Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted January 14, 2014 Super User Posted January 14, 2014 As I sit here enjoying my bout with food poisoning. I got to thinking what all did people use before toilet paper and the advent of the sears catalog? Did people use chamber pots for number two also? How the heck did people willingly use out houses when the outside temperature was in the negative numbers? Ive used plastic out houses when the temperature was in the teens and it was horrible. Now I have managed to find an account written by a man from the 1800s that claims a goose is the best thing to use as a bum wipe. Now im sorry but geese are mean. Im not about to try an catch one for that purpose. Which gets me to thinking. Maybe that is why geese are so dang mean. People caught wind of this article and thought it sounded like a good idea. The poor geese developed these wretched attitudes in response to being abused in this manner.
Super User Nitrofreak Posted January 14, 2014 Super User Posted January 14, 2014 That's back when men were men and the girls were , well , girls ...and then there are people like , well , us , girls LOL !!
Super User Jigfishn10 Posted January 14, 2014 Super User Posted January 14, 2014 As I sit here enjoying my bout with food poisoning. I got to thinking what all did people use before toilet paper and the advent of the sears catalog? Did people use chamber pots for number two also? How the heck did people willingly use out houses when the outside temperature was in the negative numbers? Ive used plastic out houses when the temperature was in the teens and it was horrible. Now I have managed to find an account written by a man from the 1800s that claims a goose is the best thing to use as a bum wipe. Now im sorry but geese are mean. Im not about to try an catch one for that purpose. Which gets me to thinking. Maybe that is why geese are so dang mean. People caught wind of this article and thought it sounded like a good idea. The poor geese developed these wretched attitudes in response to being abused in this manner. I never really thought about it until you mention it Raider, I'll have to sit down and really defecate on that... 3
Super User Nitrofreak Posted January 14, 2014 Super User Posted January 14, 2014 I never really thought about it until you mention it Raider, I'll have to sit down and really defecate on that... OH FOR THE LOVE OF !!!! MY GOD MAN !!! LMAO !!
Super User slonezp Posted January 14, 2014 Super User Posted January 14, 2014 A guy walks into a bar and asks for a shot of whisky and a beer chaser, the bartender asks to see his money at which time the man tells him that he hasn't got any but if he gives him the drinks he will fill his bar for him.The barkeep asks how the hell he will accomplish this, to which the man replies that he can play Beethoven's 3rd out of his ass. The bartender says ***, no one can do that so the man gets up on the bar, drops his pants, and does a perfect rendition of the tune. The bartender throws down the drinks and says that he has a deal (with dollar signs in his eyes)That night word has gotten out and the bar is filled to the top. The big moment comes and the man gets up on the bar, drops his drawers and craps all over everyone in the first 2 rows.The bartender yells "you wretched, I'm ruined!!! I'll never get another person in my bar!!!!” to which the man replies " I don't know what you are so upset about, even Frank Sinatra has to clear his throat before he sings!!" 5
Super User Nitrofreak Posted January 14, 2014 Super User Posted January 14, 2014 A guy walks into a bar and asks for a shot of whisky and a beer chaser, the bartender asks to see his money at which time the man tells him that he hasn't got any but if he gives him the drinks he will fill his bar for him. The barkeep asks how the hell he will accomplish this, to which the man replies that he can play Beethoven's 3rd out of his ass. The bartender says ***, no one can do that so the man gets up on the bar, drops his pants, and does a perfect rendition of the tune. The bartender throws down the drinks and says that he has a deal (with dollar signs in his eyes) That night word has gotten out and the bar is filled to the top. The big moment comes and the man gets up on the bar, drops his drawers and craps all over everyone in the first 2 rows. The bartender yells "you wretched, I'm ruined!!! I'll never get another person in my bar!!!!” to which the man replies " I don't know what you are so upset about, even Frank Sinatra has to clear his throat before he sings!!" EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW !!!! That's nasty !!!
fish-fighting-illini Posted January 15, 2014 Posted January 15, 2014 A late November tornado and no water for 1 week equals a cold Red Cross outhouse up the street. I think I know where they termed the phrase "blowing smoke up your butt" ! ha ha
Super User A-Jay Posted January 15, 2014 Super User Posted January 15, 2014 Oh The Long Winter Blues are Clearly Upon Us ~ A-Jay
Super User slonezp Posted January 15, 2014 Super User Posted January 15, 2014 Oh The Long Winter Blues are Clearly Upon Us ~ A-Jay Must be something in the Alabama water
Super User Jigfishn10 Posted January 15, 2014 Super User Posted January 15, 2014 Must be something in the Alabama water Could be the possum or souse meat...Either way, something crawled up his @$$ and wants to get out in a hurry... http://www.bassresource.com/bass-fishing-forums/topic/127114-foodcooking-forum/?p=1423042 2
Super User roadwarrior Posted January 15, 2014 Super User Posted January 15, 2014 Oh The Long Winter Blues are Clearly Upon Us ~ A-Jay Geez... Go back to sleep Irene...
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