airborne_angler Posted August 26, 2010 Posted August 26, 2010 Ive been purchasing baits on Ebay and some came in the mail today. My wife says "More Bait?" I just smiled and shrugged my shoulders. She said " OOOOHHHHH Thats it!!! Im gonna kill that Bait Monkey!!!" Bait Monkey be warned your days are numbered!! The thing I think is hilarious is my wife knows exactly who/what the Bait Monkey is and she knows what the initials BPS mean. Shes catching on!! Quote
Super User BASSclary Posted August 26, 2010 Super User Posted August 26, 2010 Don't worry. When the Bait Monkey brainwashes her by buying her ear rings or necklaces she'll forget all about the initials BPS and the bait monkey 8-) Quote
bwell Posted August 26, 2010 Posted August 26, 2010 I get the same thing all the time when I buy lures... Though I would surprise my wife by bringing her home a Shark steam vac... I told her "here is a toy for you so you don't fee like I am spending money all the time on myself"... Yeah that didn't go over well, but now she loves it and uses it twice a week to steam the hardwood floors 8-) Quote
Senkoman12 Posted August 26, 2010 Posted August 26, 2010 i have have been trying to kill him for a while but have been unsuccessful, if i did gwet rid of him than maybe i would actually have some money to spend on other things once in a while Quote
Daddyodo Posted August 26, 2010 Posted August 26, 2010 Bait Monkey evil...........must be destroyed!! ;D Quote
Daddyodo Posted August 26, 2010 Posted August 26, 2010 Bait Monkey Lie to wife, wife get mad, wife yell at me :'( Bad Bait Monkey.......Bad Bait Monkey > Quote
crankbait09 Posted August 27, 2010 Posted August 27, 2010 easily solved.. Swap up where you order from. Quote
Super User NorcalBassin Posted August 27, 2010 Super User Posted August 27, 2010 Sounds like it's time to start having things shipped to work! Quote
airborne_angler Posted August 27, 2010 Author Posted August 27, 2010 Im always trying to beat my wife to the mailbox. Of course thats tough when im at then lake all day and she comes home around 5pm and I dont get home from the lake until 7 or 8 pm depending on the way the fish are biting. Just last night I was at the local WalMart. Theyre building a Walmart Super Center across the road. I asked one of the employees which I know,if all the inventory in the current store was gonna have to be moved from this old store to the new store. He said they are clearancing the current inventory,and the current store already has a 75% clearance on Fabrics in the crafts section,because that is the first department that will be moving into the new store. SOOOO.... This means that the Sporting goods dept will be doing a clearance as well. Baitmonkey is already whispering in my ear...Does it EVER end? I see lots of trips to Walmart between now and the 27th of October when the new store is supposed to open. Quote
Fishing Cowgirl Posted August 27, 2010 Posted August 27, 2010 Im always trying to beat my wife to the mailbox. Of course thats tough when im at then lake all day and she comes home around 5pm and I dont get home from the lake until 7 or 8 pm depending on the way the fish are biting.Just last night I was at the local WalMart. Theyre building a Walmart Super Center across the road. I asked one of the employees which I know,if all the inventory in the current store was gonna have to be moved from this old store to the new store. He said they are clearancing the current inventory,and the current store already has a 75% clearance on Fabrics in the crafts section,because that is the first department that will be moving into the new store. SOOOO.... This means that the Sporting goods dept will be doing a clearance as well. Baitmonkey is already whispering in my ear...Does it EVER end? I see lots of trips to Walmart between now and the 27th of October when the new store is supposed to open. Ohhhhhh, the bait monkey has laid a big time trap for you! Quote
airborne_angler Posted August 28, 2010 Author Posted August 28, 2010 Problem with shipping to work...Im not employed Quote
bait__Monkey Posted August 28, 2010 Posted August 28, 2010 wassup yous guys? nest weak iz goin 2 celebrat mi birtday so i says, lets go buy sum stuff. evrybodee hvin a sale! the moe wez spend da more wez save! her wat we gonna do... wez look at all the sponsors websites and buy a little bit her and a little bit there. u wanta strt with nu rod & reel? um, maybe sum dat c-threw line? watch u wanta do? Quote
Daddyodo Posted August 28, 2010 Posted August 28, 2010 Bait Monkey I caaaannttt heeeeeaaaaarrr yyyyyoooouuuu...la la la la la la la la la Quote
Super User NorcalBassin Posted August 29, 2010 Super User Posted August 29, 2010 Problem with shipping to work...Im not employed That could be a problem. How about a single buddy's house? 8-) Quote
Stasher1 Posted August 29, 2010 Posted August 29, 2010 Ive been purchasing baits on Ebay and some came in the mail today. My wife says "More Bait?" I just smiled and shrugged my shoulders.She said " OOOOHHHHH Thats it!!! Im gonna kill that Bait Monkey!!!" Bait Monkey be warned your days are numbered!! The thing I think is hilarious is my wife knows exactly who/what the Bait Monkey is and she knows what the initials BPS mean. Shes catching on!! The Bait Monkey says "Bring it!" Quote
Daddyodo Posted September 4, 2010 Posted September 4, 2010 d**n Bait Monkey Strikes Again!! That stinking bait monkey got me to buy a new reel today. Boy is my wife gonna be ticked > Quote
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