Screamed Like A Girl

[5 Dollar Fishing Game]

Perfect day here in NC.  Sunny and 75 with no wind.  A great start to bass fishing, so I thought............Went to the garage to uncover the boat and hit the water.  Forgetful me, I neglected to remember that I had the boat out in the driveway the night before after washing it.  I went to take the cover off and a squirrel literally flew out about a foot from my head (similar to the scene from Christmas Vacation when the squirrel flew out of the Christmas tree), out of the garage, and into the woods.  The scream I uttered out was nothing short of a horror movie worthy.  My wife looks out the door and says "What is going on, I heard a girl scream?"  I looked at her with the calmest face and said.  "I didn't hear anything?".  She looked at me and rolled her eyes and went back in the house.  LOL

[00 mod]

LOL....I would love to have that on camera!  America's funniest videos, here we come!

 

Jeff

[Dwight Hottle]

Good recovery.

[5 Dollar Fishing Game]

Lol thanks Dwight.

I played dumb. If she would have checked my heart rate, the jig would've been up.

[5 Dollar Fishing Game]

An America's funniest home videos prize would buy a sweet new boat LOL

[rabidsquirrel]

Ha! that's funny. 

[Hyrule Bass]

haha thats hilarious. reminds me of the time here at work. we are constantly opening and closing bay doors, moving stuff in and out. well im back here in my laser printing room working on an address list for a mailing we had. i have 2 computers that i work with. well this day i seen something out of the corner of my eye next to me at my other desk. i save my file, look over and theres a little gray squirrel staring me straight in the face. i yelled and jumped up, at the same time the squirrel jumps off the desk into the floor and back up on the desk and into a corner between the desk and a shelf. we got a small box in there and got him into that with a broom handle and set him free outside.

[TNBassin']

I literally lol'd! Funny stuff.

[Felix77]

This took my breath away !  ROTFLMAO ... thanks for sharing.

 

[5 Dollar Fishing Game]

I finally had to give in and tell my wife what happened. I think she is still laughing. Lol

[fowlskies]

The co-worker in the next cubicle just found out that I'm slacking on this thursday afternoon.  Thanks for the laugh.

 

Alright I think this thread needs a poll...What do you think jnatale's face looked like when the squirrel popped out?

 

A)     B.)   C)  D)    E)   F) 

I'll go with choice F.  Hahaha

[5 Dollar Fishing Game]

Clearly--------Choice "C"

However, my scream "sounded" like Choice "F"

 

lol

[Grizzn N Bassin]

Hahaha!! Classic

[Sam Fisher]

Perfect day here in NC.  Sunny and 75 with no wind.  A great start to bass fishing, so I thought............Went to the garage to uncover the boat and hit the water.  Forgetful me, I neglected to remember that I had the boat out in the driveway the night before after washing it.  I went to take the cover off and a squirrel literally flew out about a foot from my head (similar to the scene from Christmas Vacation when the squirrel flew out of the Christmas tree), out of the garage, and into the woods.  The scream I uttered out was nothing short of a horror movie worthy.  My wife looks out the door and says "What is going on, I heard a girl scream?"  I looked at her with the calmest face and said.  "I didn't hear anything?".  She looked at me and rolled her eyes and went back in the house.  LOL

 

 

Outstanding.... thanks for the laugh.

[powerduster]

Funniest thing I read/heard all week, thanks.

[Tuckahoe Joe]

Ha...fantastic!  Funny stuff right there!

[loodkop]

Thanks, now I can get back to work with a smile.

[Crestliner2008]

Great visual! I'm still chuckling. BTW....toss in a few dryer sheets in your boat when you put it away. Will keep bugs and critters away.