Unwashed Hands

[Raider Nation Fisher]

i wash my hands a bunch. every time i use the rest room, i wash my hands. before i eat, i wash my hands. after fishing i wash my hands. after touching some sort of trash can lid or whatever, i wash my hands. after touching animals(even my own animals) i wash my hands. after shaking someones hand, i wash my hands as soon as possible(dont want to offend someone by running to wash them right afterwards). sometimes i wash them just to wash them.

OCD much?

[Raider Nation Fisher]

I washed them quite a bit while working at the waste water plants around the state. Every time before smoking, eating, scratching, or most anything. Don't know if it did much good though. When the massive bubbles of waste pop in the aeration basins they fling water everywhere. Including little droplets that land on you. When they turn the aerators on the pipes at the top expel water from the lines. After the bulk of the water is expelled it starts spraying a high pressure mist of water out. This too gets on your clothes, your body, your tools, the hand rails, the concrete, any material you may have out there, your lungs, basically any and everything. You don't wear a bio suit or tyvek. Just your work clothes. Eventually you learn just to wash your hands before contacting your mouth or your smokes. And yall are concerned about a bathroom. Sheesh.

[slonezp]

I washed them quite a bit while working at the waste water plants around the state. Every time before smoking, eating, scratching, or most anything. Don't know if it did much good though. When the massive bubbles of waste pop in the aeration basins they fling water everywhere. Including little droplets that land on you. When they turn the aerators on the pipes at the top expel water from the lines. After the bulk of the water is expelled it starts spraying a high pressure mist of water out. This too gets on your clothes, your body, your tools, the hand rails, the concrete, any material you may have out there, your lungs, basically any and everything. You don't wear a bio suit or tyvek. Just your work clothes. Eventually you learn just to wash your hands before contacting your mouth or your smokes. And yall are concerned about a bathroom. Sheesh.

Looks like French onion soup to me.

[hooah212002]

Eventually you learn just to wash your hands before contacting your mouth or your smokes

 

yea, wouldn't want any nasty chemicals getting on your smokes......

[QUAKEnSHAKE]

  

I washed them quite a bit while working at the waste water plants around the state. Every time before smoking, eating, scratching, or most anything. Don't know if it did much good though. When the massive bubbles of waste pop in the aeration basins they fling water everywhere. Including little droplets that land on you. When they turn the aerators on the pipes at the top expel water from the lines. After the bulk of the water is expelled it starts spraying a high pressure mist of water out. This too gets on your clothes, your body, your tools, the hand rails, the concrete, any material you may have out there, your lungs, basically any and everything. You don't wear a bio suit or tyvek. Just your work clothes. Eventually you learn just to wash your hands before contacting your mouth or your smokes. And yall are concerned about a bathroom. Sheesh.

 

1.Thats what my father did I can still smell him.

 

2. Yeah wouldnt want to get any germs on your cig        

[Raider Nation Fisher]

yea, wouldn't want any nasty chemicals getting on your smokes......

  

1.Thats what my father did I can still smell him.

 

2. Yeah wouldnt want to get any germs on your cig    

Exactly. Don't need to make them unhealthy.

[Fishing Rhino]

A thread which would make Howard Hughes proud. 

[aquaholic]

sometimes after a take a pee in my own house, if people are within hearing distance i turn the sink on just for the noise.  If im eating i wash my hands. if the restaurant has touchless sinks ill wash my hands but other wise i really dont want to put my hands on anything in public bathrooms. Ill sometimes wait until someone comes in just so i dont have to touch the door if i cant use my foot to open it.

[hooah212002]

I make sure to shake the hand of the first person I see upon exit the facilities after having not washed my hands. It's a ritual for me to spread my filth. Posts like this validate said ritual and make it all the more worthwhile to imagine germ-a-phobes squirming. Just like that scene in Mallrats with the chocolate pretzels.

[jbsoonerfan]

I like to ask people to shake hands or try to give them a high five while using the urinal. It really irks some people.

 

But don't fear, I worked in a restaurant for 6 years, someone washing their hands after using the restroom should really be the least of your worries, BTW never send your order back, no matter how much they screwed it up Either leave and refuse to pay, or just eat what they gave you, TRUST ME!

[Bluebasser86]

i wash my hands a bunch. every time i use the rest room, i wash my hands. before i eat, i wash my hands. after fishing i wash my hands. after touching some sort of trash can lid or whatever, i wash my hands. after touching animals(even my own animals) i wash my hands. after shaking someones hand, i wash my hands as soon as possible(dont want to offend someone by running to wash them right afterwards). sometimes i wash them just to wash them.

I'm the same way. I deal with some disgusting crap (sometimes literally) on my job. A lot of the people I deal with have some kind of ailment, usually from sharing needles with intravenous drug use. I've seen people do some truly disgusting things that I'd probably be banned for even trying to describe. I've seen people lose body parts to staph infections. I see guys walk around with their hands down the front of their pants all the time. These same people are out there using the same public restroom, eating at the same places, and touching all over everything. I know it's a very small percentage of people I'm describing and some will think I'm OCD or paranoid or whatever and I don't make a habit of peeing on my hands when I use the bathroom but I wash my hands every time I use the bathroom. 

[deaknh03]

Whats the fuss all about, urine is sterile. Poop, not so much...

[Hyrule Bass]

Whats the fuss all about, urine is sterile. Poop, not so much...

 

it still smells and gets carried around. ill give you this story. i have an uncle who owns a farm. a different uncle lived on this farm in a construction type trailer. he has a colostomy bag for #2, but had to go outside to pee. well he got lazy and would just open the trailer door and pee outside off the side of the steps. over time it killed the grass and left a big dirt spot. well one of our friends walked up to the trailer to knock on the door and talk to my uncle, he walked up and stood in the pee spot when he did so. after he left he was smelling something funny in his truck, he eventually figured out what had happened lol.

 

how do i know my uncle was peeing in this spot? one day i was going to the store and stopped to ask if he needed anything, it was pouring rain and there was my uncle peeing out his door and didnt see me pull up, i blew the horn while he was midstream, he sorta jumped and closed the door on himself still midstream, you know some had to bounce off the door back onto him and the floor, it was pretty funny LOL

[NorcalBassin]

Wow, I'm pretty surprised to see hand washing turn into a Ford v Chevy debate. I definitely do not want to split bread with a dude that just opened up a dirty door handle, grabbed and pulled out his junk, went to the bathroom, and then opened the other side of the dirty door handle... and then touched food I was about to consume. I'm not a germaphobe, but the above is how a lot of illnesses/food poisonings are spread. Physicians/staff washing their hands is the #1 thing a hospital can do to cut down on nosocomial infections... pretty sure you'd expect them to do so before offering you any treatment. Hand washing after the restroom is a common courtesy... just isn't as common as it should be. 

[Root beer]

I avoid contact with people to cut down germs.

[tomustang]

You have to mark your territory every way you can.

[Dwight Hottle]

I'm washing my hands of this whole thread.

[Fishing Rhino]

Whats the fuss all about, urine is sterile. Poop, not so much...

Unless one has a uti.

[slonezp]

If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seaty

[Raider Nation Fisher]

If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seaty

LOL!!!! That just sounds so mellow.

That's going on the wall in the plastic outhouse at our jobsite, on Monday. Right next to the "Home Sweet Home" somebody wrote in cursive and made look like it was framed.

If I use my sharpie to write on the outhouse wall. Do I need to wash it before I use it again? Or before I hand it to my helper to mark pipe with?

[hooah212002]

LOL!!!! That just sounds so mellow.

That's going on the wall in the plastic outhouse at our jobsite, on Monday. Right next to the "Home Sweet Home" somebody wrote in cursive and made look like it was framed.

If I use my sharpie to write on the outhouse wall. Do I need to wash it before I use it again? Or before I hand it to my helper to mark pipe with?

 

It is customary to Dirty Sanchez it before handing it to him.

[Raider Nation Fisher]

It is customary to Dirty Sanchez it before handing it to him.

That is hilarious. LOL

I couldn't do that to the little fella though. He makes my life so much easier.

[Fishing Rhino]

LOL!!!! That just sounds so mellow.

That's going on the wall in the plastic outhouse at our jobsite, on Monday. Right next to the "Home Sweet Home" somebody wrote in cursive and made look like it was framed.

If I use my sharpie to write on the outhouse wall. Do I need to wash it before I use it again? Or before I hand it to my helper to mark pipe with?

 

Why does the song, "They call me mellow yellow" come to mind?

[Raider Nation Fisher]

Why does the song, "They call me mellow yellow" come to mind?

ROFL!

Now that's stuck in my head.

[quanjig]

Quite right!