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This is why i love this site so much,you race home to turn it on because you wonder what crazy topic popped up while you were at work or while you were out fishing.lol

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Remember that Seinfeld episode where "Poppy" came out of the stall, paused to comb his hair, then went on to bury his hands in the pizza dough? 

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Look what I did this AM!

Gasp!

 

I think that door should be more worried about what's on your hands than the other way 'round.

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I think that door should be more worried about what's on your hands than the other way 'round.

ROFLMAO!

I agree. That door would gag if it knew where all I have been.

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I just ticked by a tree. Asked a friendly squirrel if it knew where the sink was out in this forest. It laughed at me and went about its business. I shrugged my shoulders and finished eating my snickers bar. Filthy wildlife obviously doesn't wash their paws.

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It always is find it ironic that the mentions of rudeness & negativity are usually mentioned by people who have the most rude & negative posts in a given thread.

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It always is find it ironic that the mentions of rudeness & negativity are usually mentioned by people who have the most rude & negative posts in a given thread.

 

It's called projection.

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I don't like eating at one of the big buffets anymore.  People come out of the bathroom and start picking up food with their hands, turning it over, looking at it and then put it back.  Or, they are just dirty when they come in and handle everybody else's food before they decide what they want.

 

I always wonder what kind of diseases people have or exactly where those hands have been.  My imagination can ruin my meal before I even start eating.

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Suggestions:

 

1.  Always open the bathroom door when exiting by using a hand towel on the handle. Throw the hand towel away after opening the door with it.

2.  When opening a door use a fist with the part by your small finger placed high on the door if the door opens into the establishment.

3.  If the door opens outward (required by new building codes for easy access out of a building in case of an emergency) try to use your small finger hooked on the bottom of the handle.

4.  Look in grocery stores for hand sanitizer sheets to clean the cart handles.

5.  Carry hand sanitizers in your car.

 

Not being paranoid but we need to help control the germs we encounter to protect ourselves from getting colds, the flu, etc.

Just wanted to add to this.

 

Use the restroom (1,2 or 3 (1+2)

Make sure there is paper towels or TP.

Turn water on and put soap on you hands

Wash your hands

With paper towels or TP turn water off

Discard and dry hands with fresh paper towel or TP

Open door to exit with paper towel or TP

Discard paper towel or TP in trash can near door.

 

The End!!!!

 

Jay

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Just wanted to add to this.

 

Use the restroom (1,2 or 3 (1+2)

Make sure there is paper towels or TP.

Turn water on and put soap on you hands

Wash your hands

With paper towels or TP turn water off

Discard and dry hands with fresh paper towel or TP

Open door to exit with paper towel or TP

Discard paper towel or TP in trash can near door.

 

The End!!!!

 

Jay

I am going to disagree with something here. I don't believe there is a 3, when you sit for a 2, a 1 automatically happens, so a 2 would inherently include a 1, hence no 3.

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I am going to disagree with something here. I don't believe there is a 3, when you sit for a 2, a 1 automatically happens, so a 2 would inherently include a 1, hence no 3.

lol

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I am going to disagree with something here. I don't believe there is a 3, when you sit for a 2, a 1 automatically happens, so a 2 would inherently include a 1, hence no 3.

So, with that reasoning, a 2 is actually a 1+1

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So, with that reasoning, a 2 is actually a 1+1

Only if the 2 is liquid does it change to a 1. Otherwise its still a 2. :D :D

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So, with that reasoning, a 2 is actually a 1+1

This is a classic case of 1+1 does not equal 2, just a lot of 1.

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So I gess all kindergartens teach different potty codes then, after number two it's anyone's answer :o

Apparently it depends what part of the country you are in. :D

Just wait till you gotta do a 2903!!!! That one is a game changer, I tell you what! :D :D :D

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Just wait till you gotta do a 2903!!!! That one is a game changer, I tell you what! :D :D :D

Especially when it's paired up with an upper deck

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Man alive....

Since urine is sterile, then you wouldnt get mad and upset if I ticked all over your feet when I use the urinal next to you. After all, no germs or bacteria. ;)

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The year was 1987. 2 hours previous to my "experience" I had 16 burritos. What I accomplished was not a 1, 2, or 3, but an actual 57. I had never told anyone about that before today.

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