Why Were You Asked To Leave?

[Glenn]

It's no secret that Justin Bieber (yea, him again) is a fool, but like any celebrity with a seven- figure income, there's no real ramifications for anything he does... and so he continues to be a tool. Outside of his inexplicable fan base, everyone else is pretty tired of the fool.

 

Well, here in the states we have one advantage; he is Canadian. In one week, a petition on whitehouse.gov to deport his butt has reached 174,000 signatures. That means that the White House now, legally, has to issue a ruling on the matter. We're pretty sure that the 'Biebs' will be safe, but we like the idea that that many people are asking him to just go the hell away. All of that being said, all of us have done something that resulted in us being asked, or told, to leave.

 

Which brings us to today's questions: WHY WERE YOU ASKED TO LEAVE?

[Raider Nation Fisher]

Which time?

[retiredbosn]

Which time?

 

 

X2, but typically it has to do with my sunny personality being grated by some ignorant butt, to the point that I must react, lol      It is a very rare thing that this happens, but occasionally it does.

[Raider Nation Fisher]

X2, but typically it has to do with my sunny personality being grated by some ignorant butt, to the point that I must react, lol      It is a very rare thing that this happens, but occasionally it does.

Like I told them when I was being escorted out of the Outback Steakhouse in Auburn. I have been thrown out of much classier establishments then this.

[slonezp]

Like I told them when I was being escorted out of the Outback Steakhouse in Auburn. I have been thrown out of much classier establishments then this.

Reminds me of one of my favorite sayings "I've been called worse by better people"

[Raider Nation Fisher]

A shorter list would probably be the places I have NOT been asked to leave from.

But in the spirit of the thread a short list. I have been escorted from, asked to leave, and or thrown out of. More bars then I can count on one hand. Two or three shopping malls, including a 2 year ban from one. A Chinese restaurant. 1 Outback Steak house. Ruth's Chris and Shulas Steak house, extremely expensive places they are. 2 Walmarts, 1 Burger King, 5 McDonalds, 1 Subway. A county Courthouse, a city jail lobby, the steps in front of a federal courthouse(skateboarding), Auburn University as a whole, a history and a English class at Auburn University, numerous buildings at Auburn University. Those are all I can think of at the current moment.

Ohhhhhh I forgot. 2 Taco Bells.

[Long Mike]

I've been asked to leave several bars down in South Louisiana because I wasn't carrying a gun or a knife.  A few of my buddies and I were thrown out of a place down in the French Quarter of New Orleans because we stumbled into place populated by  bull dy... er, girls who wanted to be men.

[ww2farmer]

I was thrown out of an Applebee's in Fredonia NY for ripping a decoration boat paddle off the wall and wailing my buddy on the backside with it.........I had a few drinks in me.

[deaknh03]

A shorter list would probably be the places I have NOT been asked to leave from.

But in the spirit of the thread a short list. I have been escorted from, asked to leave, and or thrown out of. More bars then I can count on one hand. Two or three shopping malls, including a 2 year ban from one. A Chinese restaurant. 1 Outback Steak house. Ruth's Chris and Shulas Steak house, extremely expensive places they are. 2 Walmarts, 1 Burger King, 5 McDonalds, 1 Subway. A county Courthouse, a city jail lobby, the steps in front of a federal courthouse(skateboarding), Auburn University as a whole, a history and a English class at Auburn University, numerous buildings at Auburn University. Those are all I can think of at the current moment.

Ohhhhhh I forgot. 2 Taco Bells.

might wanna get that checked out....

[Raider Nation Fisher]

My sister in laws wedding. Which i did NOT want to go to in the first place. I was told by my wife that the Raiders Jersey I was gonna wear to the rehearsal dinner was tacky. So I went out and bought a Bear Bryant hat and a Alabama tye dye shirt in a size large. It may have been a women's shirt I'm really not sure. Anyway. I strolled up to the rehearsal dinner in that outfit. Her family as well as my wife liked to kill me. They are huge Auburn fans. I ended up splitting the shirt off myself after I made my escape. Anyway the next day I showed up to the wedding wearing a crimson sweater vest and white shirt, complete with my hat. The bride to be threw a shoe at me and started crying. Yet again I made a hasty retreat. I have not been MADE to go to anymore family functions since then.

[Sam]

Sorry, have never been asked to leave anyplace.

 

I guess I am boring.

[Teal]

I've been asked to leave a bar because they said my presence was bad for business. I was a police officer at the time, I was off duty hanging with a couple other off duty cops. I thought the bar tender was joking at first...she was not.

That's really the first and only time I felt discrimination.

[CayMar]

I have never been asked to leave when alcohol wasn't involved. Coincidence?

[slonezp]

My sister in laws wedding. Which i did NOT want to go to in the first place. I was told by my wife that the Raiders Jersey I was gonna wear to the rehearsal dinner was tacky. So I went out and bought a Bear Bryant hat and a Alabama tye dye shirt in a size large. It may have been a women's shirt I'm really not sure. Anyway. I strolled up to the rehearsal dinner in that outfit. Her family as well as my wife liked to kill me. They are huge Auburn fans. I ended up splitting the shirt off myself after I made my escape. Anyway the next day I showed up to the wedding wearing a crimson sweater vest and white shirt, complete with my hat. The bride to be threw a shoe at me and started crying. Yet again I made a hasty retreat. I have not been MADE to go to anymore family functions since then.

I showed up to my brothers wedding wearing a tuxedo jacket, shirt, cumber bund, and camo shorts. His bride was none too happy

[Raider Nation Fisher]

I showed up to my brothers wedding wearing a tuxedo jacket, shirt, cumber bund, and camo shorts. His bride was none too happy

Now that is priceless. I bet she was livid.

Might I also add she chose to get married labor day weekend. Which is about the same as getting married 4th of July weekend, or Thanksgiving weekend. At least in my opinion. I was supposed to be going to North Carolina for a fishing trip that weekend. The trip had been planned a year in advance.

[slonezp]

Now that is priceless. I bet she was livid.

I warned her ahead of time and she didn't think I would do it. She saw me get out of my truck from the window of the dressing room where the girls were getting ready and was screaming at me out the window.

[Raider Nation Fisher]

I warned her ahead of time and she didn't think I would do it. She saw me get out of my truck from the window of the dressing room where the girls were getting ready and was screaming at me out the window.

ROFLMAO!!!!

[FD.]

Myrtle Beach, SC. June 1985.  We (4-18 year old boys) are sitting on the strip, parked, in my 442, top down, "minding our own business".  Barney Fife in a cop golf cart comes up and starts flappin his jaws so I politely invite him to mind his own business.

 

4 hours later, after being introduced to several of Barneys, "friends", getting a tour of the MB Justice complex, and hanging out in a small iron room with some fellas who needed a bath, we were allowed to leave SC.

 

I was told by a very nice man in a blue uniform that "If I ever see you boys again, (spit)  you ain't gonna be leavin so soon that time".  I'm not exactly sure what that meant but I have not been to back MB since.

[deaknh03]

I showed up to my brothers wedding wearing a tuxedo jacket, shirt, cumber bund, and camo shorts. His bride was none too happy

The beginning to that is " you know your a redneck when"

[aavery2]

Apparently hoola-hooping on the tables at Hooters is frowned upon.

[deaknh03]

Apparently hoola-hooping on the tables at Hooters is frowned upon.

unless its a hooters girl.

[Redlinerobert]

I don't think I've ever been asked to leave a place. 

 

Guess I'm boring too.

[BassnChris]

Soon after meeting my wife.........After the calf fry........thrown out of the local Denny's in Stillwater.......way too intoxicated and felt the waitress was seating people that came in after us before she had seated us......so I bowed up and got very ugly.......but we got away before the law got there.

And yes Lee........she still married me

[Fishing Rhino]

Gee, I've never been thrown out of any place.  But don't blame me.  It's just been the places I've been.

 

I've led such a sheltered life.  I need to hang with Raider and get some obnoxious lessons.

[Fishing Rhino]

Raider, you just have to get yourself banned from here.  It's a blemish on your otherwise perfect record.

 

At the very least, maybe you can persuade Glenn to impose an honorary ban on you for a couple of days.  I want you to be perfect.