Hey Yankees! Got More Questions

[deaknh03]

leave your banjo at home, but if you have to bring it never play "dueling banjos" and dont ask anyone to " squeal like a pig".

[Fishing Rhino]

Crappie is pronounced croppie, not crappy. We don't have brim or bream or shellcrackers, they are bluegills and sunfish. crawfish is pronounced crayfish, We also don't have bugs or snakes that will kill you where you lie, we have people for that. Depending on your travels, pop, soda, and coke all mean the same thing except when you stop at Taco Bell or Culvers and they ask "Are Pepsi products ok?" Pizza is also known as pie. Spaghetti sauce is called gravy. If you make it to any of the major cities and eat the food, you may never find your way back home. 

 

Not so.  Crappie is pronounced Calico Bass.

 

It's all in the rules of grammar.  If a word ends in "r", the r is silent.  Grammar for example would be pronounced like one of your parents' mother, grammuh.  Four, for and fore are pronounced to rhyme with paw.  Sometimes, the "r" is silent when it's near the end of a word.  Take harp for example.  It's pronounced hop.

 

Heck, the "r" can be near the middle of the word.  Scarlett is pronounced scollet, or maybe scahlett.  Over, can become eggs, as in ova. 

 

Up here, y'all is a type of sailboat, as in yawl.  It's a boat with two masts.  The forward or main mast and a smaller "mizzenmast" to the rear.  In a yawl, the mizzenmast is behind the rudderpost.  If the mizzenmast is forward of the rudderpost, it's no longer a yawl.  It's a ketch, not to be confused with a catch.

 

Driving in traffic is much more interesting up here.  Down south, where two or more lanes merge into one, folks take turns, meshing like smooth running gears.  Up here, it's a competition, with drivers playing chicken.  Driving a beat up old pickup truck with a snowplow through Boston is like holding four aces while playing poker.  You'll win 99.9 percent of the time.  It works so well, that some will drive with their plow mounted in the middle of summer.

 

It gets even more confusing with food.  A drink made with ice cream, milk and vanilla syrup can be a frappe, except in Fall River, where it is called a cabinet.

[Raider Nation Fisher]

focus....so much for the dramatic entrance. I didn't think they sold anything without a tailgate in the south.....and no sir that is not a tailgate on the focus that is a hatch.

I gotta Envoy XL Denali slammed, tinted, on air ride suspension with 20s on it. Its getting 22s or 24s when i get home. Its not really country though.

We got a 64 Impala convertible sitting on blocks at my father in laws. My wife and I are working on restoring it so to speak. Its got 4 HiLo pumps in the trunk. Needs a new engine and some other work done to it. I wanted to have it done in time to take with me. Nothing says East Coast like a Cali G ride.

[deaknh03]

I gotta Envoy XL Denali slammed, tinted, on air ride suspension with 20s on it. Its getting 22s or 24s when i get home. Its not really country though.

We got a 64 Impala convertible sitting on blocks at my father in laws. My wife and I are working on restoring it so to speak. Its got 4 HiLo pumps in the trunk. Needs a new engine and some other work done to it. I wanted to have it done in time to take with me. Nothing says East Coast like a Cali G ride.

nothing says "down south" like an Impala, on blocks. 

[MCS]

I gotta Envoy XL Denali slammed, tinted, on air ride suspension with 20s on it. Its getting 22s or 24s when i get home. Its not really country though.

We got a 64 Impala convertible sitting on blocks at my father in laws. My wife and I are working on restoring it so to speak. Its got 4 HiLo pumps in the trunk. Needs a new engine and some other work done to it. I wanted to have it done in time to take with me. Nothing says East Coast like a Cali G ride.

I wasn't making fun of your car just picturing the visual of you in your shirtless overalls and cowboy hat getting out of a focus at the job site...sounds more village than southern

64 on blocks in the front yard we were talking southern not trailer trash too bad u can't park it in the front law of your hotel.

But now the Denali nothing says dirty souf like tinted windows and donks

Tell the wife your taking the truck lol

All kidding aside, glad u got a new gig, have a safe trip man. Good luck.

Oh and shipyard is the best beer they got up in NE

[Raider Nation Fisher]

I wasn't making fun of your car just picturing the visual of you in your shirtless overalls and cowboy hat getting out of a focus at the job site...sounds more village than southern

64 on blocks in the front yard we were talking southern not trailer trash too bad u can't park it in the front law of your hotel.

But now the Denali nothing says dirty souf like tinted windows and donks

Tell the wife your taking the truck lol

All kidding aside, glad u got a new gig, have a safe trip man. Good luck.

Oh and shipyard is the best beer they got up in NE

Oh its hilarious watching me fold myself out of that dang focus. Gonna try that beer when I get there.

[Raider Nation Fisher]

nothing says "down south" like an Impala, on blocks. 

To quote kid rock. Yall comin straight outta Compton. I'm comin straight out the trailer.

Funny part is. I've never lived in a trailer at anytime in my life.

[tipptruck1]

I've been in some bars in rural Wisconsin where you'd fit right in.

I can vouch for that. Just missing a few things. You need a 20 plus year old lifted 4x4. That nothing is left of the rockers and fenders. To top it off. The tires and wheels must cost more then the tuck is worth. You also need about 10-20 empty cheap beer cans in the bed. When I say cheap. I mean like 15-20 bucks for a case cheap. Speaking of cheap beer. At all times. You must have a can of said cheap beer on you at all times. The kicker is it has to be in a can coozie.

 

You also must hate wolfs. The wolf was almost kiiled off here in WI. About 100 years ago. But every one hates them. Even people my age hate them. When most have never seen one. Your robot and death metal must go also. The "good ol boys" Call that the devils music up here. You must acquire a taste for polka and country. There are more country music stations in WI. Then I bet there are in the whole state of TN. No I am not kidding. There are three rock stations I can get. In my neck of the woods. The others are country.

 

Yea I don't fit in to well up here. I like fast cars, loud music, good beer, and ticking off the "good ol boys." The best part is many people. Consider me a redneck. Just a modern redneck.

[tomustang]

Geez, I guess my state is Pennsyltucky. We have more redneck/southern/hillbilly round here than all the other yank states...

[Raider Nation Fisher]

I can vouch for that. Just missing a few things. You need a 20 plus year old lifted 4x4. That nothing is left of the rockers and fenders. To top it off. The tires and wheels must cost more then the tuck is worth. You also need about 10-20 empty cheap beer cans in the bed. When I say cheap. I mean like 15-20 bucks for a case cheap. Speaking of cheap beer. At all times. You must have a can of said cheap beer on you at all times. The kicker is it has to be in a can coozie.

 

You also must hate wolfs. The wolf was almost kiiled off here in WI. About 100 years ago. But every one hates them. Even people my age hate them. When most have never seen one. Your robot and death metal must go also. The "good ol boys" Call that the devils music up here. You must acquire a taste for polka and country. There are more country music stations in WI. Then I bet there are in the whole state of TN. No I am not kidding. There are three rock stations I can get. In my neck of the woods. The others are country.

 

Yea I don't fit in to well up here. I like fast cars, loud music, good beer, and ticking off the "good ol boys." The best part is many people. Consider me a redneck. Just a modern redneck.

15-20 bucks is the price of a case of budlight down here. Heck the Beast is only 6.99 for 24

[Grizzn N Bassin]

bring me some tins raider!!  its 5 bucks a can for grizz up here...

[Raider Nation Fisher]

bring me some tins raider!!  its 5 bucks a can for grizz up here...

Dang it boy. Grizz is selling from 1.99 to 2.30 a can. Ill see if I can't bring a sleeve or two up with me.

[Grizzn N Bassin]

Dang it boy. Grizz is selling from 1.99 to 2.30 a can. Ill see if I can't bring a sleeve or two up with me.

Do it!! 1.99 sweet cheese it's..   anyway I don't know much about ct i went there a for semester last year and it was all city kids that thought they knew how to do everything outdoors.. I fish on all of my free time and lets just say nobody ever went with me..  Maybe if i had a boat, rigged up everything, casted and took the fish off . I think they might have gone.. let me remind you 6 guys i knew had  bass pro colthing,  trucks,  with everything camo inside..   hahahahahaha

[Raider Nation Fisher]

Do it!! 1.99 sweet cheese it's..   anyway I don't know much about ct i went there a for semester last year and it was all city kids that thought they knew how to do everything outdoors.. I fish on all of my free time and lets just say nobody ever went with me..  Maybe if i had a boat, rigged up everything, casted and took the fish off . I think they might have gone.. let me remind you 6 guys i knew had  bass pro colthing,  trucks,  with everything camo inside..   hahahahahaha

We got a TON of them down here! All over the dang place. Apparently my dad ain't love me enough to drop 70 grand on a truck and accesories for me. I got a 7 year old Eagle Talon. Yeah those type of kids are all over Bham's suberbs and most every other large city in the state.

[Grizzn N Bassin]

mhmm !! oh well I would taught them a few things.. you find some sweet spots up here but there far and few between.. 

[SPEEDBEAD.]

LOL, good luck.

[GeorgiaBassBros]

Fly a rebel flag out of your focus when you roll up blasting some skynard every day. I could never fit in up there.... Good luck from one good ol boy to another

[tomustang]

Fly a rebel flag out of your focus when you roll up blasting some skynard every day. I could never fit in up there.... Good luck from one good ol boy to another

 

I see this at walmart in the northeast all the time, in fact I see less of that when I'm down south