Funny Dog Story

[aceman387]

I was  loading up my dog (female vizsla) for a run this morning when I  ran into my next door neighbor who was out walking his dog (male afghan) he told me his wife came home from work last night and took their dog out for a walk when she came upon a female friend and stopped to chat. He told me his dog must have got bored with their lengthy conversation or maybe he didn't like the topic because he raised his leg and started peeing on both of them. I thought it was funny story so I wanted to pass it on.

[Raider Nation Fisher]

That is Hystetical!

ROFLMAO!!!!!

What a spiteful dog.

[Raider Nation Fisher]

My parents feist will go up to the flower pot on the porch. (Not the urine flowers) She will pull all the flowers off the stems if one of my parents is going out of town. She is a very quirky dog.

[slonezp]

When you gotta go, you gotta go

[Oregon Native]

Had a cocker once who got excited when my dad came over. My dads shoes were leather and had these ridges on the toe section. My dog had ticked on his shoe and made a perfect puddle in those ridges. Yelled at dad not to move so as not to have to clean it up on the floor. (Cockers have a good aim!?)

Tight Lines

[preach4bass]

Not how I thought that story was going to end.  My wife and I were visiting a couple in the Church with a male Dalmatian a few years ago, and before we left, the four of us got in a circle and prayed.  Well, evidently, we prayed too long, because the dog grabbed ahold of my wife's leg and started, how shall we say, "sexually pulsating".  Fastest "Amen" ever.

[Bankbeater]

That is hilarious!!

[AK-Jax86]

That's funny

[Tuckahoe Joe]

That's pretty funny.  Never had one of my dogs pee on anyone but when me and my wife first started dating we were shooting pool in my parents basement.  She was bending over the table about to take a shot.  When my brothers dog (who is usually really friendly) randomly came up behind her and bit her on her butt.