Super User .ghoti. Posted October 23, 2013 Super User Posted October 23, 2013 I've heard a few of these lately. here's my fav to date The most interesting man in the world says; "I don't often speak to English majors, but when I do, I order a venti cappucino". Heard any good ones? Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted October 23, 2013 Super User Posted October 23, 2013 I've heard a few of these lately. here's my fav to date The most interesting man in the world says; "I don't often speak to English majors, but when I do, I order a venti cappucino". Heard any good ones? Don't mock me! Quote
Super User .ghoti. Posted October 23, 2013 Author Super User Posted October 23, 2013 Call me crazy Raider, but I just didn't have you pegged as an English major. My apologies, sir. LOL Quote
Super User .ghoti. Posted October 23, 2013 Author Super User Posted October 23, 2013 I originally heard this as Philosophy major, but that's not quite right. Nobody hires a philosophy major, not even starbucks. Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted October 23, 2013 Super User Posted October 23, 2013 I originally heard this as Philosophy major, but that's not quite right. Nobody hires a philosophy major, not even starbucks. I was majoring in philosophy when I got thrown out of school. That's the way I heard the joke too. Quote
Olebiker Posted October 23, 2013 Posted October 23, 2013 I don't always cast at schooling fish, but when I do my first cast is always a backlash. 6 Quote
Super User Grizzn N Bassin Posted October 23, 2013 Super User Posted October 23, 2013 I don't always cast at schooling fish, but when I do my first cast is always a backlash. Thats great! Quote
Super User jbsoonerfan Posted October 24, 2013 Super User Posted October 24, 2013 · Hidden by Long Mike, October 24, 2013 - Profanity Hidden by Long Mike, October 24, 2013 - Profanity Some of my favorites
CPBassFishing Posted October 26, 2013 Posted October 26, 2013 I don't always talk to people with swag, but when I do, I order a large fries. 2 Quote
Super User A-Jay Posted October 28, 2013 Super User Posted October 28, 2013 I don't always cast at schooling fish, but when I do my first cast is always a backlash. LOL ~ ! That's Awesome - Me Too. And then the school goes down for the rest of the day ! A-Jay Quote
Super User A-Jay Posted October 28, 2013 Super User Posted October 28, 2013 I don't always get drunk, but when I do I hit on your Mother. A-Jay 1 Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted October 29, 2013 Super User Posted October 29, 2013 I don't always get drunk, but when I do I hit on your Mother. A-Jay Best one I have ever heard. Will be storung that away fir later. 1 Quote
Super User Sam Posted October 29, 2013 Super User Posted October 29, 2013 I don't speak to the University of Alabama graduates but when I do I always order the large fries. 1 Quote
GeorgiaBassBros Posted October 31, 2013 Posted October 31, 2013 I dont always talk to obama voters, but when i do, i make sure they dont put onions on my mcdouble 1 Quote
Super User Long Mike Posted October 31, 2013 Super User Posted October 31, 2013 I don't always fish with Ghoti, but when I do, I know my end of the boat will be MUCH higher out of the water than his. 1 Quote
Super User SPEEDBEAD. Posted October 31, 2013 Super User Posted October 31, 2013 I dont always talk to obama voters, but when i do, i make sure they dont put onions on my mcdouble Riiiiiight.... 1 Quote
basshole8190 Posted October 31, 2013 Posted October 31, 2013 I don't speak to the University of Alabama graduates but when I do I always order the large fries.or when you want to see what a championship ring looks like lol roll tide! Quote
Super User Maxximus Redneckus Posted November 8, 2013 Super User Posted November 8, 2013 I don't always act like I'm 10....but when I do I make post like LMB Quote
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