Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted January 19, 2014 Super User Posted January 19, 2014 Apparently the Vietnamese man that owns a Chinese restraint in town still remembers me 7 years later. According to my pregnant wife they have the all time best egg lolls and chicken flied lice in town. Well I was banished from there 7 years ago for accidentally mocking him. A large argument ensued, and I may have kept using my remarkable accurate Chino American accent through out. He also may have run me out of the restraunt with a ladle. Well the SOB still remembers me. I stepped a foot inside the doorway and was ran out again. This fool is like the Chinese version of the Soup Nazi. Personally I hate their food and think it is disgusting. So im its really no loss to me not being able to patronize his crummy establishment. However my wife loves their food and wants take out from there. So I get to send my dad or mom in to pick her orders up for her. 4 Quote
Super User Jigfishn10 Posted January 19, 2014 Super User Posted January 19, 2014 I think this is the third leg of the Raider Nation Reality Trilogy...For some reason, I'm not surprised by this...LMAO...Only you Raider! 2 Quote
Super User slonezp Posted January 19, 2014 Super User Posted January 19, 2014 Chinese restraint? 4 Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted January 19, 2014 Author Super User Posted January 19, 2014 Chinese restraint? I just noticed where my phone put restraint instead of restraunt. Quote
nascar2428 Posted January 19, 2014 Posted January 19, 2014 Apparently the Vietnamese man that owns a Chinese restraint in town still remembers me 7 years later. According to my pregnant wife they have the all time best egg lolls and chicken flied lice in town. Well I was banished from there 7 years ago for accidentally mocking him. A large argument ensued, and I may have kept using my remarkable accurate Chino American accent through out. He also may have run me out of the restraunt with a ladle. Well the SOB still remembers me. I stepped a foot inside the doorway and was ran out again. This fool is like the Chinese version of the Soup Nazi. Personally I hate their food and think it is disgusting. So im its really no loss to me not being able to patronize his crummy establishment. However my wife loves their food and wants take out from there. So I get to send my dad or mom in to pick her orders up for her. It's called RESPECT. 1 Quote
Super User Fishing Rhino Posted January 19, 2014 Super User Posted January 19, 2014 Enquiring minds want to know. How did you "accidentally" mock him? And to think, I always pictured you as a politcally correct kind of guy. 3 Quote
Super User flyfisher Posted January 19, 2014 Super User Posted January 19, 2014 Sounds like a good deal to me....you don't have to go to a place you don't like and someone else has to pick up the food. Win win... 1 Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted January 19, 2014 Author Super User Posted January 19, 2014 Enquiring minds want to know. How did you "accidentally" mock him? And to think, I always pictured you as a politcally correct kind of guy. I placed my order and requested 4 egg rolls with it. While reciting my order back to me. He said three egg lolls. I corrected him and said, "Uh no sir. Its 4 egg lolls." I immediately realized my mistake, as did he. Before I could correct myself or apologize he blurs out, "You no make fun of me in my shop stupid American." I tried apologizing but he was getting madder, and calling me a stupid American. Well I figure he is already mad. So I blurt out, "I no make fun of you in your city shop!" Oh boy that set him off. He is storming around yelling in sing song Chinese and throwing stuff. Me being the young man I was, continue egging him on. He comes flying out of the back swinging a soup ladle like a freaking sword. I ain't gonna lie. I booked it out the front door, before he could attack me with his ladel. I figured if he hit me with that dang thing it was gonna be all over. Cause then I would have to retaliate against him. And that wouldn't end well, for either of us. It was definitely a bad experience. 1 Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted January 19, 2014 Author Super User Posted January 19, 2014 Sounds like a good deal to me....you don't have to go to a place you don't like and someone else has to pick up the food. Win win... Yes, it most certainly is. Quote
d3bf48 Posted January 19, 2014 Posted January 19, 2014 If you're going to make up a story, at least make it entertaining. 1 Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted January 19, 2014 Author Super User Posted January 19, 2014 If you're going to make up a story, at least make it entertaining. I wish I could make this stuff up. However my stand up routine benefits greatly from this stuff. Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted January 19, 2014 Author Super User Posted January 19, 2014 I wish I could make this stuff up. However my stand up routine benefits greatly from this stuff. Plus im allowed to embellish it a little. Quote
Super User slonezp Posted January 19, 2014 Super User Posted January 19, 2014 If you were any kind of a man you'd walk over there and offer him up a yellow lab as a token of your friendship. 4 Quote
Super User deaknh03 Posted January 19, 2014 Super User Posted January 19, 2014 If you were any kind of a man you'd walk over there and offer him up a yellow lab as a token of your friendship. and a sack full of feral cats.. 3 Quote
Super User deaknh03 Posted January 19, 2014 Super User Posted January 19, 2014 and if he argues with you again, instruct your wife to yell "take out the knee" to you. 1 Quote
Super User tomustang Posted January 19, 2014 Super User Posted January 19, 2014 Chinese restraint? Though it was more like this: 2 Quote
Ima Bass Ninja Posted January 19, 2014 Posted January 19, 2014 People from Asian countries frequently mix up L and R sounds . I spent three hours with a coworker from Japan while I was their trying to teach him how to correctly pronounce Early ( he pronounced it EALRY) and that after plane rides we do not suffer from jet rag. But try speaking their language once and you will appreciate how difficult correct pronunciation of a foreign language is. Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted January 19, 2014 Author Super User Posted January 19, 2014 People from Asian countries frequently mix up L and R sounds . I spent three hours with a coworker from Japan while I was their trying to teach him how to correctly pronounce Early ( he pronounced it EALRY) and that after plane rides we do not suffer from jet rag. But try speaking their language once and you will appreciate how difficult correct pronunciation of a foreign language is. German is not that difficult to speak and understand. Pronunciation is quite simple too. Reading it is pretty easy too. At least until they start making compounded words. Takes a few minutes to decipher those. It is a total pain trying to speak and pronounce the Asian languages. Two of my best friends in Auburn were Japanese exchange students. They taught me a ton of Japanese phrases and what have you. I can remember very few of them now. One of them I kept in touch with until about five years ago. Its expensive as all hell to call Japan. Apparently free mobile long distance doesn't cover calls to foreign countries. Quote
Ima Bass Ninja Posted January 19, 2014 Posted January 19, 2014 German is not that difficult to speak and understand. Pronunciation is quite simple too. Reading it is pretty easy too. At least until they start making compounded words. Takes a few minutes to decipher those. It is a total pain trying to speak and pronounce the Asian languages. Two of my best friends in Auburn were Japanese exchange students. They taught me a ton of Japanese phrases and what have you. I can remember very few of them now. One of them I kept in touch with until about five years ago. Its expensive as all hell to call Japan. Apparently free mobile long distance doesn't cover calls to foreign countries. If you have smart phone you can get an app called Line. Most of the people I met in Japan use this app. Free message any where in the world. That's how I keep in touch with the people I met while there. 1 Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted January 19, 2014 Author Super User Posted January 19, 2014 If you have smart phone you can get an app called Line. Most of the people I met in Japan use this app. Free message any where in the world. That's how I keep in touch with the people I met while there.image.jpg Downloading it now. Now I just got to find his phone number. Quote
Super User Sam Posted January 19, 2014 Super User Posted January 19, 2014 Why am I not surprised at this current development in the life of Raider Nation Fisher? 3 Quote
Super User tomustang Posted January 19, 2014 Super User Posted January 19, 2014 I have a hankering for some asian food for some reason 2 Quote
Super User Redlinerobert Posted January 20, 2014 Super User Posted January 20, 2014 So you mocked him, got thrown out of his restaurant, and he's the sob? Doesn't quite work that way. 1 Quote
Ima Bass Ninja Posted January 20, 2014 Posted January 20, 2014 Downloading it now. Now I just got to find his phone number. You will have to find his user name. If you want to test it out shoot me a pm 1 Quote
aceman387 Posted January 20, 2014 Posted January 20, 2014 My life seems so boring compared to Raider Nation Fishers. Quote
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