Super User slonezp Posted February 1, 2014 Super User Posted February 1, 2014 The beginning to that is " you know your a redneck when" I've been to a redneck wedding. My family is Italian. My cousin married a guy named Billy Bob. The bachelor party consisted of shooting things and blowing up other things. They eloped in Vegas and had the reception in Elgin TX. Some of the guests showed up in full camo after hunting all day. Billy Bob and my cousin are now divorced. I find it amusing Billy Bob has a son named Giuseppe, but unnerving my cousin has a father named Billy Bob. (swear to God this is true) Quote
Global Moderator Bluebasser86 Posted February 1, 2014 Global Moderator Posted February 1, 2014 Got told to leave a couple different bars. I'm not one to start a fight, but I'm more than willing to end it 1 Quote
Super User 00 mod Posted February 1, 2014 Super User Posted February 1, 2014 We got kicked out of the casino on my bachelor party. But that was the one and only time. We probably deserved it, but by that time I had no clue. It is a once in a lifetime deal....... Jeff Quote
Super User clayton86 Posted February 1, 2014 Super User Posted February 1, 2014 I must be boring to I've never been kicked out of anywhere other then my own home by my wife on several occasions for nonsense reasons. Quote
Super User Jigfishn10 Posted February 1, 2014 Super User Posted February 1, 2014 I wasn't really thrown out, but I was out at a club with some friends we've never been at and after a few drinks I had to go to the bathroom. After asking for the bathroom location and walking/dodging the crowd, I found what I thought was the men's room door. I walked in and a kitchen staff member, nonchalantly lead me to another door...right to the back alley... 1 Quote
Super User Darren. Posted February 1, 2014 Super User Posted February 1, 2014 I can't think of any time or place I was asked to leave. No wait, my wife asked me to leave one of our kids' soccer games once. Does that count? I was a little rambunctious on the sideline... 1 Quote
kadas Posted February 1, 2014 Posted February 1, 2014 A shorter list would probably be the places I have NOT been asked to leave from. But in the spirit of the thread a short list. I have been escorted from, asked to leave, and or thrown out of. More bars then I can count on one hand. Two or three shopping malls, including a 2 year ban from one. A Chinese restaurant. 1 Outback Steak house. Ruth's Chris and Shulas Steak house, extremely expensive places they are. 2 Walmarts, 1 Burger King, 5 McDonalds, 1 Subway. A county Courthouse, a city jail lobby, the steps in front of a federal courthouse(skateboarding), Auburn University as a whole, a history and a English class at Auburn University, numerous buildings at Auburn University. Those are all I can think of at the current moment. Ohhhhhh I forgot. 2 Taco Bells. Raider it sure seems that a lot of business"s just do not see your sunny disposition 1 Quote
Super User Bankbeater Posted February 1, 2014 Super User Posted February 1, 2014 Never been asked to leave, but there have been a few times when I was asked not to attend. 2 Quote
Super User A-Jay Posted February 1, 2014 Super User Posted February 1, 2014 Though not completely certain of the exact circumstances, as a younger man there may have been a time or two when the below mantra got the best of me. A-Jay 2 Quote
Super User slonezp Posted February 1, 2014 Super User Posted February 1, 2014 A strip club, and my last place of employment. 2 Quote
Super User Dwight Hottle Posted February 1, 2014 Super User Posted February 1, 2014 We got kicked out of the casino on my bachelor party. But that was the one and only time. We probably deserved it, but by that time I had no clue. It is a once in a lifetime deal....... Jeff Let's talk about it after you have beem married for 44 years. 2 Quote
Super User deaknh03 Posted February 1, 2014 Super User Posted February 1, 2014 A strip club, and my last place of employment. Not the same place? 1 Quote
Super User slonezp Posted February 1, 2014 Super User Posted February 1, 2014 Not the same place? You'd like to see me in pasties and a g string wouldn't you? Quote
Super User deaknh03 Posted February 1, 2014 Super User Posted February 1, 2014 You'd like to see me in pasties and a g string wouldn't you? Yep. It has the same allure as when you drive by roadkill, you can't not look. Quote
Super User slonezp Posted February 1, 2014 Super User Posted February 1, 2014 Yep. It has the same allure as when you drive by roadkill, you can't not look. Plus I'm fat and bloated like a raccoon that's been roasting in the sun. 1 Quote
gripnrip Posted February 1, 2014 Posted February 1, 2014 A few bars and a Honky Tonk in Tulsa. One of the bar instances, I used the "C" word. If you want to go 0 to 100 in a bar, use the "C" word. Quote
Super User Fishing Rhino Posted February 1, 2014 Super User Posted February 1, 2014 Plus I'm fat and bloated like a raccoon that's been roasting in the sun. Does that include the maggots as well? Quote
Super User slonezp Posted February 1, 2014 Super User Posted February 1, 2014 Does that include the maggots as well? I use the maggots for bluegill bait Quote
Super User A-Jay Posted February 1, 2014 Super User Posted February 1, 2014 Plus I'm fat and bloated like a raccoon that's been roasting in the sun. Right on. A-Jay Quote
Super User slonezp Posted February 1, 2014 Super User Posted February 1, 2014 Right on. A-Jay Where did you get my selfie? Quote
Super User deaknh03 Posted February 1, 2014 Super User Posted February 1, 2014 Right on. A-Jay That is one of my all time favorite internet pics. Get well soon, someones got a sense of humor. 1 Quote
Super User A-Jay Posted February 1, 2014 Super User Posted February 1, 2014 That is one of my all time favorite internet pics. Get well soon, someones got a sense of humor. Mine too - I would have been laughing too hard to take the pic. A-Jay Quote
Super User retiredbosn Posted February 1, 2014 Super User Posted February 1, 2014 You know that pic isn't from WV, the only state with a roadkill as food law. Quote
Super User flyfisher Posted February 2, 2014 Super User Posted February 2, 2014 I have been tossed out of a few bars and was shoved on the metro by one of DC's finest because of an altercation my friend was getting into....bad thing was we were so hyped up after the incident it took us about 4-5 stops before we realized we were going the wrong direction Quote
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