holy crap you actually fish? On occasion. It depends on whether or not I feel like going hunting or not. Sometimes I fish while I hunt. Especially in my one secret woodland refuge. The best hunting ground is only accessible by boat. Soooooooo what else whould I do while tracking up a river to my magic hunting ground. Generally, I also bass fish while stripe fishing too. Same with cat fishing. I can't sit still and watch a bobber for hours or even 30 minutes. I have ADHD and rarely drink to get buzzy. So that nixes drinking. Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted February 12, 2014 Author Super User Posted February 12, 2014 Yep, the real reason why Raider was chased out of an restaurant by an Asian man with a ladle was because he was fishing for the koi in the aquarium... That filthy bogger doesnt have an aquarium. Otherwise he would have cooked them and sold them. I used to make bank selling him carp back in the day. That man paid top dollar for them too. I might have to go snag some carp and offer them to him as an apology. Paid good money for turtles too..... 1 Quote
Super User deaknh03 Posted February 12, 2014 Super User Posted February 12, 2014 That filthy bogger doesnt have an aquarium. Otherwise he would have cooked them and sold them. I used to make bank selling him carp back in the day. That man paid top dollar for them too. I might have to go snag some carp and offer them to him as an apology. Paid good money for turtles too..... cats? 2 Quote
Super User retiredbosn Posted February 12, 2014 Super User Posted February 12, 2014 They're calling for an inch of ice here in the Augusta, GA Aiken SC area tonight and tomorrow. Quote
shootermcbob Posted February 12, 2014 Posted February 12, 2014 cats Nearly made Dr. Pepper spray out of my nostrils! Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted February 12, 2014 Author Super User Posted February 12, 2014 How do you know when a union electrician is dead? When the doughnut rolls out of his hand -10 today Ain't no doughnuts on this job so HA! So to continue. Q. What's the difference between a pipefitter and a box of puppies? A. The puppies eventually stop whining. 2 Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted February 12, 2014 Author Super User Posted February 12, 2014 cats? ROFLMAO! Quote
aquaholic Posted February 12, 2014 Posted February 12, 2014 The south will rise again, just as soon as the .5 inch of snow melts........... 1 Quote
Super User Jigfishn10 Posted February 12, 2014 Super User Posted February 12, 2014 That filthy bogger doesnt have an aquarium. Otherwise he would have cooked them and sold them. I used to make bank selling him carp back in the day. That man paid top dollar for them too. I might have to go snag some carp and offer them to him as an apology. Paid good money for turtles too.....Had turtle in Grand Cayman, but never had carp before. At least I don't think I have...LOL Quote
CayMar Posted February 12, 2014 Posted February 12, 2014 Holy crap you actually fish? I was thinking the same thing. Quote
Super User slonezp Posted February 12, 2014 Super User Posted February 12, 2014 Nearly made Dr. Pepper spray out of my nostrils! Better than Dr Pepper spraying into your nostrils Quote
Super User slonezp Posted February 12, 2014 Super User Posted February 12, 2014 Ain't no doughnuts on this job so HA! So to continue. Q. What's the difference between a pipefitter and a box of puppies? A. The puppies eventually stop whining. Q. How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Union or non union? 3 Quote
Super User slonezp Posted February 12, 2014 Super User Posted February 12, 2014 Yisturdee I coodunt spell lektrishun... today I are one! 2 Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted February 12, 2014 Author Super User Posted February 12, 2014 Yisturdee I coodunt spell lektrishun... today I are one! Two pipe fitters and an electrician die in a explosion. The electrician first. The two pipe fitters the next day. Upon walking up to the gates of heaven the pipe fitters see the electrician come sprinting out the gates and he goes flying off in the other direction. The two ask St Peter what's going on. He replies the electrician heard they were working 7 10s in hell. Its pretty accurate if I do say so myself. Always gotta chase that money. Or if you prefer, "playing hide and seek for two grand a week." Quote
Super User slonezp Posted February 12, 2014 Super User Posted February 12, 2014 An electrician dies on a fishing accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself greeted at the Pearly Gates by a brass band.Saint Peter runs over, shakes his hand and says “Congratulations!”“Congratulations for what?” asks the tech.“Congratulations for what?” says Saint Peter. “We are celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old.”“But that’s not true,” says the tech. “I only lived to be forty.”“That’s impossible,” says Saint Peter, “we added up your time sheets!” 4 Quote
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